Most Embarrasing moment in your life!

HAPPY BOY · 05-01-09, 04:15 PM

sorry gang a little toasted, just felt like sharing, maybe too much info.

HAPPY BOY · 05-01-09, 04:25 PM

you guys are pussys!

raydog · 05-01-09, 04:29 PM

so thats what drove the little degen to the booze...

Deuce · 05-01-09, 04:30 PM

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HAPPY BOY · 05-01-09, 04:31 PM

Heres another since were all sharing. when I was like 13 years old there was a girl who lived across the street named Teresita. she was about the same age and starting to blossom. had titties like tangerines. well one day i was dry humping the bitch on a love seat in my house, when all a sudden i felt a slap on my back , it was nana, she said in spanish "what the fvck is going on here!' shit i high tailed it out of there talk about a boner killer. God bless Teresita, she broke in soo many boys.

pat venditto · 05-01-09, 04:32 PM

pat venditto · 05-01-09, 04:35 PM

I shit my pants in school in 2nd grade.

bluefish · 05-01-09, 04:37 PM

I was once second to last picked for kickball in the 4th grade. Needless to say it never happened again.

Bluehorseshoe · 05-01-09, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by pat venditto

I shit my pants in school in 2nd grade.

I shit my pants 2 hours ago.

Rich Boy · 05-01-09, 04:52 PM

I was jerking off in class, back in high school, and the girl behind me saw and started to scream. The entire class saw me with a huge boner...

daggerkobe · 05-01-09, 04:58 PM

I had sex with the girl in 5starstiff's avatar and afterwards, I asked what about 5starstiff and she had no idea who he was. I felt really embarrassed for him.

Vonnegut · 05-01-09, 06:09 PM

pissed myself umpiring a tball game when i was 10. to this day i have no idea if anyone actually noticed.

Bread · 05-01-09, 06:34 PM

I like when Happy is toasted and gets honest...but Happy...you gotta stop getting caught fukking son! Take precautions man!

UntilTheNDofTimE · 05-01-09, 08:32 PM

i was a pitcher in farm league, and i forgot my cup holder, i was wearing tighty whities so i kinda slipped the cup between the hole where you stick you penis thru to tuck it in there, needless to say it wasnt staying in very tight and i wasn't going ot chance getting a line drive to my nuts. so i made a pitch and the cup fell out of place through my pants, the cup was like on my ankle, i was parying it didnt fall out and be sitting there on the mound, IT DID,

jjgold · 05-01-09, 08:55 PM

Probably like 3 years ago I was at a local Little League game and my rug blew off from a strong gust of wind and the thing went under the stands and everyone was laughing. I was sitting right in the middle too with a lot of hot Moms. I never returned to that field again.

CaneDawg · 05-01-09, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Probably like 3 years ago I was at a local Little League game and my rug blew off from a strong gust of wind and the thing went under the stands and everyone was laughing. I was sitting right in the middle too with a lot of hot Moms. I never returned to that field again.

did you have money on the game

UntilTheNDofTimE · 05-01-09, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by CaneDawg

did you have money on the game

omg

jjgold · 05-01-09, 09:06 PM

No just a fan, I use to coach the team before I got thrown out of the league.

CaneDawg · 05-01-09, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

No just a fan, I use to coach the team before I got thrown out of the league.

jj gold....the pete rose of newark little league

jjgold · 05-01-09, 09:12 PM

Caner I had a fist fight with an 11 year old kid in the dugout, kid was like 5-2, 180 so he was strong, I probably got the best of him but got thrown out of league. The Father tried to start with me after the game and I put a fukkin gun to his head and he was scared shit and never bothered me again.

Justin7 · 05-01-09, 11:00 PM

I was in an internet sportsbook at a busy time. 40+ clerks, all the linesmen there. One of the guys asks me to change a channel on the satellite to look for a game. I start flicking through the channels, and the linesman calls me over to look at an odd betting pattern. I quit flicking the receiver and go over to look at a bet log.

