Take your wife out, your computer will still be there when you get back.
Michael Jack Corbin
CaneDawg
SBR Hall of Famer
08-25-08
6256
#2
agreed
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#3
Just got back home. Going to watch movies the rest of the night.
JJ get off of Craigslist. That can get you in trouble now.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#4
Originally posted by Bread
Just got back home. Going to watch movies the rest of the night.
JJ get off of Craigslist. That can get you in trouble now.
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RonPaul2008
SBR Hall of Famer
06-08-07
6741
#5
computers are good but women are better
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The HG
SBR MVP
11-01-06
3566
#6
I agree
bread would it kill you to buy her some flowers once in a while? taker her out somewhere nice, wear a nice shirt and slacks, not jeans and sneakers? ask her about her feelings, and LISTEN to what she has to say for once, instead of grunting at her about some bad beat or ref who screwed your 2H under?
bread step it up
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63172
#7
the internets is just a fad....
enjoy it while you can Bread......
your woman will be there till death do you part right?
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#8
Good points HG. I'll take it into consideration.
I have her out there making me an icey right now. Shaving down some ice for my consumption. Then we are watching 'O' where that black guy chokes out Julia Stiles. I can't wait.
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RonPaul2008
SBR Hall of Famer
06-08-07
6741
#9
who is julia stiles?
Originally posted by Bread
Good points HG. I'll take it into consideration.
I have her out there making me an icey right now. Shaving down some ice for my consumption. Then we are watching 'O' where that black guy chokes out Julia Stiles. I can't wait.
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63172
#10
I bought my girl flowers like 3 weeks ago.... I remind her about it everyday.....
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#11
Good man Arch. Those are the little keys to keeping a relationship healthy.
Never ever let her forget that she could never make it without you.
And every couple of weeks give her a beating for the things that you know she is doing behind your back.
No charge.
Dr. Bread
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#12
yea we know who wears the pants in that family
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#13
Originally posted by wtf
yea we know who wears the pants in that family
Good Morning wtf!
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Casperwaits
SBR Hall of Famer
08-25-06
5042
#14
Originally posted by RonPaul2008
computers are good but women are better
How are women better? Yeah, you can drop seed in a woman like an Amish guy during Rumspringah but they are annoying and will probably ask for dinner or something beforehand. Computers are easy to turn on, generally get loaded quickly, and will only make noise when you ask them to. F**k them hoes, give me the Dell Hotline Number anytime!!
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#15
you have to open your mouth a bit wider to fit my cock inside there
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#16
Hey wtf! Hey there little fella! Now you stop that before I hit you with my paper!
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#17
looks like you have been preparing for this moment my psychotic friend
is that the best u got? come on my little bitch
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RogueJuror
SBR Posting Legend
07-08-08
10010
#18
who gave jj the stupid idea to call himself michael jack?
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#19
I will give you $20 if you use that last one as your Avitar for a week. Jeezus Criste that is SO you!!
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The HG
SBR MVP
11-01-06
3566
#20
Originally posted by RogueJuror
who gave jj the stupid idea to call himself michael jack?
i agree, doesn't quite fit
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betplom
SBR Posting Legend
09-20-06
13444
#21
Originally posted by Bread
Good Morning wtf!
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#22
My mom named me
Michael Jack Corbin
My father was a great jacks or better player you fuks therefore the middle name Jack
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82900
#23
Originally posted by jjgold
My mom named me
Michael Jack Corbin
My father was a great jacks or better player you fuks therefore the middle name Jack
I never met a Jewish person named Michael Jack before.
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#24
Originally posted by jjgold
My mom named me
Michael Jack Corbin
My father was a great jacks or better player you fuks therefore the middle name Jack
What about Hank Webber or Joe Kane? Slats?
You're a fukkin coo coo clock. I think you lie to yourself so much you actually believe it.
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Casperwaits
SBR Hall of Famer
08-25-06
5042
#25
Originally posted by pavyracer
I never met a Jewish person named Michael Jack before.
Pavy, you are in Georgia. No Jews there.
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82900
#26
I met 2 Jews in Georgia. One was named Shlomo and the other one was named Elijah.
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#27
not many jewish folks reside in the south, right?
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82900
#28
Most of my neighbors are rednecks, bean eaters or rice eaters.
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#29
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#30
Originally posted by The HG
I agree bread would it kill you to buy her some flowers once in a while? taker her out somewhere nice, wear a nice shirt and slacks, not jeans and sneakers? ask her about her feelings, and LISTEN to what she has to say for once, instead of grunting at her about some bad beat or ref who screwed your 2H under? bread step it up