special AWARDS EDITION of the NEWS...

[raydog]

i figured i would change up the news this week and, in my very special way, present a few awards that you dont normally hear about.

nothing odd was goin on at my buddies till he went on a beer run for us...

WORST BEER DRINKING award goes to ROGUEJUROR (fukkin natty light rogie? really?)

as if power posting and being part of the loser of the month award show wasnt enough...

BEST JEWELRY ACCESSORIES go to none other than TSOPRANO

this next award goes to three of my buddies from SBRCHAT.com. the absolutely NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY award was a tie between...
AAO

ONTHEWHAT

FISHY


was obvious to me that THE HOFF wins...

the award for best ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST. wow


sbr WRESTLER OF THE MONTH goes to none other than...

SAMMY. thats okay sammy, you will win the next match buddy.

to my amazement, one of our very own was expecting to go early in the nfl draft...he didnt. hurdles at the combine fukked him over, so IWIN wins the award for...

BIGGEST FAILED ATHALEETE. he simply didnt make it (and yes i know it is misspelled)

hands down or should i say arms in, the MOST DISGUSTING DISPLAY OF PLEASURE award goes to...

ROBYN and TEELA for this ungodly act they had fun doing while at Willie Bees cookout at the farm

of all the sick fukks we have here, would you believe this award???

BIGGEST PERV award goes to none other than HAPPY BOY JR.

congrats to DAC and PICO for winning...

the SBR and OLAN MILLS MOST PHOTOGENIC cappers award

the BEST HIGH SCHOOL COACH ON THE PLANET award goes to...

JJ GOLD for his choice of field trip locations for the team.

[raydog]

this is beginning to be a habit with showing off her penis obsession but the BIGGEST SWEET TOOTH award belongs

to that freak BAD NINA. can you imagine what this chick has under her bed?

i tried to get an interview with MATHDOTCOM but the guy lives to post. anyways, congrats again to him for POTM of april.


MUDCATS huge crush on joey ramone got him in trouble with his woman but now he can add...

SBR SINGER/SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR to his awesome profile for the ladies

he is a newcomer here, but this guy is a bigger hockey fan that nicky...

FLYERS09 takes the title as HOCKEY HOMER WITH AN ATTITUDE award.

im not sure exactly how to label this award, but lets just say that BOBBY SANDALS DENTIST wins an award for his invention that saves anything that gets within 3 ft. of BOBBYS conversations.


this was a close one, but if 5TEAMER didnt win..

BIGGEST DRUNK at SBR, you would think this thing was rigged. (Bread was a close second)also 5TEAMER wins DRUNK INVENTOR for idea pictured

you know BATEMAN has to win something...

pat, is SBR INTERNET PSYCHO okay with you? if its not, i can change it pat. dont hurt me pat. ill give you the names of the voters before i go down for this one.


finally, the most FUKKED OVER POSTER IN SPORTS GAMBLING goes to our very own...

you stupid swine ball you turn me mad. you plan to steal from SHANTY pocket. boar piss snakes at books know SHANTY win contest and take his money and cancel his account. sbr no good they know i best capper behind 5starstiff and they no help me at any of snake stealing books. stupid soccer ball cheating me too

thats it for now guys.
its amazing how popular the awards ceremony has been


now i told this girl that i would award her with GAMER HOTTIE OF THE MONTH if she promised to show me some tricks..she looks ready

[diogee]

Love the news right before bed.

[The General]

[The General]

Can't help but LAUGH.

[Iwinyourmoney]

YES!!!

[unde0087]

well done raydog

[Iwinyourmoney]

I will never forget this award

[FreshCoast]

HAHA, that was awesome,

flyers cracked me up, but bobby topped it off,

[ijustwant2bpaid]

nice work ray..

[Chi_archie]

yes!!! nice work

[Bread]

Bobby's pic took the cake!

[RogueJuror]

pico and dac


muddy even has his cat mudcat in there

[RealSlimShady]

RogueJuror! What's with the 1st pic??

[BatemanPatrickl]

Ray ray that is classic although Casper will now run around telling me that is REALLY me.

[Mudcat]

I wanna be sedated.

[RogueScholar]

Ray, you have a gift! I love these threads.

[Teela]

I just hope that I'm the one wearing the plastic sleeve.

[Mudcat]

There is only one word for that bling. Handsome. That is some handsome bling.

[pico]

i like happy boy jr

[Nicky Santoro]

raymond,

i know you used to be at MW posting, but i dont know as who.. were you by any chance that poster named.. Mjulian... i swear he used to always make pics and say they were posters.. just exactly like this here..
are you him? you might very well be.. JJ knows mjulian too.. he was gifted in the pics of posters department.

[Casperwaits]

Excellent satirical post. We should collaborate sometime. Get VegasDave in the act. Maybe start a SBR version of the "Onion"

[raydog]

nicky, im rayray over at mw. i do remember that mjulian guy a little bit though. hes been there much longer than me. i think i got a few(ray) names over there cus i couldnt sign in one day for some reason and made another rayray name. i lurked for years and years. i thought that mjulian was an older guy?

[Mudcat]

I just hope that I'm the one wearing the plastic sleeve.

I'm trying to figure this one out. The one wearing the plastic sleeve is elbow-deep up a cow's fanny. I wouldn't have guessed that was something you hope for.

I mean, far be it from me to dictate where anyone should want their arm in relation to the inside of a cow but I'm just saying.

[raydog]

mudcat, these girls are into some kinky shit. i couldnt believe they were having so much fun and thats why they got the award. still not sure what they were up to, but after that, they werent allowed to help with the cookout cooking.

[Mudcat]

I wonder what's in there anyway. A lot of mooshy stuff, I'll bet. Possibly some contraband electronics.

[raydog]

I wonder what's in there anyway. A lot of mooshy stuff, I'll bet. Possibly some contraband electronics.

muddy, i think its the way they check to see if the cow is pregnant. not sure why they do it that way, but i remember seeing it somewhere

[BatemanPatrickl]

Rayray if it's a male cow does that make the cow gay?

[RogueJuror]

I wonder what's in there anyway. A lot of mooshy stuff, I'll bet. Possibly some contraband electronics.

Curiosity like that is how it starts, next thing you know you are deep into beastality, downloading from brazil and sedating dogs..

[Bread]

Maybe what Tella was saying was that she hoped to be the one wearing the glove (the fister) as opposed to being the cow (the fistee).

I dunno, maybe I'm wrong. But I'm pretty good at getting inside of women's heads (and pannies tooo!!)

[RogueJuror]

But I'm pretty good at getting inside of women's heads (and pannies tooo!!)

how about the anus?

[raydog]

who woulda thought the sbr news/awards would actually have some educational benefit

[Mudcat]

I've heard about that. The cow pregnancy test. You reach inside the cow with a little horn and if you hear a beep, beep you know there's a baby in there.

[AMBlai01]

Great work again Ray.....good job buddy!