The Day SBR Changed Forever

[shadymcgrady]

If this rly happens someone should be there to make sure it ends at just a friendly fist fight tho I think cuser would show restraint. No broken jaws or ribs and everyone goes home happy or bruised

[stealthyburrito]

If this rly happens someone should be there to make sure it ends at just a friendly fist fight tho I think cuser would show restraint. No broken jaws or ribs and everyone goes home happy or bruised

I think it almost happened twice in '11. Once where bronxer and patrickbateman had an efight over Skype (video recorded by JJ). They agreed to meet at a sports authority parking lot after hours but that fizzled. Can you imagine two strangers meeting in dark parking lot to fight cuz one hurt the other's feelings?

The other was King Mayan and Mikail. It was right after we killed Osama and mikail being a radical Muslim nut called out America. He and king Mayan agreed to fight at an LA 7-eleven. Mayan showed up and recorded, mikail didn't show, claiming that Mayan went to the wrong 7-eleven.

Thats about my knowledge of these things. Bashes are kinda similar. You see all these guys (poker guys mainly) talk about how who's gonna kick who's ass, yadda, yadda, etc. typically they just ignore one another and go back to fighting here after the bash is over.

[shadymcgrady]

I think it almost happened twice in '11. Once where bronxer and patrickbateman had an efight over Skype (video recorded by JJ). They agreed to meet at a sports authority parking lot after hours but that fizzled. Can you imagine two strangers meeting in dark parking lot to fight cuz one hurt the other's feelings?

The other was King Mayan and Mikail. It was right after we killed Osama and mikail being a radical Muslim nut called out America. He and king Mayan agreed to fight at an LA 7-eleven. Mayan showed up and recorded, mikail didn't show, claiming that Mayan went to the wrong 7-eleven.

Thats about my knowledge of these things. Bashes are kinda similar. You see all these guys (poker guys mainly) talk about how who's gonna kick who's ass, yadda, yadda, etc. typically they just ignore one another and go back to fighting here after the bash is over.

That's pretty funny stealthy

[stealthyburrito]

Makes for good stories. Nothing ever happens with these things. Hell for all I know, he could just shoot a random in NY claiming I didn't show. Hell hath no fury than a man with too much free time on his hands.

Anyway, got an early wake up call tomorrow. Gonna hike a few trails with the pup. Later

[opie1988]

Makes for good stories. Nothing ever happens with these things. Hell for all I know, he could just shoot a random in NY claiming I didn't show. Hell hath no fury than a man with too much free time on his hands.

Anyway, got an early wake up call tomorrow. Gonna hike a few trails with the pup. Later

This -- scared like a bitch.

KICK HIS ASS CUSER!!!

[The Kraken]

Dont forget about the two times Opie raped JJ on camera

[Cuse0323]

I agree young Jay, I'm having a little fun at the expense of certain trumptards. Probably left too much time in between jobs and I got some free time to kill. Only about a week left until the real work commences. As time passes working up a crowd like this will lose its appeal.

Jay, of all the folks how have posted in this thread, I'm the one who appears to be on edge? Certainly rereading this thread you could find another. After all, I'm not driving 500+ miles, crossing several states in the process, to try and fight a complete internet stranger cuz they hurt my feelings. But if it is so, I'll be there, bright eyed and bushy tailed.

I basically have to go through PA, and I'll be at that mall. Just a bit of time through Maryland. About 375 miles, and 5 and a half hours. So, not too difficult on a nice weekend in between the Super Bowl. You didn't hurt my feelings, and we're not exactly strangers to each other. Pompous fools just deserve to be put in their place, and knocked off their pedestals.

[rkelly110]

I basically have to go through PA, and I'll be at that mall. Just a bit of time through Maryland. About 375 miles, and 5 and a half hours. So, not too difficult on a nice weekend in between the Super Bowl. You didn't hurt my feelings, and we're not exactly strangers to each other. Pompous fools just deserve to be put in their place, and knocked off their pedestals.

Cool. You could stop by and kick my ass 1st when you go through PA.

[Cuse0323]

Cool. You could stop by and kick my ass 1st when you go through PA.

I'd glady sit down, and have a drink with you. Like I said, I never had anything against you. I'm not some bully looking to fight anyone who has different views. That's why the USA is divided now.

To quote the greatest musician, in my eyes. "If your beliefs are different than mine, then we gonna fight. Who needs peace when you can profit from being right?"

Eyedea

RIP

[rkelly110]

I'd glady sit down, and have a drink with you. Like I said, I never had anything against you. I'm not some bully looking to fight anyone who has different views. That's why the USA is divided now.

To quote the greatest musician, in my eyes. "If your beliefs are different than mine, then we gonna fight. Who needs peace when you can profit from being right?"

