Can you really get off using a vacuum?

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Can you really get off using a vacuum?
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  • AgainstAllOdds
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-24-08
    • 6053

    #2
    Originally posted by SBR_John
    AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      Getting the right suction is the problem.

      Invest in the fleshlight or other pocket device
      for a more pleasurable long term love making experience.
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      • Tsoprano
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 04-14-08
        • 26374

        #4
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        • SlickFazzer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-08
          • 20209

          #5
          Fleshlight is a quality product.
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            i tried putting lube in the vacuum cleaner hose, but it just sucked it in and so basically i am getting a rash from the harsh plastic tube

            [flesh light is for pathetic losers... i do not stoop that low]

            so any thoughts on how to make the vacuum hose work?
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #7
              Dammit Mathy,

              Shell out the 70 dollars and get yourself a fleshlight. I recommend the STU (Stamina
              training unit). You are not going to get anywhere trying to rig up a plastic vaccum hose
              to make love to.
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              • compaqDikk
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-05
                • 5699

                #8
                jj will demonstrate his shaftmaster later on today

                mathy i swear, i hope your future male order russian bridge pulls a lorena bobbit on your sorry ass, but this time doesn't pick it up and let the vultures have at it
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  Originally posted by compaqDikk
                  jj will demonstrate his shaftmaster later on today

                  mathy i swear, i hope your future male order russian bridge pulls a lorena bobbit on your sorry ass, but this time doesn't pick it up and let the vultures have at it
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                  • Emmett Brown
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 04-27-09
                    • 425

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                    Dammit Mathy,

                    Shell out the 70 dollars and get yourself a fleshlight. I recommend the STU (Stamina
                    training unit).
                    You are not going to get anywhere trying to rig up a plastic vaccum hose
                    to make love to.
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                    • bettilimbroke999
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-04-08
                      • 13254

                      #11
                      Fleshlight

                      After seein it I made the conection they took took a flashlight and stuk a rubber pussy on the end of it instead of a light, fukin classic
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                      • xyzky
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-23-07
                        • 1577

                        #12
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                        • Poker_Beast
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-14-06
                          • 6547

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                          JJ????????????

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                          • Fischnasty
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-10-09
                            • 1931

                            #14
                            solid thread
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                            • The General
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 13279

                              #15
                              Seen this advertised early morning today.

                              Vacuum Therapy
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                              • losturmarbles
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-01-08
                                • 4604

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                i tried putting lube in the vacuum cleaner hose, but it just sucked it in and so basically i am getting a rash from the harsh plastic tube

                                [flesh light is for pathetic losers... i do not stoop that low]

                                so any thoughts on how to make the vacuum hose work?
                                lol, this is why you accused for being a jj ghost
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