Y do strippers have to fall in love?

[paco]

ughh, i just went to the penthouse today for lunch w/ a buddy. I said since we lost soo much money on boston, our favorite girl "candy" will take care of us. So after about the 2nd rd of drinks, she came and sat at our booth. I didnt waste much time and said we"ll both take our regular and handed her 2 cnotes. She ****en smiled and said "i just met this awesome man last week, and i love him, and i dont do that anymore" wtf???

[Casperwaits]

Paco, it gives all men hope that one day a stripper will fall in love with them. It is a reverse Pretty Woman syndrome. Don't worry pal. Keep giving her C-Notes. YOur relationship with her will last longer than her new beau's does.

[flyingillini]

Unreal , keep up the good work Pacman.

[daggerkobe]

Are u pico's brother?

[paco]

Paco, it gives all men hope that one day a stripper will fall in love with them. It is a reverse Pretty Woman syndrome. Don't worry pal. Keep giving her C-Notes. YOur relationship with her will last longer than her new beau's does.

, i think it already worked bcuz wen she saw me go bak with another girl, she had this look on her face! But hey i like this new girl "saphire" even better bcuz she didnt even charge me the 5 bucks for the condom that "candy" use to charge

[paco]

Are u pico's brother?

No, but i hear pico use to live in detroit as well, he was smart, heard he moved to cali, im still stuck in this shithole! Hey, at least we have the redwings

[SexyMit]

, i think it already worked bcuz wen she saw me go bak with another girl, she had this look on her face! But hey i like this new girl "saphire" even better bcuz she didnt even charge me the 5 bucks for the condom that "candy" use to charge

[paco]

she also screwed herself out of free red bulls wen she use to sit at my booth!

[G's pks]

Wow..if I knew I was not threatened with being restricted....I would have something to say here!

[flyingillini]

Unreal who is this ghost calling himself pack?

[paco]

Unreal who is this ghost calling himself pack?

??

[paco]

Unreal , keep up the good work Pacman.

[pavyracer]

Unreal who is this ghost calling himself pack?

He may not be a ghost Illini. He may be the real retard deal.

[flyingillini]

He may not be a ghost Illini. He may be the real retard deal.

There is no way that Pacoman is not a ghost. He is deliberately acting this way, nobody is that iliterate. I like the Pacoster though

[paco]

There is no way that Pacoman is not a ghost. He is deliberately acting this way, nobody is that iliterate. I like the Pacoster though

illinis this is true story from earlier today, and the illiterate part was messed up

[pavyracer]

It gives something to Willie Bee to do when he doesn't scratch his balls at the office. Inspector Willie will put him at his place if he is abusing his priviledges.

[jjgold]

Suckers go the strip clubs and I am mean real suckers.

[paco]

It gives something to Willie Bee to do when he doesn't scratch his balls at the office. Inspector Willie will put him at his place if he is abusing his priviledges.

i dont understand what im doing wrong? If i am, pls let me know. I was just telling a story which hsppened to me earlier in the day

[paco]

Pavyracer ur a buzz kill

[paco]

Suckers go the strip clubs and I am mean real suckers.

Strip club are a married man's best friend. You can do whatever without knowing the girls real name. She gets her money, i get my need, and no trails left behind.

[pavyracer]

i dont understand what im doing wrong? If i am, pls let me know. I was just telling a story which hsppened to me earlier in the day

You are not doing anything wrong but your talking will do the damage for you if you are not careful.

[paco]

my talking? I dont understand, i thought this was the place to share thoughts?? Pavy are u a girl and feel this derogatory? Or are u a stripper and feel offended by this thread?

[smarmy]

You should have tried one of those new presidential dollar coins rather than a dirty old bill. Strippers like shiny objects.

[paco]

You should have tried one of those new presidential dollar coins rather than a dirty old bill. Strippers like shiny objects.

[RogueJuror]

paco you're american born?

[paco]

Yes, family came to michigan from Bangladesh in the early 70's

[RogueJuror]

cool

jjgold speaks bengali

[paco]

cool

jjgold speaks bengali

Really? Thas odd, dont know where he would pik it up unless he grew up in a bengali populated area, cause i know they dont offer it as a language class

[RogueJuror]

his job

[paco]

Cool

[pavyracer]

I'm just hoping MilfDriller doesn't read this thread.

[bobbyfk]

so what did you do?

[paco]

Y not?

[RogueJuror]

I'm just hoping MilfDriller doesn't read this thread.

im kind of hoping he does

[paco]

Integrety kid, ur girl will be blowing soon after dancing thx to guys like me who never get dances cuz i can get a bj for 40$ more