Eyedea

RIP

Just teasing you my friend, but I do need my ass beat.

[Cuse0323]

Just teasing you my friend, but I do need my ass beat.

Not really my thing, but shiiit. I'll try anything once.

[Russian Rocket]

The other was King Mayan and Mikail. It was right after we killed Osama and mikail being a radical Muslim nut called out America. He and king Mayan agreed to fight at an LA 7-eleven. Mayan showed up and recorded, mikail didn't show, claiming that Mayan went to the wrong 7-eleven.

simply unreal

[brooks85]

Let's make one thing clear;

kingmayan does not represent America. He does not stand for America. He is no different than you stealthy. You guys are not Americans. You'll find out the hard way soon enough.



anyways;


truly pity kraken's kid. Guy is going to be a terrible father like rkelly.

[Jayvegas420]

From the guy who could get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of cash!

[brooks85]

^really?

honestly pity you buddy, that post just reeks of desperation. You can tell you're losing what little you had and reality is setting in on you. Just normal cycle of life for a liberal. They start off feeling strong and by the end are just reduced to being the 12 year old they truly are inside.

[Jayvegas420]

Post #190 doesn't contain a denial.
Shocked!!!!

[Russian Rocket]

Post #190 doesn't contain a denial.
Shocked!!!!

That's cause in post #189 you said that he in fact COULD get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of cash! Why would he deny the obvious yeeer mental midget?

Hey I got an idea for you ugly creature...Why, instead of chasing Brook's cawk in here all the time, you go an get your teeth fixed?
Have you seen the holes in between those choppers? You can fire the intercontinental ballistic missile in between those things!



So much for that free Canadian healthcare- No doctors can fix being a sloppy BUM.

[RudyRuetigger]

Just teasing you my friend, but I do need my ass beat.

Not really my thing, but shiiit. I'll try anything once.

This is exactly why we need Russia involved

[Cuse0323]

This is exactly why we need Russia involved

The poster, or country? Either way you lost me. And I'm not beating any ass literally, just Stealthy's face.

[Jayvegas420]

That's cause in post #189 you said that he in fact COULD get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of cash! Why would he deny the obvious yeeer mental midget?

Hey I got an idea for you ugly creature...Why, instead of chasing Brook's cawk in here all the time, you go an get your teeth fixed?
Have you seen the holes in between those choppers? You can fire the intercontinental ballistic missile in between those things!



So much for that free Canadian healthcare- No doctors can fix being a sloppy BUM.

You're starting to take a strange interest in my appearance & perhaps you are unintentionally disclosing some details about yourself that you might wannna keep private.

My teeth aren't my own. Most were replaced after being knocked out on the rink.

Plan a trip to Vegas this March & you might find yourself picking up yours, with broken arms

I am not a homophobe but I feel like beating the shit outta you right now, thinking of what you are probably doing with my gifs in the privacy of your home

You're sick perverted fukk.

[Russian Rocket]

You're starting to take a strange interest in my appearance & perhaps you are unintentionally disclosing some details about yourself that you might wannna keep private.

My teeth aren't my own. Most were replaced after being knocked out on the rink.

Plan a trip to Vegas this March & you might find yourself picking up yours, with broken arms

I am not a homophobe but I feel like beating the shit outta you right now, thinking of what you are probably doing with my gifs in the privacy of your home

You're sick perverted fukk.

I see I hit exactly where it hurts yeeer fkng Shrek-looking creature



You ain't gonna scare anyone here alcoholic...and you and I know, that you definitely not gonna break anyone's arms, so please stop day dreaming.

Instead, immediately stop dumpster diving (that you love so much) right now and go get your fkng teeth fixed! It's sad to watch a 40 year old bum with no teeth giving folks here an advice on life.



....and just a side note - they aren't your gifs dumbfukk...since I'm the one who made them

[grease lightnin]

The poster, or country? Either way you lost me. And I'm not beating any ass literally, just Stealthy's face.

Aren't you supposed to be in VA whooping Stealthy's ass? What happened?

[Jayvegas420]

I think you're missing the point.

Or maybe you're not. You're not a stupid guy.
I like having fun as much as the next guy but...
Point is, I'm asking only one thing from you.

Don't be gay with my pictures.

Shit, maybe I am a homophobe.


Now I gotta get ready for this game.
I bet real money on it.


You should try it sometime

[Russian Rocket]

I think you're missing the point.

Or maybe you're not. You're not a stupid guy.
I like having fun as much as the next guy but...
Point is, I'm asking only one thing from you.

Don't be gay with my pictures.

Shit, maybe I am a homophobe.


Now I gotta get ready for this game.
I bet real money on it.


