[OT] Maxim Top 100 - Choose your own 10

[Matt Rain]

So you're allowed to browse through Maxim's entire Top 100 list and pick 10 women with whom you wanna play parchesi, or else.

The catch is that you have to go through the list in descending order, i.e. from 100 to 1, and you must make a decision on the spot whether you pick a woman or not - you're not allowed to go back and change your mind.

Budget wisely, my friends - Maxim's 2009 Top 100.

[Matt Rain]

Highlight below to see my 10 carefully-selected parchesi partners:

92. Joana Krupa
82. Emma Stone
43. Elisha Cuthbert
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
34. Scarlett Johansson
16. Gina Carano
11. Jessica Biel
5. Mila Kunis
2. Megan Fox

(This is me procrastinating on a gorgeous Thurday AM.)

[VegasDave]

Damn, fun game. Not being able to go back was fvcking brutal... very hard to be picky in the early stages.

Unfortunately for me I tapped out when my two all time favorite women in JLH and Eliza hit me at 10 and 6. Wasn't able to crack into the top 5 and goddamn I wish I were.

97. Marisa Tomei
53. Kim Kardashian
43. Elisha Cuthbert
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
34. Scarlett Johansson
13. Jessica Alba
11. Jessica Biel
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
6. Eliza Dushku

[VegasDave]

Matty, we got 5 in common, nice ! We both had trouble getting through those 30s lol

[Matt Rain]

I get first dibs though, ha ha, sucks to be you.

(I thought Anna Faris was an unorthodox pick, kinda disappointed to see it replicated already.)

[VegasDave]

I get first dibs though, ha ha, sucks to be you.

(I thought Anna Faris was an unorthodox pick, kinda disappointed to see it replicated already.)

Honestly, I'd trade her in for 5, 4, 2, or 1, but you said no takesy-backsys. She's always done it for me. Besides that, she strikes me as the "good in bed" type as well.

Passing on Eva Mendes was pretty brutal, but I'm glad I did because if I left Eliza off my list I'd have lost my mind.

[Matt Rain]

I hear ya about Anna. Oh hell yeah.

I got nervous once I realized I already had 6 picks with 33 candidates to go. But I try not to look back at the past - I don't do regrets.







Will you ever forgive me, Kate Beckinsale? I am SO sorry babe.

[VegasDave]

LOL Kate was definitely one of the "I'm passing on this????" moments.

Of course the whole thing gets depressing when you realize you don't actually get to sleep with the 10 you choose, haha.

[Matt Rain]

Yeah. I suspect that this dorky thread will get me a wedgie at the bash. I'm going commando.

(Screw you SBR - Dave and I aren't the only dorks in here.)

[Mudcat]

These lists always make me mental. I feel they always contain a lot of chicks more for their pop fame than actual looks and all-around sexiness. Like, Hilary Duff? Seriously?

Part of the point, I suppose, is to inspire debate. My main point of debate would be, if you are making this kind of bubblegum list, how do you leave off Emmanuelle Chriqui while including freakin' Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes and Lily Allen and . . . well, everyone on that list.

Have people not figured out who Emanuelle Chriqui is yet? Guess not.

Anyway, much to my surprise, I agree with their #1 choice, Olivia Wilde. I watch House and she is super deluxe. I might use the word exquisite.

[VegasDave]

Anyway, much to my surprise, I agree with their #1 choice. Olivia Wilde. I watch House and she is super deluxe. I might use the word exquisite.

^This.

[Casperwaits]

My Top Ten

Scarlett Johanson
Kim Kardashian
Maria Menounos
Minka Kelly
Stacey Kiebler
Nikki Reed
Eva Mendes
Jessica Alba
Eliza Dushku
Teela

[VegasDave]

Scarlett Johansson, Kim Kardashian, Elisha Cuthbert, Eliza Dushku and Jennifer Love Hewitt are among my absolute faves so I was glad to see them on this list.

The one girl that has flirted with my top 5 that wasn't on this list was Britney Murphy,



I know she's unorthodox, but she just does it for me. Sue me.

[Casperwaits]

If Brittany Murphy didn't always such godawful films, I may think she was cute. Her career choices just make her ugly in my eyes.

[milwaukee mike]

97 marisa tomei
85 michelle trachtenberg
82 emma watson (ok i'm officially a pervert)
78 danica patrick
77 stacy kiebler
74 amanda bynes
17 britney spears
15 katy perry
12 leighton meester
10 jennifer love hewitt

[Matt Rain]

If Brittany Murphy didn't always such godawful films, I may think she was cute. Her career choices just make her ugly in my eyes.

Sin City was a great flick though.

[Matt Rain]

97 marisa tomei
85 michelle trachtenberg
82 emma watson (ok i'm officially a pervert)
78 danica patrick
77 stacy kiebler
74 amanda bynes
17 britney spears
15 katy perry
12 leighton meester
10 jennifer love hewitt

Yes, sorry to say. I frowned when I saw her.

S'okay, the rest of your list is solid. That Leighton Meester chick did not catch my eye at first, but I now see what I missed out on. Good God.

[Casperwaits]

Sin City was a great flick though.

Sin City was a kick ass flick. I don't give her any credit for how good it was though.

[VegasDave]

Sin City was a kick ass flick. I don't give her any credit for how good it was though.

Casper her hotness was definitely a plus in her scenes, how dare you.

[Casperwaits]

Casper her hotness was definitely a plus in her scenes, how dare you.

Carla Gugino made her look like a troll. Seriously, a Fraggle Rock Troll.