What liberals fail to realize is.... well, EVERYTHING!!!

[MilfDriller]

Two liberals are driving down the road at 10pm at night. They're the only car on the road. On the side of the road is a broken down Cadillac and two thugs leaning on the car.

This conversation of liberals ensues:

Liberal Husband: Gee, honey, look at that?
Liberal Wife: Oh dear, smoochie koo. Poor fellows.

LH: Should we stop for em?
LW: How dare you, Jerry Robbins! O/c we stop. We help our fellow mankind.

LH: I'm sorry my Twinkle Toes. (Pulls over the car)
LW: I'll get out and talk to them. (Both liberals get out of their car)

To make a long story short the Cadillac was a stolen vehicle and the two thugs killed both of these liberals. They kept the husband alive long enuff to let him watch the raping of his wife. They then put the liberals in the Cadillac, set fire to that car, and drove off in the liberals' Saturn.

PS. They threw the two cups of half-finished Starbucks out the window.

[wtf]

and the moral of the story is?

[tullamore]

[MilfDriller]

The moral of the story is that this describes the present United States of America to a 'T'.

If this were a story taking place in China, well, I think the wife would've rolled down her window and shot both of the thugs.

Am I correct, wtf?

[smitch124]

Aesop lives...

[mathdotcom]

Wasted coffee makes me want to puke

Rape is bad too

[illmatick]

aesop never died, heres some liberal rap for you pussy

[wtf]

in china they would have thrown their starbucks on them while continuing to drive by

[pimike]

in china they would have thrown their starbucks on them while continuing to drive by

Is there a starbucks in China WTF? I thought they just killed little girl babies.

[Enforcer_23]

I assume stupidity more so than their political views

[wtf]

starbucks on every corner here

[The HG]

Do liberals really go to Starbucks' a lot? I had no idea. Why is that? Why do liberals like Starbucks? Seems like an odd association.

[pico]

good story. driller should write a book

[wtf]

Do liberals really go to Starbucks' a lot? I had no idea. Why is that? Why do liberals like Starbucks? Seems like an odd association.

because they are all mind numbingly hypocritical

they dont care that starbucks is ruining the planet with all the garbage leftover from their produce or the trees cutdown for their cups as long as their cup of coffee is for them. they want EVERYONE ELSE to change the way they live.

after they get their cup of poison they get into their giant SUV's and drive to their job at philip morris

[L2Gunz]

Two liberals are driving down the road at 10pm at night. They're the only car on the road. On the side of the road is a broken down Cadillac and two thugs leaning on the car.

This conversation of liberals ensues:

Liberal Husband: Gee, honey, look at that?
Liberal Wife: Oh dear, smoochie koo. Poor fellows.

LH: Should we stop for em?
LW: How dare you, Jerry Robbins! O/c we stop. We help our fellow mankind.

LH: I'm sorry my Twinkle Toes. (Pulls over the car)
LW: I'll get out and talk to them. (Both liberals get out of their car)

To make a long story short the Cadillac was a stolen vehicle and the two thugs killed both of these liberals. They kept the husband alive long enuff to let him watch the raping of his wife. They then put the liberals in the Cadillac, set fire to that car, and drove off in the liberals' Saturn.

PS. They threw the two cups of half-finished Starbucks out the window.

The two Liberals were Archie and Big Al....Big Al loves purple crayons.