You should try it sometime

I promise not to make anything gay with them, creature.
Notice that you're the only one who's doing the gay talk here.

You're not a stupid guy.

I'm glad that you finally accepted that as a simple fact

[USCPHILLYGUY]

WTF did I miss here?

Stealthy you need me to take Amtrak down

[Jayvegas420]

I promise not to make anything gay with them, creature.
Notice that you're the only one who's doing the gay talk here.



I'm glad that you finally accepted that as a simple fact

Alrgt.
Agreed.
You're allowed back in the Vegas thread again.

Kick off.
Take the over 61

[KVB]

...Take the over 61

All the action anyone needs at SBR can be found in the FlyME thread. When they say make SBR great again, the FlyMe thread leads the pack by miles on end.

Anyway, how the fuk did you end up on the OVER?

[stealthyburrito]

I'm not interested in continuing this. Had a horse load of garbage thrown on me. If you want to continue it, Cuser, be my guest, throw punches to kill me would be optimal. Overwise, let's bury this and move on. Thanks.

[KVB]

...Take the over 61

Nice hit.

[frostno98]

SBR has devoted too many threads to political topic instead of gambling. Trolls here spent the last 8 years making threads bashing Obama. Now will get to hear them make new threads praising Trump for the next 4 years.


Beat the Prick is why is this place is still functional. I'm sure somebody behind the SBR scene is investing huge bets on the top posters in that contest.

[Goat Milk]

I'm still here Goatie! Almost every single day for the past 7 years minus a brief period that I probably shouldn't mention

What some of my great friends need to remember is that there has been a lot that's changed outside of SBR that then affects who is posting here, their level of activity, why certain benefits are no longer open to US posters, why certain ones aren't available to international posters (I was lucky enough to get my son two iPads through the Store back when those of us overseas could order merch... trust me I'd trade my access to sportsbook cash to that ability to buy again any day!)

Personally I've been here for what feels like an eternity which still is peanuts compared to some of you lifers and started working here very soon after. Yes there was a different dynamic then but it was also 7 years ago!! I know my life has changed substantially since then and I assume many of yours have as well, and hopefully for the better! But I'm still here every day reading with interest what everyone's up to, what you're betting on, etc but also please keep in mind that we've lost some of our prolific PT posters here thanks to their own greed, stupidity and free will. Whether they believed the hype and tried to turn tout and recruit clients here, or become a bookie themselves taking bets from gullible nutters or were so desperate they tried to scam the Store, trivia, poker, fellow posters every way they could think of... we've seen it all. And to be honest I still take it personally when someone I thought was a decent dude - as much as you can gauge someone online - in turn tries to fukk us over because this place is beyond generous in so many ways and willing to help when you're in a tough spot with a book.

Anyway, I look forward to this coming year although I'm beyond bummed I'll be missing this Bash! But I hope those of you who do us the honour of visiting us daily when there are so many other outlets competing for your attention and continue to contribute to this wacky ass site will have a prosperous one. No matter where we are or what we do each day... it is what we make it xo

I revisited this thread on a whim that you would respond. I hope you are doing good. I miss your posts. Everyone with character adds to this place. You know I don't normally speak like I do on here in real life, I am very mellow and I'm laughing at half the things I say on here, most of it is pretty outlandish or paints me in a villainous light, but some people just take it too seriously or the wrong way. Just trying to have some laughs on here and get/provide some insight. Posters that know me like you or Paco Lakerman Wizzle -- you guys all know it's just to spark the forum and get some entertainment out of it. I think even the nerd trolls like Russian Rocket add a dimension to the forum. No Concidences? THe best. Guy is amazing. Lol.

But seriously please post more if you have time -- especially tennis forum. It needs you. You are a founding father/mother in my book. Place isn't the same without you. Paco basically gone. All the best posters slowly disappearing.

[Cuse0323]

Aren't you supposed to be in VA whooping Stealthy's ass? What happened?

Next weekend. Though, it seems that Stealthy is breaking down.

[Cuse0323]

Please let me know Stealthy if you're not gonna show. 12 to 13 hours of time, with the gas is rough for an uneducated fool.

I think you realize it's not going to go well for you, but just my thoughts. I don't just talk, and hope someone is full o' it.

If you have shit being thrown on you in life, let me know. I wake up daily dealing with that. You may win. Fighting someone with four addictions that make every morning hell should be easy.

[Jayvegas420]

People from Syracuse are tough.
I've never been to VA.


I learned outside Armour Square one night that, Syracuse is not the city you want to realize you can't handle your alcohol in!

[yisman]

All of what Kraken said is true.

On top of all that, we recently lost an honest to god beaver who posted here.

Untold laughs lost.