OT: Movies - Any opinions on the best choice?

[The General]

I am going to walk down to store and come back to watch a movie. Any ideas on these?

Thanks

[Shortstop]

General, do you have a dog that keeps you company on your long walks?

[The General]

No Sir. Usually just me this time of day.

[Shortstop]

I've never heard of any of those movies, sorry but I can't help here. Is "The Woods" a horror movie?

[Mudcat]

Jayzuz. How do you end up in a situation where those are the choices?

The only one I have seen is Malice. That was like 15 years ago. I recall it as being so-so.

By reputation, it is probably the best of the bunch. I have seen bits of Tank Girl and it has a bit of a cult following but it did not strike me as a The General type of movie.

Helluvan odd selection.

[Bread]

Very weird selection indeed.

I like 13 Ghosts. One of the first movies to incorporate that freaky special effect where people twitch all over.

Is Malice the one where Jeremy Irons is banging his step daughter or something? I dunno. Someone falls off a staircase maybe? Details are sketchy. Saw it at a $1 movie theater and I was plastered.

[pico]

tank girl

[Mudcat]

Is Malice the one where Jeremy Irons is banging his step daughter or something? I dunno. Someone falls off a staircase maybe? Details are sketchy. Saw it at a $1 movie theater and I was plastered.

Malice has Alec Baldwin as a doctor with a god complex. But there ends up being some kind of twist. No, I'm not kidding - there's a twist.

My strict anti-spoiler philosophy does not allow me to reveal too much about who falls off and who remains attached to staircases.



A Jeremy Irons movie fitting your description might be the Lolita remake.

[Bread]

Ah...I'm thinking about 'Damage'.

[Mudcat]

Let's just agree that Jeremy Irons is a frickin' pervert.

[Casperwaits]

I have seen all these, and Malice is by far the best. Trust me General.

[Bread]

It's kinda like with Eric Stoltz.

When Eric Stoltz shows up, you know SOMEBODY is gonna get fukkd.

[Matt Rain]

Jeremy Irons enjoys a good cross-generational **** here and there, don't he.

[Bread]

Remember when Jeremy Irons fukkd Mufasa? That made me horny.

[Mudcat]

This thread makes me laugh. What an odd selection of obscure, unrelated movies to have as your options. I wonder if The General is just fukking with us.

[Matt Rain]

It's kinda like with Eric Stoltz.

When Eric Stoltz shows up, you know SOMEBODY is gonna get fukkd.

Seen Killing Zoe? Julie Delpy is my woman. Do not touch Julie or fantasize about her, she's mine.

General, watch Killing Zoe. Eric Stoltz, mad frenchmen, drugs, cute whore, bank robbery, blood.

[Bread]

The General...do NOT watch 'Smokey & The Bandit'.

I did recently, and neither Robyn nor I can get that Jerry Reed song 'East Bound & Down' out of our heads.

It's haunting us. "East bound and down! Loaded up and truckin!"

Help!

[pico]

jeremy iron in the movie lolita is pretty good

[Robyn]

13 Ghosts is an extremely underrated horror movie...same with The Cell.