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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Bread................
    Take your wife out, your computer will still be there when you get back.

    Michael Jack Corbin
  • CaneDawg
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-08
    • 6256

    #2
    agreed
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Just got back home. Going to watch movies the rest of the night.

      JJ get off of Craigslist. That can get you in trouble now.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Originally posted by Bread
        Just got back home. Going to watch movies the rest of the night.

        JJ get off of Craigslist. That can get you in trouble now.
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        • RonPaul2008
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-08-07
          • 6741

          #5
          computers are good but women are better
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          • The HG
            SBR MVP
            • 11-01-06
            • 3566

            #6
            I agree

            bread would it kill you to buy her some flowers once in a while? taker her out somewhere nice, wear a nice shirt and slacks, not jeans and sneakers? ask her about her feelings, and LISTEN to what she has to say for once, instead of grunting at her about some bad beat or ref who screwed your 2H under?

            bread step it up
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63172

              #7
              the internets is just a fad....

              enjoy it while you can Bread......

              your woman will be there till death do you part right?
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              • Bread
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-16-08
                • 23726

                #8
                Good points HG. I'll take it into consideration.

                I have her out there making me an icey right now. Shaving down some ice for my consumption. Then we are watching 'O' where that black guy chokes out Julia Stiles. I can't wait.

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                • RonPaul2008
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-08-07
                  • 6741

                  #9
                  who is julia stiles?


                  Originally posted by Bread
                  Good points HG. I'll take it into consideration.

                  I have her out there making me an icey right now. Shaving down some ice for my consumption. Then we are watching 'O' where that black guy chokes out Julia Stiles. I can't wait.

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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63172

                    #10
                    I bought my girl flowers like 3 weeks ago.... I remind her about it everyday.....
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                    • Bread
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      Good man Arch. Those are the little keys to keeping a relationship healthy.

                      Never ever let her forget that she could never make it without you.

                      And every couple of weeks give her a beating for the things that you know she is doing behind your back.


                      No charge.
                      Dr. Bread
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                      • wtf
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-22-08
                        • 12983

                        #12
                        yea we know who wears the pants in that family
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                        • Bread
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-16-08
                          • 23726

                          #13
                          Originally posted by wtf
                          yea we know who wears the pants in that family

                          Good Morning wtf!

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                          • Casperwaits
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-25-06
                            • 5042

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RonPaul2008
                            computers are good but women are better

                            How are women better? Yeah, you can drop seed in a woman like an Amish guy during Rumspringah but they are annoying and will probably ask for dinner or something beforehand. Computers are easy to turn on, generally get loaded quickly, and will only make noise when you ask them to. F**k them hoes, give me the Dell Hotline Number anytime!!
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                            • wtf
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-22-08
                              • 12983

                              #15
                              you have to open your mouth a bit wider to fit my cock inside there
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                              • Bread
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-16-08
                                • 23726

                                #16
                                Hey wtf! Hey there little fella! Now you stop that before I hit you with my paper!

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                                • wtf
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-22-08
                                  • 12983

                                  #17
                                  looks like you have been preparing for this moment my psychotic friend

                                  is that the best u got? come on my little bitch
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                                  • RogueJuror
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-08-08
                                    • 10010

                                    #18
                                    who gave jj the stupid idea to call himself michael jack?

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                                    • Bread
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-16-08
                                      • 23726

                                      #19
                                      I will give you $20 if you use that last one as your Avitar for a week. Jeezus Criste that is SO you!!
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                                      • The HG
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-01-06
                                        • 3566

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RogueJuror
                                        who gave jj the stupid idea to call himself michael jack?
                                        i agree, doesn't quite fit
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                                        • betplom
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-20-06
                                          • 13444

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Bread
                                          Good Morning wtf!

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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            My mom named me

                                            Michael Jack Corbin

                                            My father was a great jacks or better player you fuks therefore the middle name Jack
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                                            • pavyracer
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 04-12-07
                                              • 82900

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              My mom named me

                                              Michael Jack Corbin

                                              My father was a great jacks or better player you fuks therefore the middle name Jack
                                              I never met a Jewish person named Michael Jack before.
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                                              • Deuce
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 01-12-08
                                                • 29843

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                My mom named me

                                                Michael Jack Corbin

                                                My father was a great jacks or better player you fuks therefore the middle name Jack
                                                What about Hank Webber or Joe Kane? Slats?

                                                You're a fukkin coo coo clock. I think you lie to yourself so much you actually believe it.
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                                                • Casperwaits
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-25-06
                                                  • 5042

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                  I never met a Jewish person named Michael Jack before.

                                                  Pavy, you are in Georgia. No Jews there.
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82900

                                                    #26
                                                    I met 2 Jews in Georgia. One was named Shlomo and the other one was named Elijah.
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                                                    • SlickFazzer
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-22-08
                                                      • 20209

                                                      #27
                                                      not many jewish folks reside in the south, right?
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82900

                                                        #28
                                                        Most of my neighbors are rednecks, bean eaters or rice eaters.
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                                                        • SlickFazzer
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-22-08
                                                          • 20209

                                                          #29
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                                                          • Bread
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-16-08
                                                            • 23726

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by The HG
                                                            I agree bread would it kill you to buy her some flowers once in a while? taker her out somewhere nice, wear a nice shirt and slacks, not jeans and sneakers? ask her about her feelings, and LISTEN to what she has to say for once, instead of grunting at her about some bad beat or ref who screwed your 2H under? bread step it up
                                                            You watch your ass, Loshak!
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