Blitty and Amby Meet Sharky In Costa Rica

[DwightShrute]

I wonder if they understand a word Sharky even fukkin says?? I never understood one word when I spoke with him.

Sharky speaks perfect english, you will have no problems understanding him. Just be prepare to carry him home after tipping a couple dozen cervezas

[jjgold]

I just spoke to all 4, they called from a a club

[RogueJuror]

who's the fourth one?

[Bread]

I spoke to Sharky once. Guy sounded like a cross between Carlos Pena and Speedy Gonzalez. Sick.

[jjgold]

who's the fourth one?

Blitty
Sharky
Amber
SSLP

[jjgold]

I spoke to Sharky once. Guy sounded like a cross between Carlos Pena and Speedy Gonzalez. Sick.

[DwightShrute]

they're probably heading home from the Del Rey about now!

[jjgold]

Never saw a video

Where are these clowns?

[SSLP]

videos are in Ambys camera we did a video on the way to the whore house in the middle of the city ..
this one is gonna be epic boys .

[Matt Rain]

videos are in Ambys camera we did a video on the way to the whore house in the middle of the city ..
this one is gonna be epic boys .

[pavyracer]

Any updates?

[jjgold]

Looks like it died out before it started, I bet they all got drunk and passed out and that was that.

[Bread]

I'm almost positive that Sharky and SSLP pocketed about a grand each and handed those two buffoons over to the bad guys.

They are now sitting in a bathtub filled with ice, minus their kidneys.

[RogueJuror]

damn it we need a visual update

[blittydeuce]

We went to sleep at about 6 this morning. My mouth currently tastes like 8 ball and hooker spit....bread I nabbed you a sloth from the jungle, will try to bring back in luggage...avenge our deaths if kidneys end up gettin taken tonight.

Blitty out-

[AMBlai01]

My body hates me but my penis loves me.

[Bread]

You two make me sick.

[blittydeuce]

Just pulled another all-nighter.At the airport now. Before you can get your plane ticket you have to pay a mandatory $26 tax to leave this place. I gambled my last dollar away in a crooked game of gin rummy at the local casino. They don't take **********. Before I proceed to leave the airport and miss my flight for an undetermined amount of time. I recall I put my **** card at the bottom of backpack in an effort to hide it from the dominican hooker night before. Just went through security.burger king is almost open....Mmm crossain'wich-

[Bread]

What a trainwreck. Blitty were you able to smuggly my sloth??

[AMBlai01]

I just woke up....forgot I had brought back a girl to the room last night (this one actually not a hooker). She was saying a bunch of things to me this morning about being late for work or something. I couls understand anything she said, I don't speak spanish! I decided to say fvck it and fvck her again before I kicked her out of the hotel room..

[Casperwaits]

Amby, you are a true gentleman.

[SSLP]

Hahahah these coks i was so trying to phuck a girl at the casino last night i ended up setting it blitty up with her .. but i took her number and texted her later on the night to **** him and come out with me tonight.

[Shark79]

We sure enjoyed the time .... now back to reality ...

[Shark79]

I spoke to Sharky once. Guy sounded like a cross between Carlos Pena and Speedy Gonzalez. Sick.

HAHA u fvk.

Your just scared that I have an encounter with Robyn ... cause she would leave your ass for the latino loving.

Sucka !!

[BatemanPatrickl]

All Robyn has to do if she wants "latin loving" is go to Pollo Tropical.

[Bread]

You might be on to something Sharky.

[AMBlai01]

Hahahah these coks i was so trying to phuck a girl at the casino last night i ended up setting it blitty up with her .. but i took her number and texted her later on the night to **** him and come out with me tonight.

Blitty didn't need you to cock block him, her mother did that anyway. The "aunt" did stay with me though....her and I had a good time.

[Shark79]

ouch!!

[RogueJuror]

pictures videos

[blittydeuce]

What a trainwreck. Blitty were you able to smuggly my sloth??

Sorry bread, I didn't want to pay the $26 tax for the sloth to leave the country too and I think he only had american express so he got chucked

P.S. I'm not feeling so hot. I think i might have the swine flu. anyone know the symptons??

[blittydeuce]

I just woke up....forgot I had brought back a girl to the room last night (this one actually not a hooker). She was saying a bunch of things to me this morning about being late for work or something. I couls understand anything she said, I don't speak spanish! I decided to say fvck it and fvck her again before I kicked her out of the hotel room..

LMAO.... I accidently walked in on amby pounding the shit out of this 40 something lady.



Unreal.

[tacomax]

Why Robyn would want two sloths in the house astounds me.

[blittydeuce]

Hahahah these coks i was so trying to phuck a girl at the casino last night i ended up setting it blitty up with her .. but i took her number and texted her later on the night to **** him and come out with me tonight.

SSLP, You motherfuker that senorita might possibly be my future wife. I was making out with her in the hotel lobby until her mom broke things up and took her home, when she turns 18 im gonna marry her..

When we go to vegas for the bash your gonna be in my territory on the westside homeboy. im gonna set you up with an ace hooker...slow your roll ese'

[blittydeuce]

We sure enjoyed the time .... now back to reality ...

We sure did. big ups to sharky!! he really took care of us down there...

I knew JustBet had a good bonus program, but damn an all expense paid trip to CR with personal tour guide, talk about service and loyalty!!! A+ book must have out. tell em blitty sent you.

Thanks again Tico. Good times!!

[AMBlai01]

LMAO.... I accidently walked in on amby pounding the shit out of this 40 something lady.



Unreal.

You really think she was 40 something? I thought she was mid 30s then again I woke up forgot I had even brought her back to the room, so I don't know. I was at least 25 beers deep at that point...