What's the best way to deal with non-purchasable whores?

[MilfDriller]

Back in the game.

So here's my question. I love whores. And I'm not talking about non-purchasable whores; ie, you literally pay the beyotch cash and she drops her drawers. I'm talking about women are hot and are bitches... but are whores.

You know what I'm talking about. They don't listen, they're bitches, they play games, they don't respect anybody, they're cunts... How do you get these bitches to come running to smoke your sausage like it's a national emergency?

Yes, I know, I know. I've heard the 'treat em ruff and get the muff', but it is a delicate balance and must be masterfully applied.

So .. what's the best way to deal with non-purchasable whores?

[MilfDriller]

Also, not a multi-millionaire.... so you can drop the 'have 5 million and a convertible Mercedes' line.

Chime in.

[SlickFazzer]

there should be a book written on this fukkin topic.

[Casperwaits]

Okay, this is not a sure fire way to get the "high price whore" but it will give you an edge. Let's say she is at a bar. You bring a girl not quite as attractive but still hot to said bar. You leave the two girls alone so they can talk and sniff each other out. You instruct your girl pre-meeting that she is to hype you up subtly (no sexual overtones of your prowess or anything like that) but let it be known that you are to much of a party animal to settle down. When you come back from bathroom, you talk to bartender alone for a minute, smile in girls direction, walk back over with drinks in hand and ask if their was anything you missed. This segway will leave "high priced whore" curious, intrigued, and after a couple of drinks horny. This does work, as a bartender, I have seen and mastered the technique.

[MilfDriller]

Casper on the front lines. This is what I like to see.

However, let's take it out of the bar scene... b/c we won't always have that scenario.

There must be a fundamental way of dealing with these bitches/whores

[raydog]

really hard to imagine that your girl left you... boggles my mind

[pavyracer]

Biggest whores are MILF's. No need to waste money on whores. I get my MILF's at the park where they take the kids to baseball practice. We do it in the minivan.

[Matt Rain]

Biggest whores are MILF's. No need to waste money on whores. I get my MILF's at the park where they take the kids to baseball practice. We do it in the minivan.

[MilfDriller]

It was the other way around, Ray.

I would prefer the younger whores for maximum freshness.... plus, MILF's are a different category than the absolute bitch whores. It's just different. Even if she's a bitch whore and has a kid in tow. It's just not the same.

[SlickFazzer]

23-28 year olds who are horny and want to fukk.

[DwightShrute]

Biggest whores are MILF's. No need to waste money on whores. I get my MILF's at the park where they take the kids to baseball practice. We do it in the minivan.

oh my stomache

[smitch124]

George Costanza found that showing a picture of his hot ex-girlfriend (he got the picture from a picture frame he bought) to other hot girls and saying she was his ex-fiance worked wonders getting him "in" the the hot chick crowd.

[Casperwaits]

Pavy is in the heartland of MILFDOM. When I was living in Roswell, Georgia (where Pavy is close to) if you went to the Tennis complex of any housing cul de sack, you were sure to find a MILF looking for attention. Same with the bar scene. It was CRAZY!! The one thing I will say for Georgia, is that is has a lot of MILF's.

[pavyracer]

Pavy is in the heartland of MILFDOM. When I was living in Roswell, Georgia (where Pavy is close to) if you went to the Tennis complex of any housing cul de sack, you were sure to find a MILF looking for attention. Same with the bar scene. It was CRAZY!! The one thing I will say for Georgia, is that is has a lot of MILF's.

Mods please sticky this post.

[therber2]

So does anyone here have a prime age or an age where you would simply draw the line. I've heard the half your age plus seven formula, but then if you're a bit older you can't bang the barely legals. I think if anything comes out of this thread it should be a formula calculating the best way to bang the biggest whore possible.

[RealSlimShady]

I like the half my age plus seven formula....still allows me to bang girls in their prime!

[Casperwaits]

I am 34 and I can pass for 25. I will go no lower than 22 to have a fling with and I will go no lower than 25 to date seriously. As far as the other end of the spectrum, my last gfriend just turned 40 and she looks great for her age. I would say if she is maintaining, 45 would be my fling line and 40 would be my dating seriously line.

[reno cool]

So does anyone here have a prime age or an age where you would simply draw the line. I've heard the half your age plus seven formula, but then if you're a bit older you can't bang the barely legals. I think if anything comes out of this thread it should be a formula calculating the best way to bang the biggest whore possible.

I thought this was the aim of all threads. This belongs in the think tank.

[purecarnagge]

Biggest whores are MILF's. No need to waste money on whores. I get my MILF's at the park where they take the kids to baseball practice. We do it in the minivan.

Would be great if it was true!