Going to train to become an umpire

[mathdotcom]

As I watch mlb.tv, I am bombarded by the umpire-training ads.

This would be a great job.

1] Great seats for MLB games
2] Would make a killing betting the games

I would not hesitate to call back a home run under the claim that batter called for time.

[Chi_archie]

I recommend reading ron luciano's books......

[Chi_archie]

mathy will be the next great baseball ump.....

[mathdotcom]

When I need an over I would whisper to players telling them to bring out their corked bats

When I need an under the strike zone will be the size of BrentCrude's ass

[onthewhat]

Did you see the umpires sitting in first row behind home plate at Blue Jays game?

Haven't laughed that hard in a while as I did seeing that vid...

[Chi_archie]

mathy sold me...

this would be a good life...


I'll see ya in compton this year mathy

[mathdotcom]

archie bring your beer gut

[Chi_archie]

i'm working on it... and leaving right now to add about 6-8 more beers to that gut

[bettilimbroke999]

Best job in the world id be a multi-millionaire after 1 year of umpiring games, theyd call me Dr Under, I'd call everything a strike hell they could fukin roll the ball to homeplate 3 times for an out