Nicky I need some odds...

[5 star bomb]

Nicky im headed out for the night in about 20 min here.... Looking to get laid tonight, what are the odds on this? There will be lots of drinking, we are going to a party with 4 kegs so there will be lots of girls. I think I have a 75% chance... would like to hear yur odds

[pavyracer]

Your chances of getting laid will be 99% if you actually stay sober and pick the drunkest chick in the bar when you leave.

[Nicky Santoro]

i can't make accurate odds. i need to know how many will be there. how many guys.. how many girls.. how many will be single, or with their bf's.. tough to make odds.

but based on what i'm hearing.. a party with lots of single girls and tons of alcohol.

will you get laid TONIGHT?

NO -155
YES +135

_______

Will you get at least 1 phone number from a girl?

YES - 245
NO +205

[jjgold]

i can't make accurate odds. i need to know how many will be there. how many guys.. how many girls.. how many will be single, or with their bf's.. tough to make odds.

but based on what i'm hearing.. a party with lots of single girls and tons of alcohol.

will you get laid TONIGHT?

NO -155
YES +135

_______

Will you get at least 1 phone number from a girl?

YES - 245
NO +205

This guy is legendary with poster lines

[5 star bomb]

Alright me and my buddy are betting against each other. I am giving him +200 odds bc he doesnt have game like me. We are going off these odds that Nicky made for me. Im not sure how many are single, taken, etc Nicky but I know there will be a lot of people so im sure a decent amount will be single. We will probably hit an after hours spot also.... Time to spit some game tonight! I think im gonna lie and say I play baseball at Depaul. Lets do this!!

[Nicky Santoro]

also fiver, it's tough to make odds not knowing how you talk, are you smooth, or do you look like this guy here, then you will be -3700/+3100 you do NOT get laid..




and if you look like tom brady, you are -4300/+3600 you GET LAID.. even if you have no game.


so that's why it's also tough to make odds on this, fiver..

[InTheHole]

But he hangs with chicks like this

[Nicky Santoro]

well, it's now 230 am. and no sign of fiver.. this could be a very good sign for him.. since he's still not home and posting...the line has now moved up..

before it was



will you get laid TONIGHT?

NO -155
YES +135




updated line

will you get laid TONIGHT?

YES -125
NO + 105


Boys, when a person comes home very late from a party, it's usually a good sign.. when a guy comes home at 1245 am, it's a horrible sign and it means he probably did NOT get laid. it's looking good now for fiver, as he's become a favorite now..

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

i get home at 5 am regardless from parties and get laid 1/3 times

[Iwinyourmoney]

Please parlay all the No's for the max. Odd he comes in and says "OH I GOT LAID YAY ME" Yes -1600

[5 star bomb]

well, it's now 230 am. and no sign of fiver.. this could be a very good sign for him.. since he's still not home and posting...the line has now moved up..

before it was



will you get laid TONIGHT?

NO -155
YES +135




updated line

will you get laid TONIGHT?

YES -125
NO + 105


Boys, when a person comes home very late from a party, it's usually a good sign.. when a guy comes home at 1245 am, it's a horrible sign and it means he probably did NOT get laid. it's looking good now for fiver, as he's become a favorite now..

Well boys Nicky is a very smart bookmaker.... He moved the line like all the sharp bookies when he got some inside info that I was still out for the night past 2 am. I did get laid last night!! My buddy did not......

[jjgold]

5 Star pay attention to my video

I have had enough

[5 star bomb]

I ended up passing out at her place afterward, NEVER a good idea. I woke up at 7am and I crawled out of the bed as slowly as possible, got dressed and tip-toed out of her room. I did leave a note saying to call me later and we should "get lunch"........Then I ran for the door.... Guys let me teach you something. Always leave a note when leaving the girls crib. It shows you care at least a little bit and they dig that. There is NOOOO way im taking her to lunch today but if and when she calls I will make up some lie about having to go to my grandparents house to help them move some stuff... Boys I am always 1 step ahead of the game. She was a great fukk so thats why I did all that.

[Nicky Santoro]

There is NOOOO way im taking her to lunch today but if and when she calls I will make up some lie.

of course you shouldn't take her to lunch today, the CUBS are playing at 1pm est.. would you rather be having lunch with a girl you have no feelings for, OR be watching the cubbies on tv? who cares about her.

btw, good job last night. sorry....i mean, good job early this morning..

