Sucks Every Friday Night Staying Home Looking At Penthouse Magazines

**Da Manster!** · 12-10-16, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by daneblazer

How about looking at the scrambled porn channels when you were a kid hoping you'd see a tit

that was never an issue, DB!...remember we had de-scrambler boxes back in those days!...free cable, free porn!...

...god bless, America!...

**triplecrown333** · 12-10-16, 11:07 AM

i remember i had to wait days for my house to clear so i can watch the good shit vhs tape i borrowed from my friends ...

**jjgold** · 12-10-16, 11:29 AM

love this shit

dying to get new shaftmaster pump but things expensive and need 40 ft extension cord for power

**slayer14** · 12-10-16, 11:31 AM

Remember the old days when you had to hide the magazines in your room and you where worried would your mum find them when she cleaned your room.

**BrickJames** · 12-10-16, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

that was never an issue, DB!...remember we had de-scrambler boxes back in those days!...free cable, free porn!...

...god bless, America!...

I got one of these in high school and put it in my dad's living room it was so awesome anytime I wanted to get it on with a check I would just turn it to that channel. Chicks don't want to let on but they are some pervs. The second you would try to change the channel they would tell you not to

**SharpAngles** · 12-10-16, 11:42 AM

Men we are the last of the mohicans when it comes to porn. The younger generations will never know the struggle of sitting in 9th grade science and remembering you left the tape in the VCR

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-10-16, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Men we are the last of the mohicans when it comes to porn. The younger generations will never know the struggle of sitting in 9th grade science and remembering you left the tape in the VCR

Sharpy, who u kiddin, pal? Just fess up and admit you wanted your stepmom to find it like the rest of us did. No need to play coy and come off as some kinda weirdo.

**daneblazer** · 12-10-16, 12:13 PM

Had a roommate in college that made a video with his girl and his mom found it after he left for the navy

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-10-16, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Had a roommate in college that made a video with his girl and his mom found it after he left for the navy

Sharpy working on making a new SBR ghost account "Oedipus Scully" as we speak.....

**SharpAngles** · 12-10-16, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Sharpy, who u kiddin, pal? Just fess up and admit you wanted your stepmom to find it like the rest of us did. No need to play coy and come off as some kinda weirdo.

Was too young to realize "Black Midget Gangbang Vol. XXI" would turn her off

**triplecrown333** · 12-10-16, 12:52 PM

my all time favorite was taboo

**jjgold** · 12-10-16, 01:33 PM

Anyone have tapes to ship me?

**slayer14** · 12-10-16, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Anyone have tapes to ship me?

its all dvds these days

**vividjohn45** · 12-10-16, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Under the covers now with three penthouse magazines looking with a flashlight so my uncle didn't see anything

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**jjgold** · 12-10-16, 01:48 PM

Yes

I'm embarrassed to go to the store and buy them

Johnny call me

**vividjohn45** · 12-10-16, 02:04 PM

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**vividjohn45** · 12-10-16, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Yes

I'm embarrassed to go to the store and buy them

Johnny call me

Jj i dont have id #. Id post mine but after 4 years here. I have a few enemies who have not been banned. See if shari will let you dm your #. Thanks

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-10-16, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Was too young to realize "Black Midget Gangbang Vol. XXI" would turn her off

Wow, really?... so you had a weird stepmom, huh?... cuz quality shit like that was usually money. Sharpy I'm beginning to understand you more & more each day. I'll pray for you.

**jjgold** · 12-10-16, 02:09 PM

This stuff unreal

Johnny we can get on a seven way chat line with all porn people

It cost like $150 for the hour but they're all porn stars basically an online orgy

**will2survive** · 12-10-16, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

I remember the days before xvideos where you actually had to go to the adult store to get vids and mags. You would get out the car and try not to be spotted by someone you now lol. Some people would hide behind the corners until all the cars passed

That is hillarious....thats the way I felt about OTB a couple of decades ago. Didn't want anyone to see me and the local one was on the main street.

**vividjohn45** · 12-10-16, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

This stuff unreal

Johnny we can get on a seven way chat line with all porn people

It cost like $150 for the hour but they're all porn stars basically an online orgy

I dont know about that. You can always get my number behind the scenes. But in the meantime. Uncle leo can hang with you. https://image1.masterfile.com/getIma...nside-tent.jpg

**jjgold** · 12-10-16, 02:27 PM

Referral Denied

Shari blocked me

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-10-16, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Referral Denied

Shari blocked me

No... john just coded it with a specialized PIN # just for you. Just punch in: 2.5.00... it works.

**BrickJames** · 12-21-16, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Driving a range rover for the night.

Kind of underwhelmed

Where the heck you been MO? We're going to need you to start power posting like it's 2014

**jjgold** · 12-21-16, 10:26 AM

I forgot about this dread the good old magazines

**BrickJames** · 12-21-16, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I forgot about this dread the good old magazines

Cut out the crotches jj