Who on thios forum is the most likely to have tatooed to their back in jail... My early front runner is Sammy, but I feel some others would not make it as well... Lets hear nominations...
SSLP
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#2
ive made it in jail . im made
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topgame85
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03-30-08
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#3
been there done that, not prud of having been to jail but I made it pal, got payment in ramen noodles every week
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ijustwant2bpaid
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11-11-08
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#4
Keep yourself outa jail in CR and u will be fine, i figure if one can make it in jail they should be ok in life.. problem is many here wouldnt make it, i can see sammy having his parents buy everything for the whole module to avoid being someones little wifey... he looks like a little squirmer and i think thats why RS likes him so much, they like those little squirmy ones it seems, any input guys...
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topgame85
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03-30-08
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#5
haha there was one of these guys inside, needed $200 in commisary a week to keep the wolfs away from him, I think about 50% here would make it in jail Sammy not being one of them
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#6
Some spread sounds pretty good right now, my buddy made some the other day with those new jalepeno popper doritos that was off the hook, I havent eaten ramen in some time but that sounds good also, I bet sammy would order the max every week and not see any of it..
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ijustwant2bpaid
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Bobby is questionable, i could see his anger taking him one way or the other, either people would see him as not worth the trouble since he has braces anyways or someone putting him in his place quick and making him put in work... I dont think sammys motto of doing work would get him to far in jail though, he would be doing work for sure.
and i forgot hes an admitted snitch too, it would be a wrap for the poor kid, better watch what your doing sammy, you will be ran through quick, when the brothers are done with you even RS wouldnt want a peice...
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#8
snitches become bitches...
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mathdotcom
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03-24-08
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#9
sammy would get fukkd because he is young
then he'd get fukkd again for being so annoying and retarded
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SamsNCharge99
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10-22-08
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#10
There's no way I would ever go to jail anyway. So don't worry about it.
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Tsoprano
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04-14-08
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Onhewhat would get rolled up and smoked by Tagoo Smith within 60 minutes of being jailed.
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#12
Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
There's no way I would ever go to jail anyway. So don't worry about it.
this word says alot about u...
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SamsNCharge99
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10-22-08
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#13
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#14
Originally posted by Tsoprano
Onhewhat would get rolled up and smoked by Tagoo Smith within 60 minutes of being jailed.
onner would have his name changed to onthedick super quick...
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#15
by saying u would not go anyways u admit that it would happen but u wont go anyways(anyway-regardless of something: in spite of the situation), u need to to man up and take some jiu-jitso courses or something, that way if bubba ever gets ahold of you you can put his black ass in an arm bar and protect yourself...
that and never mention doing work if u go in there, two kinds of doing work in jail, neither are good, 1. you have to be a hitter and run up on whomever you are told to 2. you are the work that is being done..
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SamsNCharge99
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10-22-08
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#16
wow, you're cool.
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RogueScholar
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#17
Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
Keep yourself outa jail in CR and u will be fine, i figure if one can make it in jail they should be ok in life.. problem is many here wouldnt make it, i can see sammy having his parents buy everything for the whole module to avoid being someones little wifey... he looks like a little squirmer and i think thats why RS likes him so much, they like those little squirmy ones it seems, any input guys...
You know me too well, man. I love those little squirmy guys, the ones that spend the whole time making those little whiney noises. That's what attracted me to Herman, nobody makes little squirmy noises like that boy.
Originally posted by StraitShooter
90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#18
Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
wow, you're cool.
ty samantha, nice
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#19
what about his 2in cockshot video... this is when we all knew he was a catcher for sure...
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L2Gunz
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#20
Originally posted by mathdotcom
sammy would get fukkd because he is young
then he'd get fukkd again for being so annoying and retarded
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L2Gunz
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09-23-08
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#21
Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
what about his 2in cockshot video... this is when we all knew he was a catcher for sure...
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Flyers09
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#22
ive been in jail...and ive made it....and im 5' 6" 150 lbs
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#23
size doesnt have too much to do with it, its more your mindstate, weak minds get exploited, bottom line...
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RogueScholar
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#24
Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
what about his 2in cockshot video... this is when we all knew he was a catcher for sure...
I expended way too much time trying to enhance that thing digitally. Even with the latest Photoshop, there still wasn't enough to blow up into an actual image. Poor Sammy, even he says it's below average, but still works okay.
Originally posted by StraitShooter
90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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Flyers09
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#25
Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
size doesnt have too much to do with it, its more your mindstate, weak minds get exploited, bottom line...
good point
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#26
Originally posted by RogueScholar
I expended way too much time trying to enhance that thing digitally. Even with the latest Photoshop, there still wasn't enough to blow up into an actual image. Poor Sammy, even he says it's below average, but still works okay.
sad that even with the latest and greatest in computer technology the guys cock cant be blown up into an actual image
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L2Gunz
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Originally posted by RogueScholar
I expended way too much time trying to enhance that thing digitally. Even with the latest Photoshop, there still wasn't enough to blow up into an actual image. Poor Sammy, even he says it's below average, but still works okay.
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SamsNCharge99
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10-22-08
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#28
w-e, I know I use it and not w/ my hand right ijust.....
IDC if u got an 8 incher, girls don't see it b/c they can't see through the magazine or computer sorry.
my 2 incher works fine for my giirls
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#29
sorry guy, ill leave u alone im just having fun with u, i live with my lady friend if u were saying i only jerk off guy, but i hope "your girls" stay happy with your two incher and just stay outa jail guy or bubba will be referring to you when he mentions "his girls."
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The General
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#30
SBR should hold a contest on something of this nature. Work up some details so it isn't rigged.
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ijustwant2bpaid
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#31
well we know who last place will be lol! But maybe focus on getting a poker tourney running for now general.
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HAPPY BOY
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Sammy, fight hard as he'll bud. try your damnest to keep a cock out your bung hole, but after all else fails and a big black cock starts making its way up your turd trap ..squeeze as hard as u can and try to shiit all over that mother fvckers cock. nothing ruins a romantic rape like a steamung pile of shiit!