I just drank 3 energy drinks in the last 2 hours. Am I going to be OK or should I be worried? The can says DO NOT EXCEED 1000 ML PER DAY, and I have just consumed about 1300 ML.
Any doctors here?
Any doctors here?
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Energy drinks are not regulated by the FDA. You basically drank 10 coffees. Unless you are allergic to caffeine you wll be OK assuming you will fall asleep sometime in the next 24 hrs.Comment -
Are you feeling a sudden loss in appetite?Comment -
Yea you'll be fine...Just dont do any coke within the next 8 hours or so.Originally posted by SBR_JohnComment -
Pavyracer I feel a little jittery but otherwise functional.
Crazylou no loss in appetite. Actually now I want to eat a panzerotti, double cheese and sausage.
I think I will be OK just wont do it again.Comment -
Thanks, wasnt planning on it, layed off the nose candy years ago.Originally posted by AgainstAllOddsComment -
CrazyL, are you?
Yes +1800
No -2000Comment -
Originally posted by mathdotcom
Originally posted by SBR_JohnComment -
Need to watch the old ticker with that stuff. Good article this week in SI about supplements.Comment -
I will avoid any strenous activity for the next 6-8 hours. And have a panzerotti and just watch baseball. I have 911 on speed dial if necessary.
Thanks fellas.Comment -
carefull i had a good friend have a seizure from to many of those things, and one time i pounded 8 redbulls and had some serious anger issues as i beat down some methhead i used to work with. Just try to relax.Comment -
Vonnegut,don't be such a hypochondriac,everyone puts disclaimers on everything to cover their legal butts.Throw caution to the wind,good health and longevity have nothing to do with how well you take care of yourself or how good the healthcare system is that treats you.Sorry to say,but it's genetics and the luck of the draw.Some people get lucky being good athletes,some get lucky with smarts,some looks and some inheritance and they can die young.Then you get slobs who have none of this going for them and they eat and drink anythying they want and they live to be 100.I fall into the later category.hehe! Seriously,have you ever seen a category of people that get sick so much and die so young than really good athletes?Comment -
I recommended a medical solution to the guy in the wheelchair on this site (can't remember his name but I know he would bet -30,000 money lines) ... and he didn't like it. But this truly works.
Here's how it works.
Your system is totally saturated with that stuff right now. It will concentrate on the lower left side of your abdomen. This is not a good thing. This what you do:
1. Go out front and climb up on the roof of your house
2. Hang yourself from the gutter of your house with your ankles and feet holding you tight. Your head will be pointing towards the ground and your legs towards the sky
3. Drop your pants and drawers so that your package and balls are exposed
4. Wait for the bees and yellow jackets to arrive
5. Once these flying wonders arrive they'll buzz around your nutsack thinking that it's a mini-hive. This will stimulate the blood in your balls and will induce the hormone 'testiculorone' to manufacture throughout your body. This hormone will immediately vaporate your saturaed system
PS. Whatever you do not, do not get stung in your balls. This will inflate your balls and you will float away like a Goodyear blimp.
GO QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111Comment -
Vonnegut, make sure and get a good shot of you trying to drop your pants once you're hanging upside down from your roof. We could all use a funny video like that.Comment -
If there were any serious health issues with exceeding the max dose by 30%, the product woulda been off the market long ago.Comment -
Don't do this. If you hang from the gutter you will break it and come down crashing. The gutter can't support your weight and the nails holding it to the house will break it lose. Then you will either break a bone or have a big headache in addition to being jittery and not being able to sleep.Originally posted by MilfDrillerComment -
Guys, I knew SBR would be the right place to come to for some serious medical advice.
Thank you for vindicating my faith in all of you. Milfdriller, your advice is especially appreciated-some people laugh at homeopathic techniques, but not me.
SBR posters are the wind beneath my wings.Comment -
Well, I can tell you from experience that this works... but it is dangerous.
One time I got stung and I floated off like a butterfly. But the wind picked up and it spun my dick like a helicopter propeller... so I started to fly like 100 miles an hour. Fortunately, I ended up landing in some lady's bush.Comment -
Milfdriller, I know you have described this technique as "dangerous".
I am not sure I understand how exposing ones testicles to bees and wasps is "dangerous"-per se.
Please explain further. I am a fan of homeopathy and always on the lookout for non-Western medical techniques.Comment