Wow I made it. A whole day on forced vacation from SBR. And I must say I got much accomplished. I went to Tampa Bay Downs and played poker all day long. It was a blast.
First I'd like to give a shout out to Justin7 for answering my email last night
. World's greatest capper (?) and not a social skill bone in his body. Oh well.
So I went to the track and bet a game at Miami Jai Alai before poker. I had 5 teams of 8 in some shape or form and had a combined 2 points when the game ended. Not good. I blame Happy Boy.
So I play a multi table tourney...didn't do so great. I texted MonkeyFocker to let him know I was getting whooped at poker. He said to pretend everyone at the table was Brock Landers. I thought that was a low blow, but I tried it. I immediately went on a run. Then I lost again. Brock Landers always wins in the end
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At one point there was a kid at my table who looked JUST like Kris Allen from American Idol. I was a mess...should I mention it? I know how some people here want to kill me for talking about that show, but I didn't care. So I told him. And the entire table laughed at me and called me a queer. I looked around at the table, and oddly enough, I felt like I made it at that point in life. When these hillbillies call me queer, I'm all good.
I'd fukk him
So I played poker for about about 11 hours straight. It was tons o'fun. Here I am doing my best Popeye impersonation. The staff said I couldn't take a picture in the poker room, but I took it on my way out. I'm a real rebel.
Oh man true story..I saw the adult version of RyanSpeer there. I wanted to take a picture with him so bad but I was afraid of him. Guy was awesome. I love me some Ryan Speer.
So anyways....all in all a good day. Life does not end when you're away from SBR. Oh man I almost forgot...on my way out...
As I'm getting in the elevator............
OMG..............................
THIS HAPPENED!!
Unreal.
First I'd like to give a shout out to Justin7 for answering my email last night
. World's greatest capper (?) and not a social skill bone in his body. Oh well. So I went to the track and bet a game at Miami Jai Alai before poker. I had 5 teams of 8 in some shape or form and had a combined 2 points when the game ended. Not good. I blame Happy Boy.
So I play a multi table tourney...didn't do so great. I texted MonkeyFocker to let him know I was getting whooped at poker. He said to pretend everyone at the table was Brock Landers. I thought that was a low blow, but I tried it. I immediately went on a run. Then I lost again. Brock Landers always wins in the end
.At one point there was a kid at my table who looked JUST like Kris Allen from American Idol. I was a mess...should I mention it? I know how some people here want to kill me for talking about that show, but I didn't care. So I told him. And the entire table laughed at me and called me a queer. I looked around at the table, and oddly enough, I felt like I made it at that point in life. When these hillbillies call me queer, I'm all good.
I'd fukk him
So I played poker for about about 11 hours straight. It was tons o'fun. Here I am doing my best Popeye impersonation. The staff said I couldn't take a picture in the poker room, but I took it on my way out. I'm a real rebel.
Oh man true story..I saw the adult version of RyanSpeer there. I wanted to take a picture with him so bad but I was afraid of him. Guy was awesome. I love me some Ryan Speer.
So anyways....all in all a good day. Life does not end when you're away from SBR. Oh man I almost forgot...on my way out...
As I'm getting in the elevator............
OMG..............................
THIS HAPPENED!!
Unreal.
