At Yonkers casino

SlickFazzer · 05-13-09, 11:49 AM

Call Fishhead, I think hes in Tennessee now.

L2Gunz · 05-13-09, 11:50 AM

best strategy is not to play those fukkn machines...you will lose money fast JJ....by the way it was nice talking to you on the phone yesterday..you asked for a winner, and i said to take boston celtics -2.5..you told me it was too risky...they covered!!!! GL

onthewhat · 05-13-09, 11:56 AM

Might need to put this post on the Home & Garden forums so Fishhead sees it.

BatemanPatrickl · 05-13-09, 11:57 AM

Keep feeding the machine money until you win pal.

SlickFazzer · 05-13-09, 11:57 AM

He had a fukkin essay on there the other day on how to properly plant tomato plants.

Fishead is nuts.

Fishhead · 05-25-09, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

He had a fukkin essay on there the other day on how to properly plant tomato plants.

Fishead is nuts.

ijustwant2bpaid · 05-25-09, 03:13 PM

always shoot for the jackpot or str8 flush, u might lose more ofter but your chances at the big pot is increased.. good luck jj

Nicky Santoro · 05-25-09, 03:15 PM

jj is too smart to be playing that fukkin shit..

you might as well just give that money to charity.. at least it will be going to a better place..

those fukkin poker machines..

jjgold · 05-25-09, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

always shoot for the jackpot or str8 flush, u might lose more ofter but your chances at the big pot is increased.. good luck jj

Good advice, slots can be beat if you play for like 15 hrs per day. It is proven.

SlickFazzer · 05-25-09, 03:33 PM

might be the ultimate grind

pat venditto · 05-25-09, 03:39 PM

Best strategy with video poker machines : Don't play.

Fishhead · 05-25-09, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

might be the ultimate grind

Having been a longtime winner playing both video poker and live poker, for me personally, LIVE poker is way more of a grind...........probably because one has to put up with so many idiots on a daily basis.

Fishhead · 05-25-09, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by pat venditto

Best strategy with video poker machines : Don't play.

Good advice to someone that doesn't know the proper strategy for a particular machine.

HORRIBLE advice to those that have intentions of leaning the game.

FH

pat venditto · 05-25-09, 03:43 PM

Fishhead the only way to win is to bust the machine open with a sledge hammer, take the money that falls out and run. Have to be pretty fast like bread though. AAO would not get away obviously.

Fishhead · 05-25-09, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by pat venditto

Fishhead the only way to win is to bust the machine open with a sledge hammer, take the money that falls out and run. Have to be pretty fast like bread though. AAO would not get away obviously.

Not sure if your being serious or not..........

At Yonkers racetrack it is fair to say that those machines are unbeatable, but do not know for certain having not investigated them.

However, there are video poker plays/machines in many states, mainly Nevada, that are highly beatable longterm.

In fact, headed to Biloxi in a few days for a +EV video poker play.

FH

RogueJuror · 05-25-09, 03:50 PM

AAO would trip with the 50 yr old drinks lady

jjgold · 05-25-09, 03:52 PM

+E Video poker is very beatable, all you need is patience and of course you need to put the time in each day and i men long hours.

Fishhead · 05-25-09, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

+E Video poker is very beatable, all you need is patience and of course you need to put the time in each day and i men long hours.

Spot on!!

This is especially true if one is playing only ONE line at a time, as one only hits a ROYAL FLUSH on average every 40,000 hands.

I prefer to play five-play and ten-play machines.