I used to think Soprano was a professional gambler

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  • onthewhat
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    • 05-14-08
    • 15411

    #1
    I used to think Soprano was a professional gambler
    Then I realized the guy bets Celtics and Yanks, etc. every fukkin game

    In every contest the guy is breakeven or worse

    He is just like the rest of us, does not win
  • Flyers09
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    • 04-13-09
    • 3666

    #2
    i had orlando

    but i think i kno why he does this....so i wouldnt worry bout it pal
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    • illmatick
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-05-09
      • 5456

      #3
      so, who gives a shit, unnecessary thread as usual from you
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      • wtf
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-22-08
        • 12983

        #4
        I think he is a pro for sure

        but your right about his allegiance to those teams
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82905

          #5
          He plays the Mets and the Phillies a lot too.
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            Herman with yet another thought provoking thread.

            King of the idiots.
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            • Tsoprano
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-14-08
              • 26374

              #7
              Originally posted by onthewhat
              Then I realized the guy bets Celtics and Yanks, etc. every fukkin game

              In every contest the guy is breakeven or worse

              He is just like the rest of us, does not win
              LOL, the troll has showed his little face today

              First of all, I have only backed the Yankees once in their last 10+ games. I take the Celtics every game for small amounts for extra entertainment. If you weren't dead broke maybe you would understand, but of course Herman the barreled in hick has to sit at the kiddy table while the grown men gamble.

              I beat Iwinyourmoney, Pavyracer, Richkas....only lost one head to head contest (Lt Profits).

              I am down a decent chunk of units to Brock Landers so far, but last I checked it was a 30 day contest and 8 unit swings can happen in one day.

              I bet you got pushed every day in the hallways and treated like a bitch, which explains you hiding in your dorm all day trying to come up with a million systems to turn yourself a profit.

              All = fail
              your life= epic fail

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              • Flyers09
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                • 04-13-09
                • 3666

                #8
                Originally posted by Tsoprano
                LOL, the troll has showed his little face today

                First of all, I have only backed the Yankees once in their last 10+ games. I take the Celtics every game for small amounts for extra entertainment. If you weren't dead broke maybe you would understand, but of course Herman the barreled in hick has to sit at the kiddy table while the grown men gamble.

                I beat Iwinyourmoney, Pavyracer, Richkas, made it to the elite 8 in the the 128 man tourney, etc....

                I am down a decent chunk of units to Brock Landers so far, but last I checked it was a 30 day contest and 8 unit swings can happen in one game.

                I bet you got pushed every day in the hallways and treated like a bitch, which explains you hiding in your dorm all day trying to come up with a million systems to turn yourself a profit.

                All = fail
                your life= epic fail

                This needs to be nominated into the best comment towards another poster thread lol
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                • Nicky Santoro
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-08-08
                  • 16103

                  #9
                  these 2 ex teammates of the defending contest champions in Team Cosa Nostra.. have been really going at it lately.. they are at each others throats, i dont know why.

                  but so far, i have to give the nod to onner. he has been winning the fights at a 2 to 1 ratio..he has won most of the battles. in 6 thread fights, onner is up 4 to 2..

                  onner has been on his game vs tony.. each time onner gave him the final punch of the thread, tony would always give the

                  which automatically gives onner the win.. when anyone puts that icon up, it means they are giving up and have nothing else to say..
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                  • Tsoprano
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-14-08
                    • 26374

                    #10
                    They used to take a shit in Onner's lunchbox

                    fact

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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82905

                      #11
                      Tsoprano is the real professional gambler. Brock Landers bets his son lunch money.
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                      • Bread
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-16-08
                        • 23726

                        #12
                        Herman what do you hope to accomplish in the next 5 years?

                        Stop living off of your parent's money?
                        Meet a lady?
                        Find a job (and subsequently get fired once they realize that you are only "college smart")?
                        Purchase a glass eye?
                        Only mumble 75% of the time?
                        Win a cage fight vs. Hannah Montana?


                        Talk to Dr. Bread.
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                        • Tsoprano
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 04-14-08
                          • 26374

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                          these 2 ex teammates of the defending contest champions in Team Cosa Nostra.. have been really going at it lately.. they are at each others throats, i dont know why.

                          but so far, i have to give the nod to onner. he has been winning the fights at a 2 to 1 ratio..he has won most of the battles. in 6 thread fights, onner is up 4 to 2..

                          onner has been on his game vs tony.. each time onner gave him the final punch of the thread, tony would always give the

                          which automatically gives onner the win.. when anyone puts that icon up, it means they are giving up and have nothing else to say..
                          Nicky, onner was the one who started last night and then disappeared like the weasle that he is as I continued to post all night.

                          I will sit in front of this computer screen for 453 straight hours if that is what it takes to make his experience at sbr a nightmare.

                          Herman needs a friend to talk to about his fears of the real World.
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                          • onthewhat
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                            • 05-14-08
                            • 15411

                            #14
                            It's obvious soprano didn't go to college after reading his posts trying to describe the college experience

                            The guy has no fukkin clue what goes on
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                            • crisp
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-02-08
                              • 1377

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                              Tsoprano is the real professional gambler. Brock Landers bets his son lunch money.
                              nope. Tsoprano 53-45-1 -10.39
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82905

                                #16
                                Is Herman his real name?
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                                • Nicky Santoro
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-08-08
                                  • 16103

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                  I beat Iwinyourmoney, Pavyracer, Richkas....only lost one head to head contest (Lt Profits).
                                  tony, onner can win this argument vs you again.. he can come back now and say, you can beat all, but you cant beat LT.. meanwhile, he has beaten LT himself in his only real contest, while you couldn't...
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                                  • Tsoprano
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 04-14-08
                                    • 26374

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by onthewhat
                                    It's obvious soprano didn't go to college after reading his posts trying to describe the college experience

                                    The guy has no fukkin clue what goes on
                                    I didn't go to College

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                                    • Bread
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-16-08
                                      • 23726

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                      Nicky, onner was the one who started last night and then disappeared like the weasle that he is as I continued to post all night.

