The official biggest clown at the bash thread.

[tatddy]

So with a couple of winks and a little Spanish I managed to hustle my way into the airport shuttle with Loshak, Brenner and Natalie and save a cab fare.

Fast forward 30 mins later and I'm here at the P Cana airport trying to check into my March 6th flight back to SF. Well guess what? There is no flight. That's probably because it's February not March.

BRILLIANT! I need a fukking handler now accepting applications. Gave back a nickel buying a new flight....sad part is it's not even close to the first time I've done this.

CLOWN CENTRAL

[MMANick]

I'll take care of your travel arrangements, for a price. Sorry to hear that, dude.

[goofyre]

[reigle9]

ha, brutal

[Housemoney]

Did you already book it? I've got enough Skymiles to cover you. You are the only reason I have cash in my pocket right now.

Delta would just fix it for you if they have a flight going out today.

[gauchojake]

Anyone who travels a lot can relate

[tatddy]

Did you already book it? I've got enough Skymiles to cover you. You are the only reason I have cash in my pocket right now.

Delta would just fix it for you if they have a flight going out today.

Ah you're too nice bro really appreciate the offer. I was on JetBlue originally but they had no more flights today. So just sucked it up and bought one on Delta.

Thanks for the offer you're solid as they come.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Just stay in Punta Cana for another month.

Problem solved.

[shadymcgrady]

Did u get charged for the full amount? Airlines treat their seats with the same approach supermarkets do with perishable inventory. If there are empty seats close to takeoff they will sell them to anyone at a discount price

[trytrytry]

good think wall not built you can walk over still

[Housemoney]

Ah you're too nice bro really appreciate the offer. I was on JetBlue originally but they had no more flights today. So just sucked it up and bought one on Delta.

Thanks for the offer you're solid as they come.

You will be connecting in ATL. I might still be here.

[RoyBacon]

Everyone that travels a bit mushes a reservation occasionally. My best is booking a flight, showing up and finally figuring out I wasn't in the country I thought I was. A strong dime setback.

[SharpAngles]

tatddy I'd recommend not being so medicated while finalizing your travel plans

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Big Orange & myself sitting in airport bar laughing our asses off. We also both feel horrible for out drawing you in poker.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

tatddy I'd recommend not being so medicated while finalizing your travel plans

My thoughts exactly

[jjgold]

hamburgers

[RudyRuetigger]

I do not feel sorry for tat one bit

he probably has more money than delta so it is nice to see the little guys get a share of the glory

[reigle9]

pictured tat as balla, but jetblue is about as un-balla as it gets

[RudyRuetigger]

what tat should've done??? gone standby without a ticket....come back in a month on a 1 way ticket to punt cana for a day or two

[reigle9]

he flown in on jet blue was the point bro

plus, i'm just bored

[tatddy]

100 percent UN baller. And the point wasn't feel sorry for me. Point was to make note of what a dumbass I am.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Taddy stand up guy.....one of the good ones here

[tatddy]

Big Orange & myself sitting in airport bar laughing our asses off. We also both feel horrible for out drawing you in poker.

Ha all good buddy part of the game. I've played poker 3 times since 2012 and I've taken ugly beats every time. Silver lining is I no longer get mad and spit alcohol on people afterwards. Getting old. And glad you and Orange took it down. At least my chips went to a cause.

[Fire in da hole]

This is too funny... I've done that too and when it happens, you immediately get a sinking feeling in your gut.

at least you were able to get a different flight.

[RudyRuetigger]

Ha all good buddy part of the game. I've played poker 3 times since 2012 and I've taken ugly beats every time. Silver lining is I no longer get mad and spit alcohol on people afterwards. Getting old. And glad you and Orange took it down. At least my chips went to a cause.

low blow pal, low blow

[downsouth]

Fukking hamburger.

[tatddy]

tatddy I'd recommend not being so medicated while finalizing your travel plans

I had about 20 posters medicated at the super bowl viewing party. Opie still doesn't even know what happened to him.

[Auto Donk]

we get to Charlotte, have to go through customs, recheck bags, then needlessly go through tsa security again....

they decide to check my carry on due to some "substance ore residue" testing positive for "some of the things" they test for, and for seeing a bottled water in it....

then, some half-gay tsa dude announces, in front of 40-50 people, that I am going to be "further searched" and they are going to go through my entire bag off to the side, and that he "is going to touch my genitals, but only with the back of his hands"

I almost go to jail when I tell him, "knock yourself out, dude, go ahead and cop a feel...."

[astro61200]

he "is going to touch my genitals"

Didn't know waves moved, but glad he finally got himself a job

[tatddy]

Bahaha good stuff, Donk. Just sad Mrs. Donk didn't get a vid of it.

[SharpAngles]

I had about 20 posters medicated at the super bowl viewing party. Opie still doesn't even know what happened to him.

Oh, this Punta Cana security footage one of my Costa Rican connections sent after the super bowl makes so much sense now

[ChuckyTheGoat]

I was SOOOO hoping that u were gonna call someone out.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Tat, that just means u have to go back in March.

[Auto Donk]

Bahaha good stuff, Donk. Just sad Mrs. Donk didn't get a vid of it.

what really got my wife mad was when i broke out the liquid ky for the anticipated cavity search, and told him to use two, maybe, three, fingers, while I lubed up for a traditional jerk, myself.....

[daneblazer]

Ouch

ive done something similar to this...but caught it a bit sooner