Cows - did you know?

[betplom]

Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day
to fill 400 1 litre bottles.

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The average weight of a mature bull is 900 pounds.

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Bulls are color blind.

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There are more beef cattle in Alberta than human beings with a human population estimated at just over 3 million and a beef cattle population of more than 5.5 million.

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This is another type of Alberta beef, I know RogueScholar, Onthewhat and 5teamer prefer this to steak.

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Plommer is only interested in this type of Alberta beef:

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The cows at the Dairy Cattle and Research Center in Lansing yield an average of 80 pounds of milk per cow per day.

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Prime rib

A standing rib roast is a cut of beef from the rib section, which is one of the eight primal cuts of beef.

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A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose.

[Chi_archie]

good stuff

how many stomachs do they have?

I want to be the first human to have stomach transplants... to ADD 2 stomach's to my body, so i can eat all the foods in the Vegas Dave bacon cheeseburger stuffed pizza thread

[pavyracer]

Put some pictures of Rocky Mountain Oysters plommer.

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Put some pictures of Rocky Mountain Oysters plommer.

You mean "Prairie Oysters"

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More Prairie Oysters:

[Mudcat]

I don't know how people are vegetarians. I respect it but I love meat SOOOO much.

I once figured out how long it takes me to eat an entire cow. Approximately 3 days.

[betplom]

Again, more Prairie Oysters for Pavy.

[smitch124]

The bastards do NOT like to be tipped over while they are sleeping, believe me.

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Cow tipping:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=283769

[smitch124]

gotta be careful with those tall bitches...

[betplom]

In the USA Wisconsin has the most dairy cows, Texas the most beef cows.

[HAPPY BOY]

Man, someone should come up with a filtered cow but plug $$$$$

[pico]

i got a great idea, cow butt plug ballloons. you can sell methane gas a s money

[betplom]

Twelve or more cows is called a flink.

[sickler]

Did you know that chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?

[RogueScholar]

This is another type of Alberta beef, I know RogueScholar, Onthewhat and 5teamer prefer this to steak.

My man Plommer knows me all too well. That man is the best hunk of beef I've seen in a looooooong time.

[smitch124]

Did you know that chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?

Liar!!!

[losturmarbles]

good thing american cows only give off non-harmful methane gas

fuk you kyoto whipped countries

[pavyracer]

Did you know they squeeze the testacles of a bull with a rope in rodeo to make him mad and start kicking his legs?

[sickler]

Liar!!!

Since your 5 yr old hijacked your handle, I'll be a typical meanie and show the secret.





Next is proof that Santa doesn't exist...

[smitch124]

now that you mentioned it, those brown cows always did have shifty eyes.

Don't worry I never believed that fat guy got down the chimney, I know the tooth fairy delivers the xmas gifts

[RogueJuror]

glad this are back

[Mudcat]

It is a little-known fact that most cows can run at over 100 mph but they just don't feel like it.

[betplom]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/182564-ex-bull-gets-1-year-marijuana-possession.html