                                      I will sit in front of this computer screen for 453 straight hours if that is what it takes to make his experience at sbr a nightmare.

                                      Herman needs a friend to talk to about his fears of the real World.

                                      Herman had a friend at SBR in Rogue Scholar. Helped him with his papers and everything. (I won't even get deeper into that).

                                      But even RS finds him to be a sniveling little wimp now.

                                      King of the Idiots. That might stick.
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                                      • Bread
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-16-08
                                        • 23726

                                        #20
                                        Oh noes the old "I graduated college and you didn't" boondoggle.

                                        Pitiful twerp. I'll smack you across the face with your text books son.
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                                        • AgainstAllOdds
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 02-24-08
                                          • 6053

                                          #21
                                          You would think onner would learn not to make dumb threads after he keeps getting bashed in every one.

                                          Kid doesnt learn.
                                          Originally posted by SBR_John
                                          AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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                                          • Flyers09
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                                            • 04-13-09
                                            • 3666

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                            They used to take a shit in Onner's lunchbox

                                            fact


                                            LOL and again
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                                            • Bread
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-16-08
                                              • 23726

                                              #23
                                              Baby Balls Herman...or....King of Idiots.

                                              Decisions decisions.........
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                                              • Tsoprano
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 04-14-08
                                                • 26374

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AgainstAllOdds
                                                You would think onner would learn not to make dumb threads after he keeps getting bashed in every one.

                                                Kid doesnt learn.
                                                Every last ally he has on SBR is disappearing quicker than the girls do when Herman enters the room.
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                                                • Flyers09
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                                                  • 04-13-09
                                                  • 3666

                                                  #25
                                                  Lol
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                                                  • illmatick
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-05-09
                                                    • 5456

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Bread
                                                    Herman what do you hope to accomplish in the next 5 years?

                                                    Stop living off of your parent's money?
                                                    Meet a lady?
                                                    Find a job (and subsequently get fired once they realize that you are only "college smart")?
                                                    Purchase a glass eye?
                                                    Only mumble 75% of the time?
                                                    Win a cage fight vs. Hannah Montana?


                                                    Talk to Dr. Bread.
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                                                    • betplom
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-20-06
                                                      • 13444

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                      tony, onner can win this argument vs you again.. he can come back now and say, you can beat all, but you cant beat LT.. meanwhile, he has beaten LT himself in his only real contest, while you couldn't...
                                                      Since Onner is constantly licking your balls I understand your desire to reciprocate.

                                                      Lick away pal, lick away.
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                                                      • onthewhat
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                                                        • 05-14-08
                                                        • 15411

                                                        #28
                                                        LOL Why do I need a glass eye? I have 20/20 vision
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                                                        • Tsoprano
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 04-14-08
                                                          • 26374

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by onthewhat
                                                          LOL Why do I need a glass eye? I have 20/20 vision
                                                          Too bad you don't have 20 bux to your name, though.
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                                                          • onthewhat
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                                                            • 05-14-08
                                                            • 15411

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                                            Too bad you don't have 20 bux to your name, though.
                                                            Too bad
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                                                            • Flyers09
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                                                              • 04-13-09
                                                              • 3666

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                                              Too bad you don't have 20 bux to your name, though.

                                                              T he is jealous of ya bro
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                                                              • Tsoprano
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 04-14-08
                                                                • 26374

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Flyers09
                                                                T he is jealous of ya bro
                                                                Yup, hey.....at least he has a degree to wipe his ass with when he's out in the street fishing for cans.

                                                                College was worth it afterall
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                                                                • RogueScholar
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-05-07
                                                                  • 5082

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bread
                                                                  Herman had a friend at SBR in Rogue Scholar. Helped him with his papers and everything. (I won't even get deeper into that).

                                                                  But even RS finds him to be a sniveling little wimp now.

                                                                  King of the Idiots. That might stick.
                                                                  I still love Herman, he's a good person and I to this day see a lot of potential in him. But he has a fetish for mediocrity, and until he learns to enjoy holding himself to higher standards, I fear he's going to spend a lot of time being miserable. It feels good to try your hardest at something and be recognized by others for doing something excellently. Herman typically does the bare minimum and then gets upset that people aren't praising him anyway.

                                                                  I wish you would go back to the way you were, Herman. You haven't been the same since that female former co-worker of yours chucked you. I think you need to put it out of your mind and get with a skank just to break the ice. Since time flies as you get older, you have no idea just how quickly the 22 Year Old Virgin becomes the 40 Year Old Virgin.

                                                                  Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                                  90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                                  • Tsoprano
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 04-14-08
                                                                    • 26374

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Rogue Scholar, did you notice how jealous Onner got when Sammy and Bobby started getting some attention on sbr....or was that just me?
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                                                                    • Bread
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-16-08
                                                                      • 23726

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I feel a penis photoshop coming on. Somebody stop me. omg I'm gonna do it!
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