I just got attacked by a fuking Killdeer!!!

[robzilla]

So I'm mowing the lawn and I see this bird rolling around like its hurt. I go over to give him some bird seed, and the mother ****er tries to peck my eyes out. I was tempted to go in the house, grab a knife and stab his bitch ass to death.

Hey Mr. Killdeer, go fuk urself pal!

[Tsoprano]

Dammm yo, beat them nature things down

[pavyracer]

I have never met a college student that mows his own lawn. How can you afford a mower being laid off and in college?

[robzilla]

dude i have my own house, car and lawn mower. Dont ask, that's just how it is.

[smitch124]

Rob, its just not your week. Better luck buddy

[SBR_John]

Haha yea sane thjing happened to me. I was helping a baby mockingbird out of the street when pyscho mom dive bombs the side of my head.

[tomcarter]

frightening stuff. hang in there robzilla that aint right what that bird did to you

it just aint right

[pavyracer]

dude i have my own house, car and lawn mower. Dont ask, that's just how it is.

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