What would your Porn name be?

[betplom]

Your porn name would be the name of your childhood pet, along with the name of the street where you grew up.

I am Basil Frost!

[RogueJuror]

never had a pet

[Bluehorseshoe]

Angel Anderson.

[Mudcat]

Studly Stiffwood.

No I'm kidding. It would be Seamus Duncan.

[gym rat]

Pop Weasel

[RogueJuror]

ok since i never had a pet i would call myself Matty Rain

[daggerkobe]

Happy Clinton

[Matt Rain]

Pétronille Ontario

It's a female saint's first name - a virgin at that.

[VegasDave]

Before 7 years old: Sonny Edwards

After 7 years old: Max Baldwin

[Matt Rain]

ok since i never had a pet i would call myself Matty Rain

It *was* my actual porn name when I needed to pay for my fluff college degree. No regrets.

[RogueJuror]

matty dont fuk with me

i will look all over to find those videos if its true

[RogueJuror]

you weren't implying you did gay porn were you?

[Mudcat]

I gotta say, these are all pretty weak but seriously,

Pétronille Ontario

Worst. Porn name. Ever.

[Matt Rain]

matty dont fuk with me

i will look all over to find those videos if its true

It's true. It was on VHS back in the day though, so a bunch of Google searches might not suffice. I know that a couple of mail-order stores in southern France still carry those movies.

Have fun.

you weren't implying you did gay porn were you?

I studied literary theory. 80% lesbos, 19% gays.

Have fun.

[Stumpage]

I gotta say, these are all pretty weak but seriously,







Worst. Porn name. Ever.

Mudcat,I think I take over the title of Worst name with this gem:

Winston Hollyhill

[paco]

Flayky conner

[pavyracer]

Grande Gallo

[Chi_archie]

Magic Stewart

[Casperwaits]

Red George

[RogueJuror]

matty you don't know my reach, i just might

99 lesbians 1 hetero female, nice

matty i would love to see a video of you interpreting marquise de sade, down in the floor, naked in your own piss, reciting poems masturbating while you make love to your insanity that they say you have

[losturmarbles]

just thought about this, i'm pretty sure these are answers to security questions at various accounts...

better left off a public forum

plommer are you planning on hacking some people's accounts later?

[Matt Rain]

matty i would love to see a video of you interpreting marquise de sade, down in the floor, naked in your own piss, reciting poems masturbating while you make love to your insanity that they say you have

I got 3 credits for that.

[Mudcat]

Happy Clinton

Coincidentally, this is also what the former president liked to call his junk.

[payingthejuice]

Mine would be: Ripper Marion

[DwightShrute]

The UNIT

[big joe 1212]

big joe 1212

[jjgold]

jjrod

[seaborneq]

Chip Route 1 Box 519

[RogueScholar]

Hampton McPherson

[Mudcat]

Mudcat,I think I take over the title of Worst name with this gem:

Winston Hollyhill

That is pretty bad. I am trying to figure out where Winston Hollyhill fits into the world of adult entertainment.

Definitely not straight porn. Gay porn? No, that doesn't seem right either.

Perhaps some kind of fringe fetish porn. I think I could picture Winston Hollyhill being soundly thrashed by a hefty dominatrix. Perhaps he could be farted at by Asian schoolgirls.

[Flying Dutchman]

Studley Meterlong. Excuse me, we need to do American so Yardlong?

[20Four7]

LOL I had a friend who did porn and his name was Big Ed Wad..... which came from his real name of edward.... Wonder whatever did happen to him..... haven't seen him in years now.

[The General]

Studley Meterlong. Excuse me, we need to do American so Yardlong?

Welcome to SBR and the name reminds me of the movie. I thought it was good. Seen it on April 15, 2006.

[Willie Bee]

Slappy Goodtimes.

[The General]

Poochie Lockerbie