How good are Canadian gals in the sack?

[Bread]

Matty? Plomberg? Muddy? Sickler? Teamer when you get back?

Never had one. Robyn has filthy French Canadian roots, but she's still American.

What are those honeys like? And have any of you ever nailed an eskimo?

Talk to Dr. Bread.

[betplom]

Matty? Plomberg? Muddy? Sickler? Teamer when you get back?

Never had one. Robyn has filthy French Canadian roots, but she's still American.

What are those honeys like? And have any of you ever nailed an eskimo?

Talk to Dr. Bread.

Excellent question, I have not been with many Canadian girls, most of my recent girlfriends were not from Canada, I have had Ecuadorian and Ukrainian girlfriends in the last 5 years and I definitely prefer latin girls over any other type of woman.

[Matt Rain]

Widely known fact that non-French-Canadians are more prude and stuck-up.

You'd enjoy our French-speaking sluts, Bread. We descended from whores:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King%27s_Daughters

[RogueJuror]

i wonder if matty has a hot sister

[Matt Rain]

(Can't confirm whether or not Eskimo pussy is mighty cold, sorry.)

[Matt Rain]

i wonder if matty has a hot sister

He doesn't. His twin brother is quite the handsome lad though.

[betplom]

He doesn't. His twin brother is quite the handsome lad though.

Matty I'm impressed with your Engrish, I consider it very good, especially since you hail from a French speaking country.

Way to go pal.

[mathdotcom]

I hate Canadian girls

Mostly morons with no style

I have only been with European girls

[smarmy]

is it true that a Canadian girls stuff looks like a Maple Leaf?

[betplom]

is it true that a Canadian girls stuff looks like a Maple Leaf?

Yep, and all the sap keeps the vaginal lips sealed, impossible to penetrate, thats why we need immigration, the girls here wont phuck and help increase our population.

For the record I'm willing to do my part to increase Canada's population.

[Bread]

I want to bang down Matty's twin brother.

But I swear to GOD!! If I find out it's actually Matty, I'm gonna snap.

[Matt Rain]

Matty I'm impressed with your Engrish, I consider it very good, especially since you hail from a French speaking country.

LOL. If you ever want to score with a separatist chick, use that same line on her.

Thanks btw. No merit though - I've probably read more English than 99% of this forum. And yet, I know I slip up quite a bit.

Funny thing is, I've never pronounced most of what I type here. Like the word "pronounced". I just did and it felt funny.

[pavyracer]

You can probably count the number of European girls in Calgary with one hand.

[RogueJuror]

Yeah I could picture Matty pulling that stunt

[betplom]

LOL. If you ever want to score with a separatist chick, use that same line on her.

Thanks btw. No merit though - I've probably read more English than 99% of this forum. And yet, I know I slip up quite a bit.

Funny thing is, I've never pronounced most of what I type here. Like the word "pronounced". I just did and it felt funny.

LOL, Matty, Plommer is not interested in separatist chicks, I'm only interested in latin chicas these days - they are my drug of choice.

Here's one reason why:

[Matt Rain]

I want to bang down Matty's twin brother.

But I swear to GOD!! If I find out it's actually Matty, I'm gonna snap.

You couldn't find out - all we need to do is switch wallets and you're ****ed. (We did it once while we were being pulled over for speeding. My bro had no points left on his license and mine was clean. Made a quick $20. )

[Bread]

I bet he said it like "pru-nuuuusd"

[Bread]

I could watch Telemundo all day long.

[betplom]

I could watch Telemundo all day long.

Some of us do.

[Matt Rain]

is it true that a Canadian girls stuff looks like a Maple Leaf?

Government-owned pussy gets the procedure done for free.

[RogueJuror]

mesmerizing plommer

parana, entre rios

[Bread]

I did an African girl once. Her stuff looked like a baboon.

[Matt Rain]

You can probably count the number of European girls in Calgary with one hand.

I would tend to agree with that prejudice.

[betplom]

mesmerizing plommer

parana, entre rios

http://www.aircanada.com/en/home.html

Round-trip to Medellin is $1200 from Toronto.

Aiming for August.

[Bread]

i'm gonna go out and find a random Canadian to slap when I lose the 4-2 Twins 9th inning lead in a second.

brb...

[Matt Rain]

Bread, aren't you surrounded by filthy old Quebecers down in FL? Especially in winter? It's our #1 vacation/retirement spot - we even distribute our newspapers there.

[BeatTheJerk]

Your really showing your age by the title of this thread pal .................... unreal !

[betplom]

Bread, aren't you surrounded by filthy old Quebecers down in FL, especially in winter? It's our #1 vacation/retirement spot - we even distribute our newspapers there.

He said Canadian.

Pay attention Matty.

[Bread]

btj hook me up with your girl...just when you have downtime. Baby, don't be cruel.

[RogueJuror]

He said Canadian.

Pay attention Matty.

[Matt Rain]

Your really showing your age by the title of this thread pal .................... unreal !

Bread is old. He's like, over 30.

[Bread]

I'm not gonna lie. Being born in 1985 and feeling like I was born in 1785.

Ha ha ha ha. Oh me oh my here's to getting old huh?

[betplom]

mesmerizing plommer

parana, entre rios

[betplom]

ONE of my favourite Cubans:

[Bread]

I saw Fran Drescher!