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  • ijustwant2bpaid
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    • 11-11-08
    • 3706

    #1
    Most likely to "not make it" in jail award...
    Who on thios forum is the most likely to have tatooed to their back in jail... My early front runner is Sammy, but I feel some others would not make it as well... Lets hear nominations...
  • SSLP
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-29-08
    • 5232

    #2
    ive made it in jail . im made
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    • topgame85
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-30-08
      • 12325

      #3
      been there done that, not prud of having been to jail but I made it pal, got payment in ramen noodles every week
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      • ijustwant2bpaid
        Restricted User
        • 11-11-08
        • 3706

        #4
        Keep yourself outa jail in CR and u will be fine, i figure if one can make it in jail they should be ok in life.. problem is many here wouldnt make it, i can see sammy having his parents buy everything for the whole module to avoid being someones little wifey... he looks like a little squirmer and i think thats why RS likes him so much, they like those little squirmy ones it seems, any input guys...
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        • topgame85
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-30-08
          • 12325

          #5
          haha there was one of these guys inside, needed $200 in commisary a week to keep the wolfs away from him, I think about 50% here would make it in jail Sammy not being one of them
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          • ijustwant2bpaid
            Restricted User
            • 11-11-08
            • 3706

            #6
            Some spread sounds pretty good right now, my buddy made some the other day with those new jalepeno popper doritos that was off the hook, I havent eaten ramen in some time but that sounds good also, I bet sammy would order the max every week and not see any of it..
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            • ijustwant2bpaid
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              • 11-11-08
              • 3706

              #7
              Bobby is questionable, i could see his anger taking him one way or the other, either people would see him as not worth the trouble since he has braces anyways or someone putting him in his place quick and making him put in work... I dont think sammys motto of doing work would get him to far in jail though, he would be doing work for sure.

              and i forgot hes an admitted snitch too, it would be a wrap for the poor kid, better watch what your doing sammy, you will be ran through quick, when the brothers are done with you even RS wouldnt want a peice...
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              • ijustwant2bpaid
                Restricted User
                • 11-11-08
                • 3706

                #8
                snitches become bitches...
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  sammy would get fukkd because he is young

                  then he'd get fukkd again for being so annoying and retarded
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                  • SamsNCharge99
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-22-08
                    • 41242

                    #10
                    There's no way I would ever go to jail anyway. So don't worry about it.
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                    • Tsoprano
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 04-14-08
                      • 26374

                      #11
                      Onhewhat would get rolled up and smoked by Tagoo Smith within 60 minutes of being jailed.
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                      • ijustwant2bpaid
                        Restricted User
                        • 11-11-08
                        • 3706

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                        There's no way I would ever go to jail anyway. So don't worry about it.

                        this word says alot about u...
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                        • SamsNCharge99
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-22-08
                          • 41242

                          #13
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                          • ijustwant2bpaid
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                            • 11-11-08
                            • 3706

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tsoprano
                            Onhewhat would get rolled up and smoked by Tagoo Smith within 60 minutes of being jailed.

                            onner would have his name changed to onthedick super quick...
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                            • ijustwant2bpaid
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                              • 11-11-08
                              • 3706

                              #15
                              by saying u would not go anyways u admit that it would happen but u wont go anyways(anyway-regardless of something: in spite of the situation), u need to to man up and take some jiu-jitso courses or something, that way if bubba ever gets ahold of you you can put his black ass in an arm bar and protect yourself...

                              that and never mention doing work if u go in there, two kinds of doing work in jail, neither are good, 1. you have to be a hitter and run up on whomever you are told to 2. you are the work that is being done..
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                              • SamsNCharge99
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-22-08
                                • 41242

                                #16
                                wow, you're cool.
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                                • RogueScholar
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-05-07
                                  • 5082

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
                                  Keep yourself outa jail in CR and u will be fine, i figure if one can make it in jail they should be ok in life.. problem is many here wouldnt make it, i can see sammy having his parents buy everything for the whole module to avoid being someones little wifey... he looks like a little squirmer and i think thats why RS likes him so much, they like those little squirmy ones it seems, any input guys...
                                  You know me too well, man. I love those little squirmy guys, the ones that spend the whole time making those little whiney noises. That's what attracted me to Herman, nobody makes little squirmy noises like that boy.

