Sucks Every Friday Night Staying Home Looking At Penthouse Magazines

**Dirty Sanchez** · 12-09-16, 09:40 PM

**Sam Odom** · 12-09-16, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing like mags

cut out the pussys and put on your lips

oh lordy

**Da Manster!** · 12-09-16, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing like mags

cut out the pussys and put on your lips

damn JJ!...you remember the good ole days of "scratch and sniff" stickers?!...

**jjgold** · 12-09-16, 10:22 PM

Sucks

Everyone out on dates but me

**Da Manster!** · 12-09-16, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

I remember the days before xvideos where you actually had to go to the adult store to get vids and mags. You would get out the car and try not to be spotted by someone you now lol. Some people would hide behind the corners until all the cars passed

I remember those days very well, smoke...and there would always be one or two ugly, skanky, dirty, toothless, crack whores trying to solicit services for a few bucks!...

**jjgold** · 12-09-16, 10:27 PM

Smoked good one
We all
Did it

I waited sometimes 90 minutes in parking lot looking opening

You look like a fukkin dick if in store at counter and some chick is behind you

**Foxx** · 12-09-16, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by eidolon

I always wonder what happens to the girls that stripped or posed nude for magazines when they were 18.
Like, do 5% of them becoming normal wives with kids, and live normal lives?

There's a documentary called After Porn Ends. Check it out.

I remember a thread here a few years back when a young woman got fired from a 7th grade or so teaching job when someone found out she had been in several porns.

**Foxx** · 12-09-16, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

I remember those days very well, smoke...and there would always be one or two ugly, skanky, dirty, toothless, crack whores trying to solicit services for a few bucks!...

And what about the booths? Who the hell used those things.

**Da Manster!** · 12-09-16, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Smoked good one
We all
Did it

I waited sometimes 90 minutes in parking lot looking opening

You look like a fukkin dick if in store at counter and some chick is behind you

actually, quite the opposite...especially during lunch hours...lots of hot business women all dressed up in heels, stockings, garters, hose, etc. would be in there at the adult toy section checking out the various dildos from small to huge!...this always turned me on.

**Booya711** · 12-09-16, 10:39 PM

I actually got laid growing up

**jjgold** · 12-09-16, 10:39 PM

If I see a guy buying vids or mags I think he is a creep

I caught a straight guy I knew buying gay mags 7 years ago and the guy was so embarrassed , I pretended I did not see him.

He sped away

**Da Manster!** · 12-09-16, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by Foxx

And what about the booths? Who the hell used those things.

happy to say I've never been in one of those things...I heard too many horror stories about semen stains, piss stains, needles, drug paraphernalia, etc...that is why you had to spend at least 100 quarters to view the tape!...

...and why most of those booths had security cameras in them and under sharp supervision by the store manager...fuk that noise!

**Booya711** · 12-09-16, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

happy to say I've never been in one of those things...I heard too many horror stories about semen stains, piss stains, needles, drug paraphernalia, etc...that is why you had to spend at least 100 quarters to view the tape!...

...and why most of those booths had security cameras in them and under sharp supervision by the store manager...fuk that noise!

Pretty sure you got plenty growing up manster

**Da Manster!** · 12-09-16, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

I actually got laid growing up

most of us did, Booya...well, with the exception of Corbin....

....we drank, partied, and chased pussy most of our teen life and into early adulthood!...

**jjgold** · 12-09-16, 10:44 PM

Booya I bet you got laid 4x times in your life

Once every 4 fukkin years

**Sam Odom** · 12-09-16, 10:45 PM

As a young man... Sammy grabbed a pussy or two

**unde0087** · 12-09-16, 10:45 PM

**Da Manster!** · 12-09-16, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Pretty sure you got plenty growing up manster

definitely got my fair share!...I was a jock and straight A student...ripped like a mofo and worked out at the gym...did you ever see that pic and post of me doing a triple beer bong back in 1989?!...it was pretty epic on this forum!...

**Booya711** · 12-09-16, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

most of us did, Booya...well, with the exception of Corbin....

....we drank, partied, and chased pussy most of our teen life and into early adulthood!...

and still doing it man....shit hasn't changed for me except I have more cash on hand

**Booya711** · 12-09-16, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

As a young man... Sammy grabbed a pussy or two

Is that when you got to hang with trump Sammy?

**Booya711** · 12-09-16, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

definitely got my fair share!...I was a jock and straight A student...ripped like a mofo and worked out at the gym...did you ever see that triple beer bong pic that I did back in 1989?!...it was pretty epic on this forum!...

I did see it...I think I was in the same photo

**SharpAngles** · 12-10-16, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing like mags

cut out the pussys and put on your lips

Second shift jj certified cold freak

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-10-16, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

nothing like mags

cut out the pussys and put on your lips

What?

You saying you cut holes in the magazine pussys and banged them?

what?

**Cuse0323** · 12-10-16, 01:59 AM

I don't mind staying home, but no good escorts around here. Rather pay for it, than work for it and pay anyway.

**jjgold** · 12-10-16, 06:33 AM

Under the covers now with three penthouse magazines looking with a flashlight so my uncle didn't see anything

**El Nino** · 12-10-16, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Under the covers now with three penthouse magazines looking with a flashlight so my uncle didn't see anything

**jjgold** · 12-10-16, 07:09 AM

**HAPPY BOY** · 12-10-16, 07:19 AM

LMFAO....classic Webber

**slayer14** · 12-10-16, 07:44 AM

I use to collect the tokens in these magazines to get some free softcore dvds at the adult store

**daneblazer** · 12-10-16, 07:54 AM

How about looking at the scrambled porn channels when you were a kid hoping you'd see a tit

**grease lightnin** · 12-10-16, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by daneblazer

How about looking at the scrambled porn channels when you were a kid hoping you'd see a tit

Yeah... or going frame by frame with a VCR on nude scenes in PG-13 movies...

**BrickJames** · 12-10-16, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by daneblazer

How about looking at the scrambled porn channels when you were a kid hoping you'd see a tit

I used to watch them just for the noises. When your 12 years old even just hearing a girl moan is enough to get you off

**jjgold** · 12-10-16, 10:29 AM

something about mags gets me harder than online porn

I can get up to 2.7 inches with mags and maybe 2.3 pornhub

**Da Manster!** · 12-10-16, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

I don't mind staying home, but no good escorts around here. Rather pay for it, than work for it and pay anyway.

**triplecrown333** · 12-10-16, 11:03 AM

glad i am normal, i did all those shit growing up...