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  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #36
    Has Dave learned how to gamble yet? I know he is a novice and has no clue what he is doing, just curious if he has learned. If you listen to Monkeyfocker, Durtito, DonJuan, you will be ok. They are the sharpest on the board by far!
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    • mathdotcom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #37
      A true sharp wouldn't bother with the fukkheads on this board. (They just want to pretend they're sharp by saying 'Kelly' in every second thread). Same reasoning why we laugh at touts.
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      • Nicky Santoro
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-08-08
        • 16103

        #38
        Originally posted by mathdotcom
        A true sharp wouldn't bother with the fukkheads on this board. (They just want to pretend they're sharp by saying 'Kelly' in every second thread). Same reasoning why we laugh at touts.
        thanks for saving me the time to post that.. it's exactly what i wanted to say.

        flyer, if you think monkey and durito are sharp, then you dont have a clue about what sharp is. those 2 are the most clueless fukks i have seen in quite some time. they like to pretend their sharp, but have no clue.. flyer, you have a very bad sense of judgement, sorry man.. you could not have picked 2 dumber guys..
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        • MonkeyF0cker
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-12-07
          • 12144

          #39
          If Nicky calls you clueless, you know you're doing something right.
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          • MonkeyF0cker
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-12-07
            • 12144

            #40
            Originally posted by mathdotcom
            A true sharp wouldn't bother with the fukkheads on this board. (They just want to pretend they're sharp by saying 'Kelly' in every second thread). Same reasoning why we laugh at touts.
            What does a true sharp do in his free time then? Do you know each and every "true sharp?" So Ganch and Justin aren't sharps either? That's about as absurd as saying that you should never lay -700 on a women's tennis match. There is so much ignorance on this board it's incredible. We're the ones laughing. Trust me.
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            • mathdotcom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-24-08
              • 11689

              #41
              Wow, he just called Justin sharp.

              Case closed.
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              • frostno98
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-11-07
                • 9769

                #42
                In Nicky Sautauro we trust
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                • reno cool
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-02-08
                  • 3567

                  #43
                  Think tank is basically a ghost town (as in empty) with an occasional Kelly or computer problem.

                  Monkey I feel is a good poster who tries to answer questions about what he knows. Although, he doesn't appreciate or understand the stylistic aspect of Nicky and maybe some others. So lately he seems to spend too much time antagonizing.
                  bird bird da bird's da word
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                  • MonkeyF0cker
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-12-07
                    • 12144

                    #44
                    Stylistic aspect? Huh?

                    I'm in the middle of working on a huge transition in one of my models so all I do is sit at the computer all day. There isn't much else to do but rip on the idiocy contained on this board while I'm compiling and testing.
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                    • MonkeyF0cker
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-12-07
                      • 12144

                      #45
                      Originally posted by mathdotcom
                      Wow, he just called Justin sharp.

                      Case closed.
                      You're right. A guy who states that nobody should ever lay -700 is a good judge of sharpness.
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                      • donjuan
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-29-07
                        • 3993

                        #46
                        Why are you so riled by people correcting misinformation OTW?
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                        • Tsoprano
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 04-14-08
                          • 26374

                          #47
                          Nicky damage:

                          5dimes: 20k
                          Bookmaker: Over 84k
                          Cris: 19k

                          Obviously the guy is doing something right, who knows what else he did to other shops.
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                          • MonkeyF0cker
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-12-07
                            • 12144

                            #48
                            He plays steam moves, TSop. Any moron can beat books doing that. Sadly, most of the posters here aren't even smart enough to do that. Real sharps either beat the steam, initiate the steam, or disguise steam plays.
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                            • Tsoprano
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 04-14-08
                              • 26374

                              #49
                              Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                              He plays steam moves, TSop. Any moron can beat books doing that. Sadly, most of the posters here aren't even smart enough to do that. Real sharps either beat the steam, initiate the steam, or disguise steam plays.
                              How much have you beaten those books out of?
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                              • reno cool
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-02-08
                                • 3567

                                #50
                                Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                Stylistic aspect? Huh?

