Has Dave learned how to gamble yet? I know he is a novice and has no clue what he is doing, just curious if he has learned. If you listen to Monkeyfocker, Durtito, DonJuan, you will be ok. They are the sharpest on the board by far!
Why do Donjuan, Tacomax, Durito, Monkeyfocker, etc. post here?
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flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
- 12-06-06
- 41222
#36המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
- 03-24-08
- 11689
#37A true sharp wouldn't bother with the fukkheads on this board. (They just want to pretend they're sharp by saying 'Kelly' in every second thread). Same reasoning why we laugh at touts.Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
- 04-08-08
- 16103
#38thanks for saving me the time to post that.. it's exactly what i wanted to say.Originally posted by mathdotcomA true sharp wouldn't bother with the fukkheads on this board. (They just want to pretend they're sharp by saying 'Kelly' in every second thread). Same reasoning why we laugh at touts.
flyer, if you think monkey and durito are sharp, then you dont have a clue about what sharp is. those 2 are the most clueless fukks i have seen in quite some time. they like to pretend their sharp, but have no clue.. flyer, you have a very bad sense of judgement, sorry man.. you could not have picked 2 dumber guys..Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
- 12144
#39If Nicky calls you clueless, you know you're doing something right.Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
- 12144
#40What does a true sharp do in his free time then? Do you know each and every "true sharp?" So Ganch and Justin aren't sharps either? That's about as absurd as saying that you should never lay -700 on a women's tennis match. There is so much ignorance on this board it's incredible. We're the ones laughing. Trust me.Originally posted by mathdotcomA true sharp wouldn't bother with the fukkheads on this board. (They just want to pretend they're sharp by saying 'Kelly' in every second thread). Same reasoning why we laugh at touts.Comment -
mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
- 03-24-08
- 11689
#41Wow, he just called Justin sharp.
Case closed.Comment -
frostno98SBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-07
- 9769
#42In Nicky Sautauro we trust
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reno coolSBR MVP
- 07-02-08
- 3567
#43Think tank is basically a ghost town (as in empty) with an occasional Kelly or computer problem.
Monkey I feel is a good poster who tries to answer questions about what he knows. Although, he doesn't appreciate or understand the stylistic aspect of Nicky and maybe some others. So lately he seems to spend too much time antagonizing.bird bird da bird's da wordComment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
- 12144
#44Stylistic aspect? Huh?
I'm in the middle of working on a huge transition in one of my models so all I do is sit at the computer all day. There isn't much else to do but rip on the idiocy contained on this board while I'm compiling and testing.Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
- 12144
#45You're right. A guy who states that nobody should ever lay -700 is a good judge of sharpness.Originally posted by mathdotcomWow, he just called Justin sharp.
Case closed.Comment -
donjuanSBR MVP
- 08-29-07
- 3993
#46Why are you so riled by people correcting misinformation OTW?Comment -
TsopranoBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-14-08
- 26374
#47Nicky damage:
5dimes: 20k
Bookmaker: Over 84k
Cris: 19k
Obviously the guy is doing something right, who knows what else he did to other shops.Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
- 12144
#48He plays steam moves, TSop. Any moron can beat books doing that. Sadly, most of the posters here aren't even smart enough to do that. Real sharps either beat the steam, initiate the steam, or disguise steam plays.Comment -
TsopranoBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-14-08
- 26374
#49How much have you beaten those books out of?Originally posted by MonkeyF0ckerHe plays steam moves, TSop. Any moron can beat books doing that. Sadly, most of the posters here aren't even smart enough to do that. Real sharps either beat the steam, initiate the steam, or disguise steam plays.Comment -
reno coolSBR MVP
- 07-02-08
- 3567
#50Nicky plays around with a lot of old time gambling jive. It's hard to say where he's really coming from or when he's serious. You take him so literally and get pissed. It's kind of funny actually.Originally posted by MonkeyF0ckerStylistic aspect? Huh?
I'm in the middle of working on a huge transition in one of my models so all I do is sit at the computer all day. There isn't much else to do but rip on the idiocy contained on this board while I'm compiling and testing.
But, I understand that you don't like to see what appears to be misinformation being spread around.bird bird da bird's da wordComment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
- 08-22-08
- 12983
#52Originally posted by TsopranoHow much have you beaten those books out of?
answer his question monkeyhomo
you wont
cause nicky is the man
you are looking for the best 2.95 prime rib special in old vegas all day
u fukin dorkComment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
- 12144
#53I have better things to do than get in a dick measuring contest here. I've done quite fine. I don't play at offshore books anymore outside of Matchbook and haven't needed a job since 2001, if that's any indication. There are more than a few reasons I moved to Vegas. I'll leave it at that. All of this has absolutely nothing to do with the misinformation and ignorant statements that Nicky makes with regards to gaming theory. Those are the things that rile me. I really don't care if he's had success or not. In fact, I hope he has.
And wtf, get off my nuts. I have a lot hotter bitches than you for that.Comment -
duritoSBR Posting Legend- 07-03-06
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#54Cool. Definitely PM me, I'll tell you tons of great stuff to do/places to visit.Originally posted by flyingilliniI was there in 2004 and then again in 2007. I want to come back again, when I plan my trip, I will send you a pm. You know all the key locations down there? I am going to try to come solo without my girlfriend this time. I cannot wait to get back there!Comment -
duritoSBR Posting Legend- 07-03-06
- 13173
#55Is that just this year so far?Originally posted by TsopranoNicky damage:
5dimes: 20k
Bookmaker: Over 84k
Cris: 19k
Obviously the guy is doing something right, who knows what else he did to other shops.Comment -
mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
- 03-24-08
- 11689
#56Originally posted by MonkeyF0ckerI have better things to do than get in a dick measuring contest here. I've done quite fine. I don't play at offshore books anymore outside of Matchbook and haven't needed a job since 2001, if that's any indication.
Apparently not.
And the only steam you initiate is the hot air coming out your mouth.Comment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
- 29843
#57I am here to put posters egos in check and to collect my paycheck JJGold sends me on the 1st of every month for being his body guard.Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
- 12144
#58Morons like you occupy my time when I'm bored in a book or at the poker table. Right now, it's while I'm coding a revised model. What you or anyone else says or thinks about me doesn't mean shit to me. I have better fukkin things to do than to attempt to garner your respect or the respect of 99.9% of the idiots like you on SBR. Your opinion means jack shit. Remember that.Originally posted by mathdotcom
Apparently not.
And the only steam you initiate is the hot air coming out your mouth.Comment -
mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
- 03-24-08
- 11689
#59I wonder how many of your 5500 posts were actually attempts to do exactly that.Originally posted by MonkeyF0ckerMorons like you occupy my time when I'm bored in a book or at the poker table. Right now, it's while I'm coding a revised model. What you or anyone else says or thinks about me doesn't mean shit to me. I have better fukkin things to do than to attempt to garner your respect or the respect of 99.9% of the idiots like you on SBR. Your opinion means jack shit. Remember that.
Good luck with your revised model. Wait... why does it need revising?Comment
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