Hey Bread

[Casperwaits]

It's her birthday today. Say something nice.

[Bread]

Do I say something here? Or maybe mygayspace or facebook? Talk to me player.

[Casperwaits]

Do I say something here? Or maybe mygayspace or facebook? Talk to me player.

Throw the gauntlet here. I just sent her burfday wishes. I thought of you. Knowing her, she will respond next Tuesday..lol. I should call her though and sing.

[AgainstAllOdds]

Casper is that your wife?

[Bread]

Dearest Casper's Curvy Friend,

I may have forgotten your name, but I could never forget your two giant, gorgeous, mesmerizing...eyes.

They are real attention grabbers when you walk into any room. Perhaps one day we could meet in person, and I would be able to lock onto them like a fighter jet in hot pursuit. That would be nice.

I hope you have a wonderful birfday.

XOXOXOXO
Ol' Dirty Bread

[Casperwaits]

Dearest Casper's Curvy Friend,

I may have forgotten your name, but I could never forget your two giant, gorgeous, mesmerizing...eyes.

They are real attention grabbers when you walk into any room. Perhaps one day we could meet in person, and I would be able to lock onto them like a fighter jet in hot pursuit. That would be nice.

I hope you have a wonderful birfday.

XOXOXOXO
Ol' Dirty Bread

Good stuff, am calling her now to send her your regards.

[Casperwaits]

Casper is that your wife?

I hate all women AAO. This ghost will NEVER get married!!

[Bread]

Please attempt to portray the desperation in my post when you read it to her.

No better way to get in a girl's pants than to play the sympathy card. Thanks!