JJ there must be at least 1 girl in Newark that would have sex with you 2nite.

[SlickFazzer]

Get out there and use your skills to score some women.

Its depressing me.

[mathdotcom]

Guy prefers a different type of action

You know what

[SlickFazzer]

He lonely and needs a girl.

[jjgold]

No one, I have tried so many things and nothing works.

Fuk it, I gamble to forget my issues, it numbs me.

[SlickFazzer]

there is someone out there for you Gold.

[pavyracer]

Find the biggest girl at the mall and drop your clothes in front of her. If she screams run cause she can't catch you. If she likes your package do her in the bathroom (go to the family bathroom...less crowded)

[jjgold]

Slicker NO

Guys like you have been telling me that for like 15 years and nothing happens.

[bobbyfk]

show off your rug collection

[SlickFazzer]

Im not convinced Gold. There is only one quality it takes to score women.

You need to be able to talk to them.. You can do that.

Something doesn't add up.

[The HG]

jj it's a numbers game baby, you know that

go in there with confidence, your hit rate will increase dramatically

but it's a numbers game baby, a numbers game! you miss with one, on to the next one, miss there, on to the next, and on and on and on.

you go 3 for 50, that's 3 more than what you had before

you go 4 for 200, that's 4 more than you had before

keep after it

[SlickFazzer]

HG nailed it on the fukking head.

[crisp]

this girl wants you jj. she already has the panties off for you. exposure in yearbook

[SlickFazzer]

we like 7's, 8's, 9's....and of course would love the grandslam with a 10.

[pavyracer]

Try this JJ:

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cas/1173041839.html

I'm big and ugly but want to get l aid today! - w4m - 33

Reply to: pers-gn65f-1173041839@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-15, 7:52PM EDT


I want a no strings attached f buddy that is responsible and eye candy to finger my slit. I will deep throat your dick the way you wish So let's hump! Oh I have green eyes, auburn hair, 5'8, 36D boob size, 117 lbs. Please be DD free. Respond with headshot.

[SlickFazzer]

Gold send over that headshot....this one might score.

[RogueJuror]

jj is fine slicker

[ico2525]

Jamie 908-316-7626

[ico2525]

Diana 201-699-0763

[ico2525]

go here JJ: http://bitchesofcraigslist.com/blog/new-jersey-bitches/

[SlickFazzer]

Rogie knows the truth.

[Nicky Santoro]

jj, you will thank me forever for this..

i will give you a #.. it's a real #.. no joke.. it's this girl called Wendy.. JJ, i swear, this is the biggest nympho i have ever met. when i was single, i can call her anytime, pay her cab 9 bucks, and she'd be over in 15 min.. she'd go in the room and suck me off and swallow my load each time.. she's so fukkin slutty, it's not funny..
just ask her to come over ,and if you pay her train of 120 bucks, she's liable to come there and spend 4 days with you just fukking you. and she is wild as hell, and loves to give bj's.. she's not bad either.. she is 23..

just tell her you're a friend of Claudio.

she'll come over.. and you won't regret.. she is a 100% guaranteed lay.. no questions asked. she is sooooooooo fukkin slutty, it's not funny.. your slump is now officially over..

HERE YOU GO.. ENJOY.

THANK ME LATER..

HER NAME IS WENDY

XXX. XXX XXXX

[SlickFazzer]

[Nicky Santoro]

OMG, i swear, that person here has to tell me who it was.. i just called wendy and told her some guy might be calling her.. and she told me 1 guy already just did and said.. sorry, i got the wrong # and hung up.. she said he had a deep voice. LOL

i swear i am not making this up.. LOL.. who is that poster.. you gotta tell me..

was it jj.. i think it was tony.. who was it..lol.. i need to know..

you guys did not waste any time..it took 2 min after i posted it that someone here called that #.. lol

[ijustwant2bpaid]

line her up for next weekend and ill fade on your date so that u can get laid jj, ill gladly paypal u a twenty spot to buy her a few drinks if u line it up for next weekend, id send it to ya now cause i know you have had a hard week but im pretty broke till monday, either way jj, make it happen, you are a god damn pimp and dont forget it, bitches should be dropping their panties for you like its going out of fukking style, one of the most confident and entertaining men ive ever had the chance to know...

[jjgold]

WOW!!!!

What advice here but I am telling you every time I meet a girl I am so nice that they love me as a friend and that is how I am always looked at. You cannot overcome that .

THanks for all the advice boy though

[SlickFazzer]

"they love me as a friend"

[Nicky Santoro]

i want to know who that person is that called wendy.. she said ONLY 1 person called, and it was 1 min after i posted the #..

come on, tell me. who was it.. i want to know...

[ijustwant2bpaid]

dont be their friend man, they need to dislike you, just repect you...

[RogueJuror]

jj i love you as a friend

[RonPaul2008]

Almost anything can be had for the right price.

[d2bets]

Almost anything can be had for the right price.

But JJ is broke.

[RealSlimShady]

JJ cannot overcome his 2.5".

[rookie]

Her name is Carol.

[ico2525]

That video won awards on X_Tube

[jjgold]

I refuse to pay anymore

I do not think my cock is the issue because I do not get that far and plus if it did I know how to use it the right way. I read a book on it.

I will just gamble and be lonely.