Attention: Morons on Forum

wtf · 05-13-09, 11:05 PM

what advice does monkeyhomo give?

dont know about the others, all monkeyloser does is tell everyone how stupid they are

is this some kind of new age advice?

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-13-09, 11:08 PM

i though brock had a 90k bailout?...

NEP Dynasty · 05-13-09, 11:10 PM

Even better

tacomax · 05-13-09, 11:26 PM

Unreal. Look at the thread title and look who replied first. I bet he thought it was a recruitment drive.

wtf · 05-13-09, 11:31 PM

oh taco no like me

u r defending the honor of the other posting scum monkeyhomo, u 2 just hang around here calling people names

it is quite bizarre

i think you should stick to your career as a car model

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tacomax · 05-13-09, 11:36 PM

Wow. Coming from the resident male model, that hurts.

SlickFazzer · 05-13-09, 11:37 PM

Listen to everyone, follow no one.

flyingillini · 05-13-09, 11:41 PM

I actually do listen to what Monkey, Donjuan and Durito have to say. I also listen to what Nicky has to say. I have put to use what I have read from Durito and Monkey and they know what their talking about. Regardless of what people say about them, they know what's going on in the industry, I also feel Nicky does as well. They just go about it a different way than Nicky.

daggerkobe · 05-13-09, 11:42 PM

Just because someone recites the Theory of Relativity does not make them Einstein.

Those guys you mentioned are just parroting their deity, Ganchrow's teachings, anyways. It doesn't mean they are smart or even that his theory works. The only way to prove it is to post picks, which he does not do.

But then again Einstein didn't move to a 3rd world country to take a lowly job as a BB mod.

tacomax · 05-13-09, 11:42 PM

Whoa. I just remembered. Daggerkobe photoshopped that and only recently started a thread on how he's into tranny porn (but that doesn't make him gay). Wonder how many loads he blew over that pic. I hope Patty doesn't see it!!!!!111

daggerkobe · 05-13-09, 11:49 PM

I'm not in to post-op trannies which you clearly are in that photo.

betplom · 05-13-09, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

Just because someone recites the Theory of Relativity does not make them Einstein.

Those guys you mentioned are just parroting their deity, Ganchrow's teachings, anyways. It doesn't mean they are smart or even that his theory works. The only way to prove it is to post picks, which he does not do.

But then again Einstein didn't move to a 3rd world country to take a lowly job as a BB mod.

I have to agree with you on this (it might be the only time I've agreed with you), Durito has stated everything he knows about gambling he learned here at SBR from others, so he was hardly an expert before.

Regurgitating someone else's wisdom doesn't qualify you as being smart or a good gambler.

Justin made a video on gambling edge and said getting the best number is important - duh! Thanks for the newsflash.

He never mentioned HOW to get the best number so his information was as useful as a stock broker telling you to buy low and sell high.

Stating the obvious is hardly helpful, like the old analogy of giving a man a fish vs teaching him how to fish.

The General · 05-13-09, 11:52 PM

Monkey Focker, Durito, Donjuan, Justin7 & Nicky.

unknown Gambler · 05-13-09, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by NEP Dynasty

Instead of bashing Monkey Focker, Durito, Donjuan, Justin7 etc, it would be smart to take a step back and actually follow their advice. If you did so, you'd see that you know an immense amount about this industry, and if you follow what they say, you can make some good money doing this, even if you are a recreational type better.

Instead of trying to drive them away, and listening to complete morons like Nicky, you'd be much better off listening to and taking their advice. Don't end up like Brock, asking your dad for a 50k bailout and getting a job as a pizza hut delivery man.

Attention: morons on forum, what the fvck is morons on forum, i think this thread has outed one of this forums morons

thanks for the advice, maybe next time when you start a thread, can you try to put 4 words together properly, so we can take your advice half seriously

pico · 05-14-09, 12:04 AM

if you beleive in evolution, you're all monkey fockers. jj and his gang of ghosts are the idiots, not monkey

tacomax · 05-14-09, 12:09 AM

Remember that even the sharpest people here don't get the best line. Broke bet MLB at the Greek - he's that good he doesn't need the best line.

betplom · 05-14-09, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by tacomax

Remember that even the sharpest people here don't get the best line. Broke bet MLB at the Greek - he's that good he doesn't need the best line.

