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  • SamsNCharge99
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-22-08
    • 41242

    #1
    I wish I could go to the bash.
    But, I'm only 18. What could I do in Vegas being only 18. Couldn't gamble, couldn't gamble, and worst, I couldn't gamble.

    So, I guess I will wait 3 years and then maybe I'll come to the bash.

    Have fun guys who go.
  • bobbyfk
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-19-09
    • 15218

    #2
    me too man....me too..next year I will 100% be there
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    • RogueScholar
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-05-07
      • 5082

      #3
      You boys should *** to the Bash anyway! I'm not going to be gambling either, just getting drunk and high and causing mischief. I have a feeling we wouldn't even have to leave the room to have a good time.

      Just remember Bobby, gotta cover those braces with your lips. Tee hee.

      Originally posted by StraitShooter
      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82905

        #4
        Dear SBR,

        Please give RogueScholar a floor for himself at the Bash. I do not want to accidentally bump into dudes kissing in the hallway especially after a big meal.

        Thanks in advance.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Rogue would probably seduce Sammy

          This is unfair
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          • 5 star bomb
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-12-07
            • 5370

            #6
            you could definitely bet on games and drink and get some bitches
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            • RogueScholar
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-05-07
              • 5082

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Rogue would probably seduce Sammy

              This is not only fair, but exactly what Sammy needs
              Fixed it for ya, JJ.
              Originally posted by StraitShooter
              90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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              • SamsNCharge99
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-22-08
                • 41242

                #8
                5 Star, I wouldn't legally be able to drink and I'm sure the people running the bash wouldn't allow me 2.

                Easily, I could get some girls...and gambling, I could give people money to place my bets.
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                • james4512
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-27-08
                  • 3707

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                  5 Star, I wouldn't legally be able to drink and I'm sure the people running the bash wouldn't allow me 2.

                  Easily, I could get some girls...and gambling, I could give people money to place my bets.
                  get a fake ID you can get a pretty good one for under 100$


                  mine works wonders and its horrible
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                  • Tsoprano
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-14-08
                    • 26374

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vince Carter
                    stfu you'd just get fu*king bashed you dumb f*ck
                    Who are you?

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                    • bobbyfk
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-19-09
                      • 15218

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Vince Carter
                      stfu you'd just get fu*king bashed you dumb f*ck
                      who the **** are you?
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                      • SamsNCharge99
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-22-08
                        • 41242

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Vince Carter
                        stfu you'd just get fu*king bashed you dumb f*ck
                        who is this guy

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                        • BestPlay2day
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-25-08
                          • 5794

                          #13
                          Just wait until you're 21 Sammy. Can't gamble, go to clubs, drink or do anything there. Only thing you could do is hang out at the pool and walk the strip.
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82905

                            #14
                            Sounds like Fiveteamer to me from VC's time in Toronto?
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                            • pico
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 04-05-07
                              • 27321

                              #15
                              you can whore yourself out for meth
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Rogue do you think you could seduce sammy if he was alone with you?
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                                • SamsNCharge99
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-22-08
                                  • 41242

                                  #17
                                  no he couldn't
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                                  • pico
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 04-05-07
                                    • 27321

                                    #18
                                    rogue can seduce anyone if he wants to.
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                                    • RogueScholar
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-05-07
                                      • 5082

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Rogue do you think you could seduce sammy if he was alone with you?
                                      Absolutely I could, JJ. I mean look at the kid, he's gotta take action when it's offered. And failing that, what's to stop me from raping him if I wanted. I outweigh him by almost 100 pounds. What man with self-respect is gonna walk ever-so-gingerly into the police station and fill out a rape report?

                                      Well, strike that. This is Sammy the Snitch we're talking about. If he'll go crying to SBR Mods over family insults and PMs, shooting Nerf guns at "Willie Bee," I doubt he's got any self-respect to lose by reporting a rape.

                                      It's his loss, I may be the only person other than his Mom that actually thinks he's cute.

                                      Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                      • bluefish
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 04-13-09
                                        • 917

                                        #20
                                        Well, at least you could see a rated r movie. Maybe you and the other 18 year olds at suny could take a night off, make some smores, and talk sports.

                                        On the flip side of things you most likely will live longer then the rest of us. Keep your chin up!
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                                        • bluefish
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 04-13-09
                                          • 917

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                          Absolutely I could, JJ. I mean look at the kid, he's gotta take action when it's offered. And failing that, what's to stop me from raping him if I wanted. I outweigh him by almost 100 pounds. What man with self-respect is gonna walk ever-so-gingerly into the police station and fill out a rape report?

