Monkey Fokker Made The Silliest Post Of All Times

SlickFazzer · 05-13-09, 06:18 PM

durito · 05-13-09, 06:19 PM

it's pretty damn easy. Nicky says the exact same thing himself. Especially back in the Neteller days.

Salcas · 05-13-09, 06:19 PM

Richkas · 05-13-09, 06:19 PM

MF is an idiot

onthewhat · 05-13-09, 06:20 PM

Jealousy

jjgold · 05-13-09, 06:21 PM

This is hilarious

Nicky Santoro · 05-13-09, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Richkas

MF is an idiot

correction.

MF is a big fukkin idiot..

jj, this is not the first time he's said dumb things. if you read his posts, everything he says is dumb. this kid has no idea what he's doing. to be honest with you, i have no idea what he is doing here. he's just a wannabe wiseguy.. but has no clue what he's talking about..

daggerkobe · 05-13-09, 06:25 PM

The Snob Patrol are getting exposed left and right today.

onthewhat · 05-13-09, 06:27 PM

I want to hear Monkey call a book where they say yes Monkey you are up $100k here

Won't happen though

MonkeyF0cker · 05-13-09, 06:30 PM

Wow. More threads devoted to me. I feel so special today.

Yeah steam chasing is REAL hard. That's why books cut and limit you for it. Get a fukkin clue, boneheads.

jjgold · 05-13-09, 06:32 PM

Nicky I agree with you. I actually feel sorry for the kid. I swear I know for a fact he drives a 92 Chevy Nicky. I never saw a single thread of evidence that this kid every make a bet let alone win. Nicky we do not take this guy serious.

MonkeyF0cker · 05-13-09, 06:33 PM

I wouldn't wanna be taken serious by you clowns. Brock Landers is a perfect example.

jjgold · 05-13-09, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Wow. More threads devoted to me. I feel so special today.

Yeah steam chasing is REAL hard. That's why books cut and limit you for it. Get a fukkin clue, boneheads.

It does not mean your going to win Son, you have to be real good to win decent amounts of sportsbooks.

Very few can even win $1000 at a sportsbooks let alone $100,000.

Nicky is the only one that has proved anything here.

Nicky Santoro · 05-13-09, 06:36 PM

there you go, boys.. you just heard it from monkeyfocker.. LOL

it's that easy boys.. just open up an acct at 5 dimes and just chase steam and we will all win 100k. it's that easy.. lol... anyone can do it.. lol.

this monkey guy is pure genius.. i dont know how he thought of this. why didn't we all think of this many many years ago, we would never have had to work..

i swear, i am starting to feel sorry for this kid. i am starting to think he really might be mentally retarded.. i will never make fun of this kid again.. i dont make fun of the mentally challenged..

MonkeyF0cker · 05-13-09, 06:37 PM

Real good at steam chasing? LOL. That's like being real good at walking backwards, ya stupid fuk. All it takes is bankroll management. End of story.

jjgold · 05-13-09, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Real good at steam chasing? LOL. That's like being real good at walking backwards, ya stupid fuk. All it takes is bankroll management. End of story.

you have no credibility here, you need to start showing proof like Nicky did.

MonkeyF0cker · 05-13-09, 06:54 PM

How many times do I have to tell you? You mean NOTHING TO ME. I don't give a fuk what you think, dumb fuk. People can buy your bullshit or they can trust the math that backs me up. I don't give a shit.

