you are all liars !!!!!

The General · 05-22-09, 01:12 AM

LOL

Morning

diogee · 05-22-09, 01:18 AM

Great post.

RogueJuror · 05-22-09, 01:29 AM

Keep it going Alanis.

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 01:36 AM

When your dad bails you out for 90k and you say you will pay him back you are a .....Liar!

When you swear to your wife you will never gamble again nor pimp your kids on prosper.com you are a ....Liar!

diogee · 05-22-09, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

When your dad bails you out and you say you will pay him back you are a .....Liar!

When you swear to your wife you will never gamble again nor pimp your kids on prosper.com you are a ....Liar!

Uh oh...

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 01:40 AM

i should give the guy a break but then i remember the whole pimping his child thing and i cant help myself...

AMBlai01 · 05-22-09, 01:41 AM

I dont know who this guy is...but I like him already.

The HG · 05-22-09, 01:41 AM

Wow, great motif, I'd like to take a crack at this style myself, and expand into non-sports betting topics, if I may be so presumptuous. Ok, here goes:

When you say you care that you are fat and then spend money going to McDonalds you are…… liar!!!!

When you read New York Times to have opinion and you are saying you are smart you are…… liar!!!!

When you say to your wife is not fat and the same as girl across the street you were looking at to tell her you are…… liar!!!!

this is not as easy as it looks, trust me

alanisds · 05-22-09, 01:42 AM

When your dad bails you out and you say you will pay him back you are a .....Liar!

When you swear to your wife you will never gamble again nor pimp your kids on prosper.com you are a ....Liar!

You killed me

RogueJuror · 05-22-09, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

When your dad bails you out for 90k and you say you will pay him back you are a .....Liar!

When you swear to your wife you will never gamble again nor pimp your kids on prosper.com you are a ....Liar!

AMBlai01 · 05-22-09, 01:45 AM

Brock Landers...Calling Brock Landers...

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 01:46 AM

When you tell your wife your taking her engagement ring to be cleaned and you switch out the rock for a cz to lay money on the Lakers you are a ....Liar!

When you pawn the rock and you tell the shop you will be back to pick it up after the lakers come through in game 2 you are a ....Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 01:48 AM

When you tell your wife you dont care if she dates other guys just to get a night alone to gamble you are a...Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

Brock Landers...Calling Brock Landers...

Who's Broke Landers?

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 01:50 AM

When you really deliver pizzas for a living and you tell people you have thousands riding on the over of an mlb game you are a ...Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 01:55 AM

When you tell everyone you used to ride motorcycles professionaly for a living and you dont even know how to ride a quad you are a ....Liar!

When you tell everyone you are banging Mrs. South Dakota but you cant even show them your real face you are a... Liar!

diogee · 05-22-09, 02:01 AM

Holy shit...I love this thread.

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:09 AM

When your wife leaves you for gambling and you deliver pizza to her and your kids at their new dads house and you say you dont care you are a...Liar!

When you say it's ok your kids didn't leave you a tip you are a....Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:11 AM

When you cant afford medicine for gout and you say it is 80% gone you are a...Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:12 AM

When you say you didnt beat your wife just because Adam Lambert lost American Idol Idol you are a...Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:13 AM

great idea for a thread alanis, i got a little carried away, i think ill bring it back tomorrow if its ok with u...

alanisds · 05-22-09, 02:14 AM

When your wife leaves you for gambling and you deliver pizza to her and your kids at their new dads house and you say you dont care you are a...Liar!

When you say it's ok your kids didn't leave you a tip you are a....Liar!

You are funny !!!!!!!

good to know that there is good people in the forum

it's fine by me

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:14 AM

When you are down 20k on your spreadsheet and you post a video trying to act like it really doesnt hurt, you are a ....Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:15 AM

God damn im almost crying this shitts funny, night fkers!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:17 AM

When you have sex with a hot costa rican hooker and you swear you wore a condom you are a ....Liar!

diogee · 05-22-09, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

God damn im almost crying this shitts funny, night fkers!

Same here man...good god. Unreal

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:20 AM

When you swear your not going to drink anymore after the book you spent the last year shilling for has cut you off, you are a...Liar!

When you swear you haven't stiffed that book, you are a....Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:24 AM

When you have a unibrow that is a particular gay posters fetish and you swear he hasnt flown you out to play catcher for the pink team, you are a...Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:27 AM

When you swear you are straight and get laid but have posted a video of your 1.5 in penis to a bunch of middle aged men, you are a...Liar!

When you frequent glory holes in the Jersey area and say you dont recognize that 1.5 in penis, you are a...Liar!

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-22-09, 02:30 AM

When you say you want to go to a bathouse in sf only to see how you size up, you are a...Liar!

reno cool · 05-22-09, 03:09 AM

this guy's got the scoop on everybody. Been paying attention.

but careful not to get banned again.

pico · 05-22-09, 04:47 AM

When you're power posting at a free online gambling forum and you tell everyone you're a big timer, you're a......liar!

When you're getting paid to post 30 games a day on sbr spreadsheet and tell everyone you're a volume sharp, you're a.....liar!

When you create bunch of ghosts trying to impress bunch of degenerate kids that you're a big shot, you're a.....liar!

pico · 05-22-09, 04:52 AM

When you tell someone who quit gambling that you're helping them out by starting bet small amount on games, you're a....liar!

When you tell posters that you're not getting kickbacks from books for mention their names in the videos, you're a....liar!

pico · 05-22-09, 04:56 AM

When you're making videos in jersey and telling everyone you're in costa rica, you're a....liar!

When you tell everyone you got a job from spiro, you're a....liar!

When you decorated your basement and pretend it is an legit office, you're a....liar!