Suddenly, I hear all sorts of women screaming - the telephone clerks. The satellite receiver I was adjusting was showing some XXX porn to all the clerks. To this day, I don't know why that book had porn on all its receivers, but they all had a good laugh about it.

poker_dummy101 · 05-01-09, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by CaneDawg

did you have money on the game

thats hilarious

Tsoprano · 05-01-09, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by HAPPY BOY

I took the family to NYC. I was there like 3 days and felt horny as fvck. I went to take a shower and called my wife in. i bent her over a sink and started ramming her doggy style. just when i was about to blow a massive load my youngest kid walked in. funny part is I was shooting my load at the same time he was screaming.. Let me tell you that was an awkeward moment ,til this day i think i fvcked that boy up. i mean who wants to see there mom getting plowed, even if it was dad. Do share.

Lot's of funny posts in this thread

Flyers09 · 05-01-09, 11:21 PM

had a brakeaway in a BIG thanksgiving rival game,(we have it every year) i started to pace my self so i had a lil time to think, next thing i know, i was starring at the ice..i tripped over my own feet, i couldnt handle the pressure of my whole school yelling and screaming....i made up for it later, i got into a fight and got kicked out.....other then that, just the usual walking around school with boner's, teachers eeing and students...

Happy Boy thats a funny story you shared with us

Flyers09 · 05-01-09, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Probably like 3 years ago I was at a local Little League game and my rug blew off from a strong gust of wind and the thing went under the stands and everyone was laughing. I was sitting right in the middle too with a lot of hot Moms. I never returned to that field again.

bobbyfk · 05-02-09, 12:21 AM

HAPPY BOY · 05-02-09, 08:40 AM

oh and most can relate, the too stoned or drunk dick wont go hard fiasco.

Nicky Santoro · 05-02-09, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Probably like 3 years ago I was at a local Little League game and my rug blew off from a strong gust of wind and the thing went under the stands and everyone was laughing. I was sitting right in the middle too with a lot of hot Moms. I never returned to that field again.

i swear to you, the same thing happened to me back in 2001.. (kinda), but not as bad.. i was at a party with about 4 guys and 7 girls.. 1 of the guys who was a good friend of mine drank a bit too much and then out of nowhere, ripped my rug outta my head and threw it across the room.. everyone, including the girls were dying laughing.. i didn't know whether to run and hide and grab my rug, OR to punch him out.. so I socked him in the head and he fell hard to the ground.. then i grabbed the rug, and left the party and never ever again showed my face to those girls. i'll never forget how they all laughed so hard and 4 of them were hot.. but i got my revenge and till today, when that jerk sees me, he is ALWAYS super nice to me.. i taught that asshole a lesson. we are no longer friends, but he does watch himself when i am there. boy, did i sock him good.

Boys, don't ever mess with someone's rug.. it's like their child.. Unless you want trouble, do NOT mess with a mans rug..

jjgold · 05-02-09, 09:13 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicky!!!!

Man some classic posts in this thread

Willie Bee · 05-02-09, 09:38 AM

I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels

Flyers09 · 05-02-09, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by HAPPY BOY

oh and most can relate, the too stoned or drunk dick wont go hard fiasco.

CaneDawg · 05-04-09, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels

my new fav. commercial

Team Ramrod · 05-04-09, 10:31 PM

This one is classic but anyways back in my high school days which would have been back in 92, I was hanging with my girlfriend at her parents house and her parents were suppose to be going to bed so she started to blow me and she was about 10 minutes into it when her dad walks in and he has the look of death on his face and by the way this guy played in the NBA he was about 6'9-6'10ish anywho I immediately go limp in a second flat and he grabs a typewriter, I didnt want to hang around to see what he was going to do with it so I bolt out the door. Her mom was a teacher at the school I went to and her classroom was directly in front of my locker, talk about ****ing awkward and people that was coming down the hallway would say something to me in front of her mom, I would be getting my books and her mom would give me the dirtiest go to hell looks and I live in a small town and the whole town knew about it even my parents. I never spoke to the chick after that night.

idontlikerocks · 05-05-09, 12:31 AM

this just happened about a year ago. i was in the bathroom for a pee at the jack in the box and there was a guy in there cleaning. i wasn''t paying much attention and ended up peeing all over the top of the urinal