Nicky Santoro · 05-13-09, 06:56 PM

jj, he dont need to prove anything.. he just said that anyone can win 100k chasing steam cause it's that easy.. so the books will give 100k to every poster for free cause it's that easy, says this guy..lol..

we dont need to work now. it's that easy.. this guy probably has over a gazillion dollars cause chasing steam is sooooooooo easy, anyone can do it.. anyone can win 100k so says this guy here.. lol

wow, he really is dumb..

jjgold · 05-13-09, 06:56 PM

Your getting testy so that means your busted MonkeyMan

We got you

Richkas · 05-13-09, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Your getting testy so that means your busted MonkeyMan

We got you

He needs a beatdown

Nicky Santoro · 05-13-09, 06:59 PM

jj, boy did you hammer him here.. you romped in this battle..lol.. you won the fight..

jj, just look how he answers you.. you can tell he's clueless. he sounded like a little kid.. calling you a dumb fukk and i dont care what you think.. sounds like an 8 yr old at a playground after you tell him you dont want to be his friend.. he gets all mad at you and answers you like he just did.

jj wins.

JJ 1
Monkeyfag 0

good job, jjgold.. i am proud of you for winning this one and calling him out.. what a fraud this guy is..

jjgold · 05-13-09, 07:01 PM

Nicky we got him good, ok maybe he won $87 last week. I will give him that but he is just another story teller that read a few gambling books.

Nicky we won the thread

Tsoprano · 05-13-09, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

How many times do I have to tell you? You mean NOTHING TO ME. I don't give a fuk what you think, dumb fuk.

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

I don't give a shit.

So why do you keep replying??

Nicky Santoro · 05-13-09, 07:04 PM

jj, not only did you win the thread, but you romped..

if this thread was a baseball game, final score would have been 12-1 for you..

if it was a football game, final score would have been 47-3 for you.

this thread wasn't even close.. you hammered him and exposed him.. you made him nervous.. that's why he got all testy after you.. lol.

good job jj..i tip my hat to you... you got him..

..

i told you he was a fraud and clueless..

MonkeyF0cker · 05-13-09, 07:10 PM

The storytellers. Hard at work again. Bravo. Have fun playing with each other's nutsacks tonight ladies.

Tsoprano · 05-13-09, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

So why do you keep replying??

How come?

mathdotcom · 05-13-09, 07:14 PM

Only thing sharp about MonkeyF0cker are the teeth of the loan sharks chasing him for the 100k he owes. But don't worry, he's tweaking his model to fix that.

Look how upset the guy gets when he gets insulted by guys he supposedly thinks are idiots, steam chasers, squares, dumb fukks, dolts, etc.

If he didn't crave respect so badly he would not care what you guys said. But I think you made him red in the face and he is now going to say terrible things about you in his diary.

MonkeyF0cker · 05-13-09, 07:15 PM

Because I'm compiling my model right now and I have nothing else to do. That okay with you?

jjgold · 05-13-09, 07:17 PM

Monkey man where is your proof that you win??

You have showed us nothing, Nicky stepped up to the played.

He was labeled at two major sportsbooks as a professional player and we have it on tape. He broke Cris and they take action from everyone on the planet except Nicky. Even Brett has not been banned there.

MonkeyF0cker · 05-13-09, 07:21 PM

When you guys can give me one good reason why a book would cut or limit you for steam chasing other than the fact that it is a simple device of disadvantage to them, get back to me. Otherwise, continue on with your story telling.

pico · 05-13-09, 07:23 PM

this thread is pretty funny. i doubt jj makes real bets now. when is the last time you see a screenshot of his betting slip.

Salcas · 05-13-09, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

When you guys can give me one good reason why a book would cut or limit you for steam chasing other than the fact that it is a simple device of disadvantage to them, get back to me. Otherwise, continue on with your story telling.

I've seen it done numerous times pal ..the books always win ..that will never change ..so when you have guys like nicky who win all the time..they dont allow it ..very simple

jjgold · 05-13-09, 07:24 PM

Monkey ...CRIS MOVES THE LINES earlier than most books.

Nicky was sharp and just knew some of their lines were weak, betting weak lines is a skill Son. I think you are out of your league here.

MonkeyF0cker · 05-13-09, 07:29 PM

Uh. Bozo, Nicky just said the money he won at Cris was mostly from scalping. Are you two gonna get your stories straight once?