Going to rob a bank in Newark today

[mathdotcom]

Going to go up to teller, open my jacket slightly so she can see a set of explosives, and tell her I will blow the bank if she doesn't get me $500 from the machine. Basically the explosives will be a bunch of carrots painted red, and taped together with a sign on it that says "TNT".

How can this not work? Any dumb broad working at a bank will fall for it. Only worry is she will go hysterical and I will have to take hostages.

-mathdotcom

[MonkeyF0cker]

I think you've been watching too many Road Runner episodes again...

[TheLock]

Dear mathdotcom,

We're so glad we finally get to meet you after all these years. Looking forward to it.

Regards,

The FBI

[Madetowin]

is a big black dick real worth $500 dollars ??????

[BatemanPatrickl]

What a stupid thing to post. I do not care if you are joking or not, you are begging for trouble.

[mathdotcom]

Madetowin,

I will turn that $500 into $500k once I deposit it at the greek

[Flyers09]

Going to go up to teller, open my jacket slightly so she can see a set of explosives, and tell her I will blow the bank if she doesn't get me $500 from the machine. Basically the explosives will be a bunch of carrots painted red, and taped together with a sign on it that says "TNT".

How can this not work? Any dumb broad working at a bank will fall for it. Only worry is she will go hysterical and I will have to take hostages.

-mathdotcom

Newark As in Delaware?

[Emily_Haines]

Chess picks not going so good lately?

[tomcarter]

is a big black dick real worth $500 dollars ??????

LOL

[tomcarter]

Chess picks not going so good lately?

LOL again.this thread had some hilarious responses but if were a mod I would seriously take a look into warning about these type of postings. pretty dumb to allow a guy to post about holding up a bank,serious or not

[Tsoprano]

!!

[flyingillini]

Very dumb to post the authorities are already reading this board due to another issue. Not good Mathy!

[Tsoprano]

Obviously he is joking

[Flyers09]

So as in newark delaware?

[flyingillini]

Obviously he is joking

Of course he is joking. I was told to be very careful about the content of posts. If you think the authorities don't read SBR think again.

[DwightShrute]

Say hi to OJ for me

[Tsoprano]

Of course he is joking. I was told to be very careful about the content of posts. If you think the authorities don't read SBR think again.

They must get headaches reading through SBR

Endless stories and shtick make finding reality a very big obstacle here.

[flyingillini]

They must get headaches reading through SBR

Endless stories and shtick make finding reality a very big obstacle here.

I completely agree but if it's your job to be finding out info on a website it's probably amusing to them.

[wtf]

a clever and ingenious plan

should work

go for it

[mathdotcom]

lol
I am sure the authorities are very concerned about sbr given there are 1000s of neo-nazi/KKK/etc. forums

Anyways, no need for me to leave the house today. Found a few c-notes in a sock.

[flyingillini]

Jesus Christ has blessed Mathy today.

[wtf]

Jesus Christ has blessed Mathy today.

no it was moses

or whoever you jews pray too

[Slim]

Going to go up to teller, open my jacket slightly so she can see a set of explosives, and tell her I will blow the bank if she doesn't get me $500 from the machine. Basically the explosives will be a bunch of carrots painted red, and taped together with a sign on it that says "TNT".

How can this not work? Any dumb broad working at a bank will fall for it. Only worry is she will go hysterical and I will have to take hostages.

-mathdotcom

I started laughing when he said a bunch of carrots painted red.

[Tsoprano]

I started laughing when he said a bunch of carrots painted red.

Same, lol "with a sign on it that says TNT"

[capitalist pig]

What a stupid thing to post. I do not care if you are joking or not, you are begging for trouble.

Yup, it never ceases to amaze me at some of the felonies people admit to on this board. Just the original post alone will/may get you mandatory federal jail time, joking or not.

later

[pavyracer]

Yup, it never ceases to amaze me at some of the felonies people admit to on this board. Just the original post alone will/may get you mandatory federal jail time, joking or not.

later

What's even more amazing is a thread like this is not in the private zone. SBR will be the ones getting sought by FBI for not acting to prevent this felony.

[BobHarvey]

What a stupid thing to post. I do not care if you are joking or not, you are begging for trouble.

Agreed. There's bringing attention to yourself and then there's being beyond stupid. Yoi might want to consider a less threatening brand of humour.

[mathdotcom]

I officially rescind this thread, and all its claims therein. I apologize to the Newark Bankers Association, especially, for the undue stress I have caused them.

Oh wait, I don't even live in the States.

[bettilimbroke999]

Chess picks not going so good lately?

Karpov blew a layup checkmate and cost me 2 dimes

[mathdotcom]

Where did you get 2 dime limits on chess betting???

I need your bookie

[bettilimbroke999]

20 accounts at pinny

[mathdotcom]

lol you must have been laying -1500 by the end of it

[bettilimbroke999]

Yep I felt it was a lock

[mathdotcom]

Only money I'd put on Karpov nowadays is that he's shitfaced and sweating like a stuck pig

[bettilimbroke999]

lol yea he prolly sucks now that was just the first name came to mind when i thought chess him and Kasparov