Sportsbook CSRs at some books = dumber than doorknobs

[mathdotcom]

Just had this charming conversation with one:

you: what are your moneybookers fees
CS: For the deposit, it will be automatically deducted in our MB account.
you: so moneybookers deposits are free?
CS: Deposits are free, yes.
you: And how much are withdrawals
CS: Depends on the amount.
you: How does it depend exactly
CS: On amount that you're going to withdraw.
you: So give me some numbers
you: $10 for every $1000 withdrawn or what?
CS: From $2,501 - $$5000
CS: $60.
you: And $5000+? What about less than 2500
Chat session has ended.

[flyingillini]

Mathy! How is the gym looking at the Schools lately? Keeping them clean or what? Keep up the good work Mathinator!

[mathdotcom]

flying lion eye

lost that job for looking at 8th grade girls

they dress like sluts, how am i not supposed to leer??

remember: never wear sweat pants if there is any chance you will get a hardon

[flyingillini]

Mathy, did you ejaculate in the bathroom stall looking at the School Nurse through the peep hole you drilled? I heard that Mildred the School Secretary caught you jerking it to her. Unreal.

[mathdotcom]

no lion eye I am not a perv

school nurses are always butch
Mildred?? Come on