Why Beyonce is a Bitch. My Early Morning Rant

[Casperwaits]

I like television. Well, I used to. Now every time I turn my 13 inch Quasar on, I have to see/hear/smell Beyonce. Honestly, does this mocha-choca-latte-ya ya ever just stay the f**k home? She ruins comedy (Saturday Night Live), drama ( Tyra Banks Show) and action (Meet The Press). I have never heard a woman make so much $$ on songs that man hate. Every one of her songs is "If I were a man, I would kiss all woman's asses" crap. Jeesh. Than she sings about how hard life is for a woman like herself. Newsflash! You grew up RICH!!! You also ruined the first hour of the Super Bowl by taking 25 minutes to do the national anthem. I am tired of your wind blown hair. I am tired of your enhanced eyelashes, and I am tired of your acting. Stay out of my view you insufferable piece of fecal matter! If I ever see you on the streets I will light you on fire with my piss!!

[Mudcat]

Casper has become the forum artist of anger. Now he is going to light people on fire with his piss. A striking bit of imagery.

I'm afraid that soon we will be seeing a video of Casper cutting off his left ear.

[Bread]

If you were smart like me, you would've won money on Beyonce's long ass Anthem performance

[paco]

[paco]

If you were smart like me, you would've won money on Beyonce's long ass Anthem performance

Ur a pro bread

[AMBlai01]

I actually can't stand Beyonce either....I don't even think she is that attractive. I think that her ass is way too far and im sure its covered in cellulite.....someone needs to knock her down a peg or two.

[VegasDave]

If I ever see you on the streets I will light you on fire with my piss!!

I think the phrase is something like: "if I ever saw you on fire in the street I wouldn't piss on you to put it out"

The fact that you can light things on fire with your piss is pretty scary bud

[Mudcat]

Casper's piss has gone rogue.

The world can only hope he will use his piss for good instead of evil.

[reno cool]

I never cared for any of these singing sensations. They're all crap.

[tacomax]

The fact that you can light things on fire with your piss is pretty scary bud

I reckon the two SBR visitors to Costa Rica last weekend can perform the same feat.

[VegasDave]

I reckon the two SBR visitors to Costa Rica last weekend can perform the same feat.

No doubt. Had Amby or Blitty made this post, I wouldn't be joking about fire piss as I'm sure it would be no laughing matter.

[Tsoprano]

Casper, I agree with you 1000000%.

Beyonce gets on my nerves.

[L2Gunz]

casper, you couldnt piss 2 feet in front of you with that small doorstopper of yours....you will piss on your own balls pal!!!j/k

[jjgold]

She is not a bad woman

People for the most part like her

She is a great singer and has that star appeal unlike most of the women bimbos in her field

She has a lot more class than most of them

Looks and body are VERY average