Good point, the Greek is one of the worst places to bet MLB offshore.

Matchy, 5Dimes, Pinny and DSI are much better choices, by far.

Slim · 05-14-09, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

Just because someone recites the Theory of Relativity does not make them Einstein.

Those guys you mentioned are just parroting their deity, Ganchrow's teachings, anyways. It doesn't mean they are smart or even that his theory works. The only way to prove it is to post picks, which he does not do.

But then again Einstein didn't move to a 3rd world country to take a lowly job as a BB mod.

He couldn't afford to live in the states.

5 star bomb · 05-14-09, 12:25 AM

How is Nicky a Moron? He took 84k and 19k from bookmaker

betplom · 05-14-09, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by 5 star bomb

How is Nicky a Moron? He took 84k and 19k from bookmaker

Nicky is the most believable guy here.

He claimed to be from East LA. - TRUE
He claimed the Habs would win the cup - TRUE (in 4 straight games).
He claimed to be the best numbers guy here - TRUE
He claimed to always get the best number - TRUE
He claimed to be booted from CRIS and other books for winning too much - TRUE

Did I forget anything?

jjgold · 05-14-09, 05:11 AM

Originally posted by NEP Dynasty

Instead of bashing Monkey Focker, Durito, Donjuan, Justin7 etc, it would be smart to take a step back and actually follow their advice. If you did so, you'd see that you know an immense amount about this industry, and if you follow what they say, you can make some good money doing this, even if you are a recreational type better.

Instead of trying to drive them away, and listening to complete morons like Nicky, you'd be much better off listening to and taking their advice. Don't end up like Brock, asking your dad for a 50k bailout and getting a job as a pizza hut delivery man.

None of them give any advice

wtf · 05-14-09, 06:00 AM

correct jj

they add nothing to the forum, zero

why doesnt the NEP guy tell us about what great wisdom they impart

pico · 05-14-09, 07:13 AM

god said so

NEP Dynasty · 05-14-09, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by unknown Gambler

Attention: morons on forum, what the fvck is morons on forum, i think this thread has outed one of this forums morons

thanks for the advice, maybe next time when you start a thread, can you try to put 4 words together properly, so we can take your advice half seriously

LOL. Nice try.

element1286 · 05-14-09, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by NEP Dynasty

Instead of bashing Monkey Focker, Durito, Donjuan, Justin7 etc, it would be smart to take a step back and actually follow their advice. If you did so, you'd see that you know an immense amount about this industry, and if you follow what they say, you can make some good money doing this, even if you are a recreational type better.

Instead of trying to drive them away, and listening to complete morons like Nicky, you'd be much better off listening to and taking their advice. Don't end up like Brock, asking your dad for a 50k bailout and getting a job as a pizza hut delivery man.

Agreed.

MonkeyF0cker · 05-14-09, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

Just because someone recites the Theory of Relativity does not make them Einstein.

Those guys you mentioned are just parroting their deity, Ganchrow's teachings, anyways. It doesn't mean they are smart or even that his theory works. The only way to prove it is to post picks, which he does not do.

But then again Einstein didn't move to a 3rd world country to take a lowly job as a BB mod.

Give me +105 on heads on the flip of a fair coin. We'll wager $50/flip, 50,000 times. When you're broke, do you wanna tell me the "theory" doesn't work? Or are you dumb enough to take up the offer?

MonkeyF0cker · 05-14-09, 12:22 PM

And by the way, the methods applied to advantage handicapping are not the "theories" of Ganch. These practices have been applied by sharps for quite some time from Stanford Wong to Billy Walters. The reason he gets so much due is that he took the time to explain many of them in detail here.