                                  Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                  90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                  • ijustwant2bpaid
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                                    • 11-11-08
                                    • 3706

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                    wow, you're cool.

                                    ty samantha, nice
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                                    • ijustwant2bpaid
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                                      • 11-11-08
                                      • 3706

                                      #19
                                      what about his 2in cockshot video... this is when we all knew he was a catcher for sure...
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                                      • L2Gunz
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-23-08
                                        • 2199

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                        sammy would get fukkd because he is young

                                        then he'd get fukkd again for being so annoying and retarded
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                                        • L2Gunz
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-23-08
                                          • 2199

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
                                          what about his 2in cockshot video... this is when we all knew he was a catcher for sure...
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                                          • Flyers09
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                                            • 04-13-09
                                            • 3666

                                            #22
                                            ive been in jail...and ive made it....and im 5' 6" 150 lbs
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                                            • ijustwant2bpaid
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                                              • 11-11-08
                                              • 3706

                                              #23
                                              size doesnt have too much to do with it, its more your mindstate, weak minds get exploited, bottom line...
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                                              • RogueScholar
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-05-07
                                                • 5082

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
                                                what about his 2in cockshot video... this is when we all knew he was a catcher for sure...
                                                I expended way too much time trying to enhance that thing digitally. Even with the latest Photoshop, there still wasn't enough to blow up into an actual image. Poor Sammy, even he says it's below average, but still works okay.
                                                Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                • Flyers09
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                                                  • 04-13-09
                                                  • 3666

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
                                                  size doesnt have too much to do with it, its more your mindstate, weak minds get exploited, bottom line...
                                                  good point
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                                                  • ijustwant2bpaid
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 11-11-08
                                                    • 3706

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                    I expended way too much time trying to enhance that thing digitally. Even with the latest Photoshop, there still wasn't enough to blow up into an actual image. Poor Sammy, even he says it's below average, but still works okay.

                                                    sad that even with the latest and greatest in computer technology the guys cock cant be blown up into an actual image
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                                                    • L2Gunz
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-23-08
                                                      • 2199

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                      I expended way too much time trying to enhance that thing digitally. Even with the latest Photoshop, there still wasn't enough to blow up into an actual image. Poor Sammy, even he says it's below average, but still works okay.
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                                                      • SamsNCharge99
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 10-22-08
                                                        • 41242

                                                        #28
                                                        w-e, I know I use it and not w/ my hand right ijust.....

                                                        IDC if u got an 8 incher, girls don't see it b/c they can't see through the magazine or computer sorry.

                                                        my 2 incher works fine for my giirls
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                                                        • ijustwant2bpaid
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 11-11-08
                                                          • 3706

                                                          #29
                                                          sorry guy, ill leave u alone im just having fun with u, i live with my lady friend if u were saying i only jerk off guy, but i hope "your girls" stay happy with your two incher and just stay outa jail guy or bubba will be referring to you when he mentions "his girls."
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                                                          • The General
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-10-05
                                                            • 13279

                                                            #30
                                                            SBR should hold a contest on something of this nature. Work up some details so it isn't rigged.
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                                                            • ijustwant2bpaid
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 11-11-08
                                                              • 3706

                                                              #31
                                                              well we know who last place will be lol! But maybe focus on getting a poker tourney running for now general.
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                                                              • HAPPY BOY
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-10-05
                                                                • 7109

                                                                #32
                                                                Sammy, fight hard as he'll bud. try your damnest to keep a cock out your bung hole, but after all else fails and a big black cock starts making its way up your turd trap ..squeeze as hard as u can and try to shiit all over that mother fvckers cock. nothing ruins a romantic rape like a steamung pile of shiit!
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                                                                • ijustwant2bpaid
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                                                                  • 11-11-08
                                                                  • 3706

                                                                  #33
                                                                  ^^^
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                                                                  • L2Gunz
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-23-08
                                                                    • 2199

                                                                    #34
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