Suggested skill-testing question before forum membership is approved

[mathdotcom]

Only those scoring at least 7/10 on the following quiz should be admitted:

1) What do you estimate the IQ to be of someone who thinks it is funny/clever to say "DO WORK, OD KROW"?
a) IQ > 130
b) 100 < IQ < 130
c) 75 < IQ < 100
d) 25 < IQ < 75
e) IQ < 25

2) What is a stiff?
a) An erection
b) Richkas
c) Someone who does not pay what he owes
d) Same thing as "stuff"
e) "b" and "c"

3) How many political posts do you intend to make each day?
a) Less than 3
b) More than 3
c) More than 50

4) Which fits best your view of martingale systems?
a) Generally a good idea because you will win more often than you lose
b) Always a good idea if you can afford to double your original bet 5 times
c) Anyone attempting it does not have a high school education
d) I don't know what a martingale system is

5) What is a distribution?
a) The elastic band around Vegas Dave's pants, because it distributes his weight
b) When you take back a tribute you made to someone
c) Something to do with statistics
d) The opposite of a contribution
e) None of the above

6) What does EV stand for?
a) I'm not sure, but it's positive when you fade CrazyL
b) Expected Value
c) Even Vegasdave wouldn't eat that (eg. EV isn't that fat)
d) Empty Wallet
e) "a" and "b"
f) None of the above

7) What festive dinner was jj kicked out of?
a) Easter
b) Christmas
c) Mother's Day
d) Thanksgiving

8) Why does jj no longer make videos from the office location?
a) Some fukkhead started showing up early to work so he couldn't be alone
b) His janitorial contract was terminated due to theft of equipment
c) He is under house arrest
d) They installed new lights that make his bald head too shiny

9) How does jj reward the youngsters for checking lines for him, sending messages to bookmakers, asking everyone to see who they like in tonight's game, and retrieving italian sandwiches?
a) Cash
b) He doesn't, he is a stiff
c) Bazooka Joe gum
d) Gambling tips
e) Let's them try his rug on

10) Which one of the following names is not one of jjgold's identities?
a) Mario Dolbin
b) Joey Slats
c) Mike Corbin
d) Hank Webber
e) Only (a) and (b)
f) Only (c) and (d)
g) None of the above

[betplom]

LOL, funny stuff.

You are using your time off for a good purpose.

[SamsNCharge99]

1. C
2. C
3. A
4. D
5. C
6. B
7. A
8. A
9. D
10. G

[mathdotcom]

Sammy is 1/10

Only #3 was a desirable answer.

[mathdotcom]

Sorry, 3/10.

[AgainstAllOdds]

LOL pretty solid


Although I have no clue what the answers are to 7,8,9

[AgainstAllOdds]

is number 7 thanksgiving?

[mathdotcom]

Do some research pal

Aren't you in college????

[pavyracer]

1. d
2. b
3. a
4. c
5. e
6. a
7. d
8. b
9. d
10. g

[mathdotcom]

pavy not bad but i am disappointed in you

[yisman]

A+ thread.

1) What do you estimate the IQ to be of someone who thinks it is funny/clever to say "DO WORK, OD KROW"?
c) 75 < IQ < 100 [Chances are the person is unintelligent, but not actually mentally retarded. Sub-75 would fall into the "mentally retarded" range]

2) What is a stiff?
e) "b" and "c"

3) How many political posts do you intend to make each day?
a) Less than 3

4) Which fits best your view of martingale systems?
d) I don't know what a martingale system is

5) What is a distribution?
c) Something to do with statistics

6) What does EV stand for?
b) Expected Value

7) What festive dinner was jj kicked out of?
d) Thanksgiving

8) Why does jj no longer make videos from the office location?
c) He is under house arrest

9) How does jj reward the youngsters for checking lines for him, sending messages to bookmakers, asking everyone to see who they like in tonight's game, and retrieving italian sandwiches?
e) Let's them try his rug on

10) Which one of the following names is not one of jjgold's identities?
g) None of the above

[mathdotcom]

5/10 Yis

[yisman]

I think you're giving 1 and 5 as wrong. Sub-75 means the person is mentally retarded and you know that isn't quite true.

