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  • mikejamm
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-24-09
    • 11047

    #1
    Progressive jackoff jackpot pizza guessing games.
    Most fuk'in rediculously promotion ever! Try'in to guess the exact fuk'in score of a basketball game! Just award a fuk'in pizza card to the person who guesses closest without go'in over! Progressive jackpot, what a load of horseshit!

    Are you bastards so cheap you can't give away a fuk'in pizza? What a colossal waste of time. Like anybody is gonna win this dumb shit. Shall I publish the odds of correctly guessing the exact score of an NBA basketball game? They measure somewhere near fuk'in infinity!

    This, along with all of JJ Gold's stupid ass "guess the exact score win 500 pts" threads should go to a fuk'in sub forum called, "Dumb ass contests nobody ever wins"

    It's like you guys aren't even putting a ounce of brains into coming up with promotions that make some fuk'in sense!

    At least LT Profits has a fuk'in clue as to how to properly run a damn contest that someone can actually win!
  • CanuckG
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-23-10
    • 21978

    #2
    Exactly what they want. Or else it'd be too easy. It's free
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    • gauchojake
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-17-10
      • 34116

      #3
      Mike that will buy a lot of pizza. I say go for it.
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      • newguy
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-27-09
        • 6100

        #4
        Everyone loves progressives. I don't bother for a pizza. But for $90 of pizza to put 6 numbers and a few letters on a page. Sign me up.
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82840

          #5
          How come no contests for guessing hockey scores? Make it so you can guess the exact score at end of each period and final score.
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          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #6
            One of you phaggots will get lucky
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            • gauchojake
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-17-10
              • 34116

              #7
              Smokie don't hate appreciate. I know you want that pizza but it's all mine.
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
                Originally posted by gauchojake
                Smokie don't hate appreciate. I know you want that pizza but it's all mine.
                How bout I buy you a 100 dollar pizza card and you give me an hour with your wife
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82840

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Smoke
                  How bout I buy you a 100 dollar pizza card and you give me an hour with your wife
                  An hour? What are you going to be doing for the rest 59 minutes?
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                  • gauchojake
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 09-17-10
                    • 34116

                    #10
                    Smokie that's not a good deal
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                    • The Giant
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-21-12
                      • 21480

                      #11
                      Mike, you're voting for Hillary, right?
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        I have paid out 1000's of points
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                        • mikejamm
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-24-09
                          • 11047

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          I have paid out 1000's of points

                          For a fuk'in exact scrore game? Never pal.
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                          • mikejamm
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-24-09
                            • 11047

                            #14
                            Jerk'in yer chain guess'in game jackpot If no one hits, can we carry this shit over to the Stanley cup finals?You could do a 3 way like, final score, shots on goals, and penalties. Would probably take a fuk'in miracle to guess that too.

                            This progressive pizza jackpot could realistically could keep some lucky fuk in pizzas for the rest of his life!
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                            • Nick Papageorgio
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-07-12
                              • 2396

                              #15
                              After nba do we progress to mlb bases? Will be easier.
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                              • mikejamm
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-24-09
                                • 11047

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Smoke

                                How bout I buy you a 100 dollar pizza card and you give me an hour with your wife
                                Originally posted by pavyracer



                                An hour? What are you going to be doing for the rest 59 minutes?


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                                • sweethook
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-21-07
                                  • 12667

                                  #17
                                  mike are you drunk again ... I want the pizza
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                                  • mikejamm
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-24-09
                                    • 11047

                                    #18
                                    Here you go SBR.

                                    MLB averages 15 games a night, pick 5 winners outta 15, boom! Pizza card. tie breaker - total runs last pick.
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                                    • mikejamm
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 08-24-09
                                      • 11047

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sweethook
                                      mike are you drunk again ... I want the pizza

                                      Umm yes and its a holiday weekend brah! good luck in the pizza lottery.
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                                      • mikejamm
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-24-09
                                        • 11047

                                        #20
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