                                          Well, strike that. This is Sammy the Snitch we're talking about. If he'll go crying to SBR Mods over family insults and PMs, shooting Nerf guns at "Willie Bee," I doubt he's got any self-respect to lose by reporting a rape.

                                          It's his loss, I may be the only person other than his Mom that actually thinks he's cute.


                                          Would you enjoy shaving that thick brush that he calls eyebrows? Would you ***?
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                                          • Iwinyourmoney
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 04-18-07
                                            • 18368

                                            #22
                                            have someone buy you beers and shit for the room, lay by the pool all day get fukd up, and so on. Ive been to Vegas a lot when I was young, its still fun. There are some under 21 strip clubs. Get a fake ID for night clubs, do something
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                                            • TPowell
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-21-08
                                              • 18842

                                              #23
                                              exactly, could still get drunk and hit on chicks at the pool/hotel whatever
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                                              • bluefish
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 04-13-09
                                                • 917

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                                                have someone buy you beers and shit for the room, lay by the pool all day get fukd up, and so on. Ive been to Vegas a lot when I was young, its still fun. There are some under 21 strip clubs. Get a fake ID for night clubs, do something

                                                do work
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                                                • RogueScholar
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 02-05-07
                                                  • 5082

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bluefish
                                                  Would you enjoy shaving that thick brush that he calls eyebrows? Would you ***?
                                                  I actually had an erotic dream about giving Sammy a facial all over his unibrow. I surely would enjoy making it become reality.
                                                  Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                  90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                  • ijustwant2bpaid
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 11-11-08
                                                    • 3706

                                                    #26
                                                    no shit, under 21 just means u wont get caught up at the tables and casn instead focus on getting tail, if u wait till ur 21 sbr might no longer be paying for rooms and there is a good chance u will have broken ur bank and whored urself out to rs by then anyways... as far as bobby goes, u might want to wait pal, even drunk girls might have trouble seein past them teeth of urs guy, give it another year at least.
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                                                    • ijustwant2bpaid
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 11-11-08
                                                      • 3706

                                                      #27
                                                      Brock Landers:
                                                      How the hell i still have a family if one of the great mysteries, i've put them through hell with my gambling and today it stops, or i die, one of the two.

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                                                      • bluefish
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 04-13-09
                                                        • 917

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                        I actually had an erotic dream about giving Sammy a facial all over his unibrow. I surely would enjoy making it become reality.

                                                        That is the shit. Giving Sammy a facial all over his unibrow, then shaving it. The hot love juice as a substitute for shaving cream. Do work!
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82905

                                                          #29
                                                          Dude is Italian. If you are from Italy and don't have a unibrow they call you homo.
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                                                          • RogueScholar
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-05-07
                                                            • 5082

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bluefish
                                                            That is the shit. Giving Sammy a facial all over his unibrow, then shaving it. The hot love juice as a substitute for shaving cream. Do work!
                                                            That actually would be pretty damned sexy. I like the way your mind works, Bluefish.

                                                            Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                            • SamsNCharge99
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 10-22-08
                                                              • 41242

                                                              #31
                                                              I'm getting my hair cut and uni brow waxed on Friday, I may have the barber make a video of the waxing of my uni brow.

                                                              Petey, I'm charging you $50 to watch the video
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                                                              • Tsoprano
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 04-14-08
                                                                • 26374

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                Dude is Italian. If you are from Italy and don't have a unibrow they call you homo.
                                                                Watch is Pavy
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                                                                • bluefish
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 04-13-09
                                                                  • 917

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                                  That actually would be pretty damned sexy. I like the way your mind works, Bluefish.


                                                                  even if he gets his unibrow cut you still should give him a purple musheroom when you see him. For those that don't know what a purple mushroom is, it is when you smack your penis head off of someone's forehead multiple times. It leaves a black and blue mark on their forehead.
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                                                                  • SamsNCharge99
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 10-22-08
                                                                    • 41242

                                                                    #34
                                                                    bluefish...who are you
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                                                                    • daggerkobe
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-25-08
                                                                      • 10744

                                                                      #35
                                                                      You can go. Just can't gamble.

                                                                      Doesn't mean you can't have fun..... go to Circus Circus and play arcade and carnival games all day with the rest of the little snot nosed kids.
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