Sex and the City star is engaged to a woman uhh I think

[bettilimbroke999]

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/cynthia-nixon-announces-engagement-to-girlfriend-at-gay-rights-rally/22653?nc

Reminds me of that SNL skit It's Pat

[Casperwaits]

Isn't that Alfred E Newman?

[Emily_Haines]

LOL, That chick looks like a dude.

[Casperwaits]

LOL, That chick looks like a dude.

Welcome to the Forum Emily. All female posters must provide a self portrait in their avatars. I don't make the rules, I just enforce em

[bettilimbroke999]

I think that girl used to play Ralph on Happy Days

[Willie Bee]

C'mon, no way that thing on the right is a woman?!

[mr. leisure]

I think that girl used to play Ralph on Happy Days

potsie

[Emily_Haines]

Looks like that dude on Prison Break

[Matt Rain]

Looks like what Danny Partridge would've grown into on a strict diet of cheeseburgers and estrogen supplements.

[Casperwaits]

Thank you Emily. You may now proceed.

[BatemanPatrickl]

WTF? I am all for women being lesbians as long as they are good looking.

Imagine being the guy who drove her to that. CODE RED!

[BatemanPatrickl]

We all know who wears the pants in that relationship

[pavyracer]

I found him:

[Mudcat]

Not that Cynthia Nixon is the all-time hottest thing on 4 wheels, but she has got to be considered a pretty huge catch for her friend there.

[bettilimbroke999]

I think I speak for everyone when I say

How did that unattractive Sex and the City star ever land a fine piece of ass like that redhead?

[jjgold]

Butch Lesbians fuk a woman 50x better than a fem lesbian or a male.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Butch Lesbians fuk a woman 50x better than a fem lesbian or a male.

[The HG]

uhhh!



OHHHHHHHH!




UHHH! UHHHHH!

[BatemanPatrickl]

That is a BIG bowl of wrong.

[Teela]

I was hoping that it was her brother.

[betplom]

I think that girl used to play Ralph on Happy Days

[VegasDave]

Oh shit, Chunk from the Goonies is all grown up???

[The HG]

it looks like Bill Gates' mom fukked ALF and produced something that did NOT make it

[SBR Lou]

Well I guess they say love is blind, I am happy for them.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Well I guess they say love is blind, I am happy for them.

Hopefully for her love lacks a sense of smell and taste as well.

[betplom]

This chick must have a huge cock.

[daggerkobe]

She's Santa Claus and apprently gave her an orgasm last X-mas.

[bettilimbroke999]

Guys I'll never be nervous asking a girl out again, this combination of Ralph Malph and the Philly Fanatic that is bangin Cynthia Nixon every night proves you can get any girl you want

[Matt Rain]

Guys I'll never be nervous asking a girl out again, this combination of Ralph Malph and the Philly Phanatic that is bangin Cynthia Nixon every night proves you can get any girl you want

That was my first thought as well. There's hope for the shy nervous guy out there - Christine Marinoni is living proof of that.

[bettilimbroke999]

Um hi Ms Alba, I uhh just noticed you standing half nude in the surf there and was wondering if maybe you'd like to go back to my room at the Motel 6 and have sex for a few hours

2 weeks later, yahoo headline

JESSICA ALBA ENGAGED TO BETTILIMBROKE999

[Mudcat]

Looks like what Danny Partridge would've grown into on a strict diet of cheeseburgers and estrogen supplements.

Yes.

[jackpot269]

If "Ralf mouth" and "its Pat" ever had a child this is it, could have been a 3 way with Danny Partridge who knew!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bread]

The poor little boy is doomed and he knows it.

[jackpot269]

The poor little boy is doomed and he knows it.

Help me someone please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mudcat]

The poor little boy is doomed and he knows it.

It is only a matter of time before he is trolling internet sites for children of gay couples under the name Hilda, calling all the posters derogatory names and declaring how he is too much woman for them to handle.