5 could be none of the above, but the closest of the four choices is the statistics one.

The jj questions are too hard. You can't expect people to be experts on jj trivia. People are way too obsessed with jj.

The way he rewards people typically involves sexual liasions with minors. I never heard about what dinner he was booted from.

[mathdotcom]

Yis, you are onto something with the "sub-75" IQ comment. Your #5 is correct.

if you don't know the jj questions you need to study harder

[Brock Landers]

1) What do you estimate the IQ to be of someone who thinks it is funny/clever to say "DO WORK, OD KROW"?
C
2) What is a stiff?
C
3) How many political posts do you intend to make each day?
A
4) Which fits best your view of martingale systems?
C
5) What is a distribution?
E
6) What does EV stand for?
E
7) What festive dinner was jj kicked out of?
D
8) Why does jj no longer make videos from the office location?
A
9) How does jj reward the youngsters for checking lines for him, sending messages to bookmakers, asking everyone to see who they like in tonight's game, and retrieving italian sandwiches?
D
10) Which one of the following names is not one of jjgold's identities?
A

Good Stuff Mathy

[mathdotcom]

2/10 Brock

[Brock Landers]

2/10 Brock

i know the thanksgiving answer is right, seems most of the others are pretty much up for debate

[mathdotcom]

other correct answer was re: martingale

you were close on the stiff

admittedly sammy's IQ is up for debate, but not in my mind

[yisman]

ok, I'll try a second time.

1) What do you estimate the IQ to be of someone who thinks it is funny/clever to say "DO WORK, OD KROW"?
d) 25 < IQ < 75

2) What is a stiff?
e) "b" and "c"

3) How many political posts do you intend to make each day?
c) More than 50

4) Which fits best your view of martingale systems?
c) Anyone attempting it does not have a high school education

5) What is a distribution?
c) Something to do with statistics

6) What does EV stand for?
b) Expected Value

7) What festive dinner was jj kicked out of?
d) Thanksgiving

8) Why does jj no longer make videos from the office location?
c) He is under house arrest

9) How does jj reward the youngsters for checking lines for him, sending messages to bookmakers, asking everyone to see who they like in tonight's game, and retrieving italian sandwiches?
b) He doesn't, he is a stiff

10) Which one of the following names is not one of jjgold's identities?
g) None of the above

[mathdotcom]

You changed one of your correct answers, but managed 7/10 if I am lenient on two of the answers.

I don't agree w/ #1 exactly and #6 could be improved.

[yisman]

All of those names have been used by jjgold at one time or another.

Also, I don't know if jj is still under house arrest, but he was at one point.

[mathdotcom]

Answer Key:

e,
e,
a,
c,
c,
e,
d,
b,
c,
g

[yisman]

edit, forget it.

[flyingillini]

Great thread

[yisman]

Hey, Brock got 3/10, not 2 of 10.

His E answer about CrazyL was right as well.

[mathdotcom]

correct yisman

i am a sloppy marker and also deduct at least 1 point if student is jewish

[VegasDave]

1) What do you estimate the IQ to be of someone who thinks it is funny/clever to say "DO WORK, OD KROW"?
d) 25 < IQ < 75

2) What is a stiff?
a) An erection

3) How many political posts do you intend to make each day?
a) Less than 3

4) Which fits best your view of martingale systems?
c) Anyone attempting it does not have a high school education

5) What is a distribution?
a) The elastic band around Vegas Dave's pants, because it distributes his weight

6) What does EV stand for?
c) Even Vegasdave wouldn't eat that (eg. EV isn't that fat)

7) What festive dinner was jj kicked out of?
d) Thanksgiving

8) Why does jj no longer make videos from the office location?
b) His janitorial contract was terminated due to theft of equipment

9) How does jj reward the youngsters for checking lines for him, sending messages to bookmakers, asking everyone to see who they like in tonight's game, and retrieving italian sandwiches?
c) Bazooka Joe gum

10) Which one of the following names is not one of jjgold's identities?
b) Joey Slats [leaving out a t]

[mathdotcom]

well done VD
impressive work on the jj trivia