                                I'm in the middle of working on a huge transition in one of my models so all I do is sit at the computer all day. There isn't much else to do but rip on the idiocy contained on this board while I'm compiling and testing.
                                Nicky plays around with a lot of old time gambling jive. It's hard to say where he's really coming from or when he's serious. You take him so literally and get pissed. It's kind of funny actually.

                                But, I understand that you don't like to see what appears to be misinformation being spread around.
                                bird bird da bird's da word
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                                • RogueJuror
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-08-08
                                  • 10010

                                  #51
                                  What are you talking about onner? All this guys are great.

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                                  • wtf
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-22-08
                                    • 12983

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                    How much have you beaten those books out of?

                                    answer his question monkeyhomo

                                    you wont

                                    cause nicky is the man

                                    you are looking for the best 2.95 prime rib special in old vegas all day
                                    u fukin dork
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                                    • MonkeyF0cker
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-12-07
                                      • 12144

                                      #53
                                      I have better things to do than get in a dick measuring contest here. I've done quite fine. I don't play at offshore books anymore outside of Matchbook and haven't needed a job since 2001, if that's any indication. There are more than a few reasons I moved to Vegas. I'll leave it at that. All of this has absolutely nothing to do with the misinformation and ignorant statements that Nicky makes with regards to gaming theory. Those are the things that rile me. I really don't care if he's had success or not. In fact, I hope he has.

                                      And wtf, get off my nuts. I have a lot hotter bitches than you for that.
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                                      • durito
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-03-06
                                        • 13173

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by flyingillini
                                        I was there in 2004 and then again in 2007. I want to come back again, when I plan my trip, I will send you a pm. You know all the key locations down there? I am going to try to come solo without my girlfriend this time. I cannot wait to get back there!
                                        Cool. Definitely PM me, I'll tell you tons of great stuff to do/places to visit.
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                                        • durito
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 07-03-06
                                          • 13173

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                          Nicky damage:

                                          5dimes: 20k
                                          Bookmaker: Over 84k
                                          Cris: 19k

                                          Obviously the guy is doing something right, who knows what else he did to other shops.
                                          Is that just this year so far?
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                                          • mathdotcom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-08
                                            • 11689

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                            I have better things to do than get in a dick measuring contest here. I've done quite fine. I don't play at offshore books anymore outside of Matchbook and haven't needed a job since 2001, if that's any indication.

                                            Apparently not.

                                            And the only steam you initiate is the hot air coming out your mouth.
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                                            • Deuce
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-12-08
                                              • 29843

                                              #57
                                              I am here to put posters egos in check and to collect my paycheck JJGold sends me on the 1st of every month for being his body guard.
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                                              • MonkeyF0cker
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-12-07
                                                • 12144

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by mathdotcom

                                                Apparently not.

                                                And the only steam you initiate is the hot air coming out your mouth.
                                                Morons like you occupy my time when I'm bored in a book or at the poker table. Right now, it's while I'm coding a revised model. What you or anyone else says or thinks about me doesn't mean shit to me. I have better fukkin things to do than to attempt to garner your respect or the respect of 99.9% of the idiots like you on SBR. Your opinion means jack shit. Remember that.
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                                                • mathdotcom
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-24-08
                                                  • 11689

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                                  Morons like you occupy my time when I'm bored in a book or at the poker table. Right now, it's while I'm coding a revised model. What you or anyone else says or thinks about me doesn't mean shit to me. I have better fukkin things to do than to attempt to garner your respect or the respect of 99.9% of the idiots like you on SBR. Your opinion means jack shit. Remember that.
                                                  I wonder how many of your 5500 posts were actually attempts to do exactly that.

                                                  Good luck with your revised model. Wait... why does it need revising?
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