I want to see an NBA version of Jeopardy!

[bettilimbroke999]

I want to see Delonte West, JR Smith, Flip Murray, Ben Wallace, etc etc etc etc etc etc (pretty much etcs for everyone in the league except maybe Steve Nash)

It would turn out like one of those SNL Jeopardy parodies, no fukin way could any of those guys finish above 0

Murray just shot a 3 over 2 defenders from the other side of the court WITH 4 SECS LEFT ON THE CLOCK , he didn't even think to pass it to his teammate running beside him or at least wait til he was on his own side of the court, hell it was rebounded with 2 secs left

[MilfDriller]

Final Score: $0, $0, $0

Result: A fight would break out

Final End Result: Obama or affirmative action would step in and award one of them a winner.. taking the winning answers or winning prize money from a white man and giving it to a black man

[MilfDriller]

One of the highlights from the show:

Alex: Guys, you need to put your answers in the form of a question.

NBA guys all at the same time reply: (YELLING) SHEET MUTHAFOCKA.... WE BE DOIN' DAT SHIT DA WHOLE TIME... I BE BEEN AXING YOU QUESTIONS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!

Alex: Okay, okay.. I'm sorry. PLease don't take my wallet or hurt me. You can have my daughter, too. Oh dear God....dear God

[MilfDriller]

Then Alex gets gang-raped by 3 NBA players prison style... and they eat his flesh raw.

Thus concludes Alex Trabec's 70 pompous years on Earth.

[Brock Landers]

[bettilimbroke999]

[MilfDriller]

Just the facts, fellas. Just the facts.

[Tsoprano]

Would be epic!