Everyone pumped?
Have you donned your gay apparel?
Got your shopping done?
Fabulous.
I in fact have started my fucking shopping. It went like this: mom sent an e-mail to me and my siblings saying she had bought something for dad which one of us could give to him for fucking Xmas.
I was first to reply, Me! Me!
This puts me miles ahead of last year when I did all my fucking shopping on the afternoon of Dec. 24th.
As I'm sure is obvious, now I am bathing in the warmth of the fucking season.
Fa la la la fucking la.
Have you donned your gay apparel?
Got your shopping done?
Fabulous.
I in fact have started my fucking shopping. It went like this: mom sent an e-mail to me and my siblings saying she had bought something for dad which one of us could give to him for fucking Xmas.
I was first to reply, Me! Me!
This puts me miles ahead of last year when I did all my fucking shopping on the afternoon of Dec. 24th.
As I'm sure is obvious, now I am bathing in the warmth of the fucking season.
Fa la la la fucking la.