My Phone List

[Casperwaits]

Who Called Me Last Night:
Teela
TSoprano
Santa Claus
Eva Mendes
Grady Little
Fabio


Who Didn't Call Me Last Night:
Bread
Chi-Archie
JJ
Rogue Scholar
Vegas Dave
Big John Stud
The members of Stryper
My Mom

I expect my phone to be ringing tonight guys. Don't disappoint

[Bread]

Sucks to be you nerd. Stryper called me. They were looking for a late night booty call, but I was just too tired.

[SamsNCharge99]

sorry Casper, don't have your number

[Mudcat]

How is Fabio anyway?

Ever since he had that high speed collision on a roller coaster with a goose-to-the-face, he hasn't seemed the same. I hear he sleepwalks to the bathroom every night trying to wash off the goose guts that won't go away. Hopefully the similarity to Lady MacBeth ends there and he doesn't start getting all murderous and whatnot.

[Casperwaits]

How is Fabio anyway?

Ever since he had that high speed collision on a roller coaster with a goose-to-the-face, he hasn't seemed the same. I hear he sleepwalks to the bathroom every night trying to wash off the goose guts that won't go away. Hopefully the similarity to Lady MacBeth ends there and he doesn't start getting all murderous and whatnot.

I could have sworn it was a duck....AFLAC!!!

[Shortstop]

My number is 1.800.EAT.SHIT

[Mudcat]

I could have sworn it was a duck....AFLAC!!!

You may be right. The important thing is he had some kind of waterfowl splattered all over his mug as he pulled into the roller-coaster finish line.

I'm cracking myself up here remembering the pics.

[VegasDave]

Casper I need your NUMBER to call you big guy! I'd rather be getting cozy with Eva Mendes than RogueScholar (no offense of course my friend, I'm sure you understand )