Almost 3 Day Beer O'Clock

[Bread]

After the spoke shop closes, go jogging, then-it's-ON!


Checklist:

Drink.
Put some money on the Rays game.
Perhaps the NBA game.
Go to the new gay bar down the road.
Play cards with my Nana.
Drink.
Find a Puerto Rican werewolf to complete my scavenger hunt.
Win some money on the UFC.
Watch VH-1 crappy reality TV.
Renegotiate my pay-per-post salary with Dozer.
Do shrooms and watch The Wizard of Oz.
Prank call English Mike and say I'm INS.
Get some.
Reorganize my Top Canadians list.
Recuperate.



SLICKER!!

[AgainstAllOdds]

Checklist:
Drink.
Drink.

I think we all know this is the real checklist.

[Bread]

How dare you.

[Willie Bee]

The 'go to gay bar' and 'play cards with Nana' are not connected in any manner, right? Just a coincidence they are next to each other on the checklist, right?

[SlickFazzer]

Les GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bread]

Correct Bee..just a coincidence. Two completely unrelated events.

But for a good time, you should be there one of these times that I tell my Nana that my black boyfriend, Zeke, is on his way over. A funnier face you could not imagine.

[Bread]

Les GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know I could count on you fellow jrunken dejen

[Bread]

Adding to list:

Drink, play frisbee and badminton in the rain at the beach. It's going to rain here all weekend, as it has all week.

[jjgold]

Bread your sick

Do something productive


I am working our local parade on Monday

It is a feel good thing

[RumpledForeskin]

Adding to list:

Drink, play frisbee and badminton in the rain at the beach. It's going to rain here all weekend, as it has all week.

I think I can count the minutes on 1 hand that it has stopped raining here in Orlando this week

[Bread]

Correct RF...same down here in Tampa Bay.

I'd like to make love to you in the rain Rumpled.

That IS you in your Avitar, right?

[Mudcat]

Reorganize my Top Canadians list.

With so much alcohol involved I hope that established protocols are not forgotten.





All rise.


Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean-up after them
And out saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts
And buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun

And we will probably go to hell
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh-roy-yal
Canadian kilted yaksmen

[Tsoprano]

Bread your sick

Do something productive


I am working our local parade on Monday

It is a feel good thing

[Richkas]

Sounds like a plan. Beer it is

[SlickFazzer]

[Bread]

People I'm going to drunk prank call this weekend:

English Mike
Richkas
Amby
Robyn
Bill Dozer
Blitty
Deuce
Casper
Happy Boy
Fiveteamer
JJGold
Iwinyourmoney
Herman
MonkeyFocker
RogueJuror
CrazyLou
Samsincharge
RogueScholar
Raydog
Tsoprano
Teela
Tacomax
Willie Bee

You've all been warned and I'll still get you guaranteed!

[Shark79]

off the list !! yippi !!

[MrMonkey]

Robyn real or ghost!

Bread, seriously though is she for real? I'm alittle slow!

MrMonkey

[Bread]

Is who for real MrMonkey?

Robyn?

Mr G?

Herman?

Paco?


Help me out here pally.

[Mudcat]

Make sure you have some Jello. I don't want to hear any excuses about being too busy. There's always time for Jello.

[MrMonkey]

Is who for real MrMonkey?

Robyn?

Mr G?

Herman?

Paco?


Help me out here pally.

Robyn!

[Bread]

Robyn!

no.

[raydog]

just got the krazy korean and little one all packed up and on their way to meet relatives at the waterparks for the weekend. she did say she would be checking the board and keepin me in line though. that being said, i am cracking the first of at least 72 heinekens that i just crammed in the fridge

[Teela]

Bread, seriously though is she for real? I'm alittle slow!

MrMonkey

Robyn, Smarmy, Teela and a few others are not real.

[Bread]

And it begins.

[Robyn]

I am not real. Bread is in bed right now and I am his brain accessing SBR in a dream state.

[BadNina]

I think it is hilarious that you people don't get that Robyn is the real one and Bread isn't.

[Robyn]

Nina, I see your boobies.

[BadNina]

And aren't they fabulous?

[RogueJuror]

go jogging LOL

[MrMonkey]

Nina. Why the Bad before the name! I guess your not the Southern Belle type from Gone With the Wind! Yea, Robyn is real, you have the fun room with monkeys! Bread couldn't have done that room up like that himself! You people are some characters!

MrMonkey

[Bread]

Day 1 = BASURA!!

On to Day 2. It can only get better. Or worse.

Paco..CALL ME!!

[Casperwaits]

Paco can't come to the phone right now. He is working on his 25 word apology to JJ. Poor guy. Paco, just write sorry 25 times pal. Not like JJ knows how to read or anything.

[Robyn]

Nina. Why the Bad before the name! I guess your not the Southern Belle type from Gone With the Wind! Yea, Robyn is real, you have the fun room with monkeys! Bread couldn't have done that room up like that himself! You people are some characters!

MrMonkey

I love monkeys (the animal) more than any other living creature, including humans. It is my dream to one day play with a baby chimp or a small monkey that will not tear my jaw off of my face or eat my eyeballs.

[Bread]

Paco...CALLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

1-800-DAY-ONESUCKED!!!!