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  • blittydeuce
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-11-08
    • 5572

    #1
    Sslp
    I can't get the hook I was with out of my head.... I think I'm in love amigo. If you see her in the streets will you tell her that I miss her and that I care about her. I was thinking that instead of sending my next ** to Nicaragua to fund 5Dimes, I would just send it to her instead. Maybe this way she can help her family and slow down her fast paced lifestyle....can you help me out bro?
  • AMBlai01
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-16-08
    • 5882

    #2


    What about your 17 year old princess?
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    • SSLP
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-29-08
      • 5232

      #3
      Blitty , I cannot help but feel the upmost respect for you right now.
      NOT only are you being charitable but you are also thinking of sex at the same time.

      Blitty , you can count on me son Ill hold that money for her
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      • SSLP
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-29-08
        • 5232

        #4
        Originally posted by AMBlai01


        What about your 17 year old princess?

        Amby i can see some logic to Blittys reasoning.

        1. Hot hooker memories of steamy sex and fingers up her ass

        OR

        2. Making out with a 17 yr old that looks older than me and her mom watching while you make out?

        Ill take option 1 for the max please
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        • AMBlai01
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-16-08
          • 5882

          #5
          The funny thing about this thread...I had a dream and my Hook was in it last night.....It wasn't sexual or anything but for some reason she just showed up.

          It was like at a party or something.....
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          • SSLP
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-29-08
            • 5232

            #6
            a sex party?
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            • AMBlai01
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-16-08
              • 5882

              #7
              haha...not even....it was just some random party at my friends house or something..but she just showed up out of now where and I couldn't understand even in my dream how she had gotten there.
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              • SSLP
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-29-08
                • 5232

                #8
                Was she taking care of the PRECIOUS? were there hobbits in the dream?
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                • RogueJuror
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-08-08
                  • 10010

                  #9
                  in love blitty ?

                  sending money

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                  • blittydeuce
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-11-08
                    • 5572

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AMBlai01


                    What about your 17 year old princess?
                    She's too busy with highschool to give me enough attention right now. Although she did invite me to her graduation, and then she turns 18 shortly after that. So I will be flying back down there soon....
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                    • AMBlai01
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-16-08
                      • 5882

                      #11
                      HAHA....very funny you fvck.
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                      • SSLP
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-29-08
                        • 5232

                        #12
                        Blitty I apologize for fukin your hooker
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                        • AMBlai01
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-16-08
                          • 5882

                          #13
                          SSLP...don't apologize because we all know you aren't really sorry...
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                          • SSLP
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-29-08
                            • 5232

                            #14
                            Amby , I will provide evidence.

                            How about that ?
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                            • blittydeuce
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 06-11-08
                              • 5572

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SSLP
                              Blitty I apologize for fukin your hooker
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                              • AMBlai01
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-16-08
                                • 5882

                                #16
                                Blitty don't feel bad...He isn't the first guy to fukk her and we know it won't be the last either....
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                                • SSLP
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-29-08
                                  • 5232

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                  Blitty don't feel bad...He isn't the first guy to fukk her and we know it won't be the last either....
                                  hahahah ill take the max on this as well

                                  the real question is how many guys will she have fuct by the next time you see he?

                                  40 ?

                                  100?

                                  sslp 20 times?
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                                  • AMBlai01
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-16-08
                                    • 5882

                                    #18
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                                    • blittydeuce
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-11-08
                                      • 5572

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SSLP
                                      hahahah ill take the max on this as well

                                      the real question is how many guys will she have fuct by the next time you see he?

                                      40 ?

                                      100?

                                      sslp 20 times?
                                      Just promise me you'll take care of her bro...she likes her clitoris to be licked in a counter clockwise motion....and please no more than 2 fingers in her back door
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                                      • SSLP
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-29-08
                                        • 5232

                                        #20
                                        im gonna spit her pussy and dildo her ass by the time you get here she will be pissing through the back door son.. sorry thats how i roll
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                                        • AMBlai01
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-16-08
                                          • 5882

                                          #21
                                          Girl is going to be used up in 2 weeks...Blitty you are going to have to find another Hook to love.....

                                          Once SSLP gets his hands on a girl, its all downhill....
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                                          • blittydeuce
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-11-08
                                            • 5572

                                            #22
                                            Unreal.
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                                            • RealSlimShady
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-24-07
                                              • 6249

                                              #23
                                              Blitty, never fall in love with a hook. You're a damn rookie, son.
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                                              • Shark79
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-19-07
                                                • 11211

                                                #24
                                                This thread is epic.

                                                These latinas always do this to gringos ...
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Guys get laid and he thinks he is in love.

                                                  Amber go get a hooker in NY and you will say the same thing
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                                                  • blittydeuce
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-11-08
                                                    • 5572

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                                                    Blitty, never fall in love with a hook. You're a damn rookie, son.
                                                    How many hooks have you been with slim? Can you honestly tell me that a small piece of you doesn't die each time she mops the jizz off her chest and you know your time with her is about to expire? In the back of your head you have never wanted to make her an honest woman and save her from her deceitful life?...
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                                                    • blittydeuce
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 06-11-08
                                                      • 5572

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Guys get laid and he thinks he is in love.

                                                      Amber go get a hooker in NY and you will say the same thing
                                                      JJ, I know somewhere deep inside you can relate with me...
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                                                      • SSLP
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-29-08
                                                        • 5232

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by blittydeuce
                                                        How many hooks have you been with slim? Can you honestly tell me that a small piece of you doesn't die each time she mops the jizz off her chest and you know your time with her is about to expire? In the back of your head you have never wanted to make her an honest woman and save her from her deceitful life?...

                                                        Blitty you are the very model of men that get played by hookers that try saving them from the street life.. while some of them like the street life .

                                                        WHORES WILL ALWAYS BE WHORES , married , single , divorced the worst part is when they cheat on guys with every dude they can find and that makes them feel sexy and wanted
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                                                        • Shark79
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-19-07
                                                          • 11211

                                                          #29
                                                          Blitty I can call her up ... and tell her how much you love her.
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                                                          • RogueJuror
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 07-08-08
                                                            • 10010

                                                            #30
                                                            what about adi?

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                                                            • blittydeuce
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-11-08
                                                              • 5572

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Shark79
                                                              Blitty I can call her up ... and tell her how much you love her.
                                                              Put in a good word for me sharky! Also let me know if any houses are for sale nearby...I'm going to ask her if she will settle down and raise a family with me down
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                                                              • Shark79
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-19-07
                                                                • 11211

                                                                #32
                                                                Got Answering Machine.

                                                                Will try later.
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                                                                • blittydeuce
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 06-11-08
                                                                  • 5572

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by RogueJuror
                                                                  what about adi?
                                                                  Shhhh
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                                                                  • SSLP
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 02-29-08
                                                                    • 5232

                                                                    #34
                                                                    she is sleeping usually wakes up at about 1 pm , i am thinking i want to her to lick my balls while i play with her .

                                                                    BLITTY DONT FALL FOR THIS GAL BAD NEWS
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                                                                    • blittydeuce
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-11-08
                                                                      • 5572

                                                                      #35
                                                                      SSLP, can you please lay off giving my future wife weiner breath.

                                                                      Thanks
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