[5 star bomb]

of course you shouldn't take her to lunch today, the CUBS are playing at 1pm est.. would you rather be having lunch with a girl you have no feelings for, OR be watching the cubbies on tv? who cares about her.

btw, good job last night. sorry....i mean, good job early this morning..

exactly... Cubs game, a couple beers, shooting the shit with the SBR crew.... fukk her, im good at this game Nicky. Guys could learn a lot from me

[Thor4140]

also fiver, it's tough to make odds not knowing how you talk, are you smooth, or do you look like this guy here, then you will be -3700/+3100 you do NOT get laid..




and if you look like tom brady, you are -4300/+3600 you GET LAID.. even if you have no game.


so that's why it's also tough to make odds on this, fiver..

Terrible odds Nicky. He looks like a cross between Richie Cunningham and Andre the Giant

[Rich Boy]

Nice work, if this is for real...

[Thor4140]

Well boys Nicky is a very smart bookmaker.... He moved the line like all the sharp bookies when he got some inside info that I was still out for the night past 2 am. I did get laid last night!! My buddy did not......

http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/picard_ashamed.jpg

[jjgold]

[5 star bomb]

Nice work, if this is for real...

[Nicky Santoro]

Terrible odds Nicky. He looks like a cross between Richie Cunningham and Andre the Giant

thorry, how can those be terrible odds on the fat smelly naked bearded guy? -3700/+3100 him not getting laid is a good line.. he might be the smoothest and most charming guy ever.. if he is, then -3700 is a fair line. he can pull it off, who knows. He might have game, who knows..

but he might need a trim on his beard, it will raise his odds.. oh, and maybe a shower, too..

[5 star bomb]

[poker_dummy101]

This guy couldnt get a girl if she was falling over drunk. The best chance he has other than his hand:

[Thor4140]

thorry, how can those be terrible odds on the fat smelly naked bearded guy? -3700/+3100 him not getting laid is a good line.. he might be the smoothest and most charming guy ever.. if he is, then -3700 is a fair line. he can pull it off, who knows. He might have game, who knows..

but he might need a trim on his beard, it will raise his odds.. oh, and maybe a shower, too..

Nah i was talking about the odds on 5 stiff. You ever see a picture of him? Terrifying

[Nicky Santoro]

Nah i was talking about the odds on 5 stiff. You ever see a picture of him? Terrifying

oh, i had no idea he showed himself before..

where is the pic, thorry..

[Iwinyourmoney]

That's right JJ. I am not scared to provide pictures. Hmmmmmm.............what's this?

[jjgold]

IWIN you have a lot of credibility here with women, 5 Star has none.

[Thor4140]

oh, i had no idea he showed himself before..

where is the pic, thorry..

Im sure one of these guys that despises him can find it. If not i will give it a try tomorrow. I think it is a prom picture.

[Thor4140]

Nicky this was rumored to be him and Journeyman. Not sure tho.

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/this-man-is-awesome.jpg

[Todd2122]

exactly... Cubs game, a couple beers, shooting the shit with the SBR crew.... fukk her, im good at this game Nicky. Guys could learn a lot from me

I moved to Chicago from Michigan and I was amazed at how much more I got laid. Girls here **** like it's their job. And, more importantly, many of them don't even want you to call them the next day. I had much success at Stanley's. Bitches everywhere....Enjoy.

[Thor4140]

Here he is Nicky. Now i have to ask u and JJ cause i think JJ is on to his bullshitting. Is it possible a guy that looks like this is getting 9's and 10's like he say's.

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff9/therxquantumleap/themanejandgirl.jpg?t=1238258244

[Thor4140]

Here he is Nicky. Now i have to ask u and JJ cause i think JJ is on to his bullshitting. Is it possible a guy that looks like this is getting 9's and 10's like he say's.

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/f...g?t=1238258244

c'mon nicky what ya think? You think this pic of 5 star has the potential to pick up 9's and 10's

[Nicky Santoro]

c'mon nicky what ya think? You think this pic of 5 star has the potential to pick up 9's and 10's

well, he does have a great suit on AND more importantly, he does have an 8 in his arms..

[Thor4140]

well, he does have a great suit on AND more importantly, he does have an 8 in his arms..

eight? u come from the great land that produced Pamela Anderson and Trish Stratus. Or do u mean he has an eight pack stashed under the other arm?

[5 star bomb]

thats TimelyHitting Thor... not me