My terms for coming to Bash

[mathdotcom]

1] First class flight
2] Best room in hotel
3] Robyn waiting in said hotel room, tied up, with a slice of bread shoved in her mouth
4] First night must have a 'Biggest Loser' contest with VegasDave, BrentCrude, AAO, etc. stepping on weigh scale and posters betting on how much they weigh
4b] Same idea as '4' except that they will have their belly jiggled and poster who correctly guesses how long it continues to jiggle for wins an SBR t-shirt
4c] Same idea but will be a bra-fitting contest
5] A professionally organized and operated grabass tournament (only 3" peckers or bigger allowed as otherwise not fair to me and other well endowed posters)
6] A meeting with a purpose to track down compaqdikk and bring him to justice for his crimes
7] A funeral service for pat venditto's bankroll

SBRJohn I am not asking for much

[pavyracer]

Stay home. SBR will not oblige to your demands.

[The Prick]

somehow we will try an get by w/out yer presence there scooter

[RogueScholar]

Yeah, you won't be missed Mathy. Polish your Poster of the Month award and let the adults have their fun.

[Shark79]

whatever they said.

[LVHerbie]

Amazing how many of the posters think they can become JJGold just by pretending... There's alot more to achieving the lifestyle...

[reno cool]

Robyn might be hard to trap, but the fat jiggling can hardly be a problem.

[HAPPY BOY]

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. no

anything else?

[mathdotcom]

Other posters are jealous when they realize they are not integral to the success of the community.

It really is lonely on top.

[Matt Rain]

7] A funeral service for pat venditto's bankroll

[bobbyfk]

[Bread]

As long as compaqdork is there, I could care less what you're doing homey.

[RogueJuror]

Amazing how many of the posters think they can become JJGold just by pretending... There's alot more to achieving the lifestyle...

yep

[sickler]