Best Poker rooms/Strip Club/Escort service Vegas

themajormt · 05-01-09, 08:59 AM

Also, has anyone ever been to "the gun store"? I want to shoot an Uzi...

MonkeyF0cker · 05-01-09, 09:10 AM

The best poker rooms would depend on what games you are looking to play but you can never go wrong with Wynn, Venetian, or Bellagio. The best strip club here is Spearmint Rhino. Hands down. Sapphire, Treasures, and Rick's Caberet are decent too. Nobody is on the Rhino's level though. There are a bunch of escort services here. I wouldn't know what the best is. There are some absolute dime escorts but expect to pay for it. You may be looking at paying a dime or more for one. You could always risk it with a street walker or casino ho for a bit less or check Craigslist. You really shouldn't have a problem hooking up with a tourist though. A lot of girls that come here are looking to get laid anyway. The Gun Store is cool. Plenty of selection in full auto. MP-5's, M-16's, AK's, etc. They offer packages where you can rent a few different weapons at once. You'll end up dropping at least $100 (probably closer to $200) there. It's smaller than you'd think too. It's about a mile or two east of the strip on Tropicana.

Bread · 05-01-09, 09:14 AM

I seriously need to visit Vegas and hang with Monkey when I'm not glued to March Madness for 4 days straight.

themajormt · 05-01-09, 09:17 AM

Thanks for the info!!!

I am definitely going to the gun store, should be under $20 cab ride from what I can tell, and I will make sure to check out Rhino Friday night after the Dave Matthews concert. I am looking to play either 1/2 or 2/4 no limit, $400 max buy in? I am not sure what the best games are out there.

Are there any good daily tournaments with buy ins under $100? I get in Wednesday night so I could play Thursday or Saturday, dont want to risk it with the concert on Friday.

Thanks for the help monkey...

themajormt · 05-01-09, 09:24 AM

Bread... What books do you like there? I want to do a little MLB action while I am there...

MonkeyF0cker · 05-01-09, 09:28 AM

Most of the better structured tourneys are more than $100. The Orleans and Binions are probably your best options in that price range. Check here for the list of daily tourneys, buyins, starting chips, and structures: http://www.allvegaspoker.com/tournaments.php

You'll find a $1/$2 NL or $1/$3 NL game in virtually any poker room. MGM usually has a good $1/$2 NL selection. If you wanna play $2/$5 NL, I'd go to Wynn or Venetian. Mandalay Bay also has an odd $2/$4 NL game with a $300 max. It's generally not a bad game though. At least it used to be decent. I haven't played there in a while...

themajormt · 05-01-09, 09:47 AM

Great link... I take it you play poker regularly? Is there any room you like more than the other that has more newbies and guys pissing away money??

MonkeyF0cker · 05-01-09, 09:53 AM

As far as books go, for MLB most of the strip books are horrible. All of the MGM/Mirage properties - Bellagio, MGM, Mirage, New York New York, Monte Carlo, Excalibur, Luxor, Mandalay Bay, and Circus Circus - all have 20 cent lines. All of the Harrah's properties - Harrah's, Imperial Palace, Flamingo, Caesar's Palace, Bally's, Paris, and Bill's - all have 15 cent lines, as does Venetian and Stratosphere. You'll probably find the better lines at the Hilton, Palm's, Leroy's books (Trop, Hooters, Riviera), Palace Station, or many of the downtown books like the Golden Nugget, Plaza, or 4 Queens (Cal-Neva).

madmaxx · 05-01-09, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by themajormt

Great link... I take it you play poker regularly? Is there any room you like more than the other that has more newbies and guys pissing away money??

This is how tropicana's poker room was til they shut it down

The players on that PokerPro machine at Excalibur are pretty bad but its a video machine so take it as you will

Bread · 05-01-09, 09:53 AM

major I'm pretty much a square as far as what books there have best odds or whatnot...but just as far ass being there and betting, the surrounding, drinks, scenery etc, Mandalay is cool.

Oh and be sure to place some bets at the Circus Circus sportsbook. Tell em some old stinky fukk sent ya.

themajormt · 05-01-09, 09:59 AM

I dont think I could handle playin on a machine maxx... I guess I will stick to the bigger and better rooms and hope I get lucky.

Monkey has me all excited for the Rhino!!

Bread · 05-01-09, 10:02 AM

major are you gonna get an escort for you and your girl to play with? Or is she not making the trip?

themajormt · 05-01-09, 10:04 AM

Monkey what are the strip club rules in vegas? Arent some topless and some all nude? Do they not sell alcohol in the nude ones?

MonkeyF0cker · 05-01-09, 10:06 AM

I play pretty much every night. It depends on the night, what's going on for the week here, and the table that you're on when you get there. For instance, this weekend there is the Pacquiao/Hatton fight at the MGM. There are a ton of drunken Brits there. The games last night there were decent as many of them have already arrived. There was a decent selection of $2/$5 NL tables and they even had a $5/$10 NL table going which isn't the norm for a Thursday night. They had probably 15 $1/$2 NL games going as well. You really can't go wrong with the bigger rooms like Wynn, Venetian, MGM, or Bellagio since you have a bunch of different tables going for each different game. You can usually find a decent one, although I have the luxury of knowing the most of the staff at all of the rooms so I always request their better games. For $1/$2 NL, sometimes the smaller rooms like Hooters, Imperial Palace, or O'sheas will draw the drunken idiots too. Those games can be somewhat profitable if you can get your hands to hold up. I don't usually play in those types of games though. Just remember, if you're at no action table, you can either play aggressive, request a table change in the larger rooms, or find a game elsewhere. There is no shortage of games here.

MonkeyF0cker · 05-01-09, 10:10 AM

Topless only for alcohol. Full nude is only juice bars (18 and up). There is one strip club called the Palomino Club that was grandfathered in that is full nude and serves alcohol but I would highly suggest not going there if you intend to find any attractive strippers. Some places are a bit more lenient on rules. Olympic Garden is fairly lax in their rules. Pretty much anything can go on in VIP, but again you won't find the hottest Vegas strippers there. A lot of it depends on the girl at most of the better clubs.

themajormt · 05-01-09, 10:17 AM

Yeah my biggest problem is playing with idiots and my hand not holding up... Like people calling $300 on a mid range flush draw with all under cards or something. Thanks for the great info Monkey!!

themajormt · 05-01-09, 10:19 AM

Bread, she is making the trip but will have some of her friends in town so I thought maybe I would sneak away or I could always try and find a girl for me and her. I dont know what kind of mood she will be in, I guess I will have to wait and see.

sb1384 · 05-01-09, 01:26 PM

spearmint rhino hands down. no competition. recommendation would be to find your girl for the night and hit the vip room. really dark and they have little cubbies; there are a few cubbies there that are basically hidden from view and good for extracurricular activities if the girl is so inclined

xxdjstriderxx · 05-01-09, 02:13 PM

i dj at 'Seamless' on certain weekends. its half nightclub half strip club

getting a topless lapdance in between dancing with hotties on the dancefloor and having drinks with your boys = cant go wrong.

as for poker i mostly play at the "big" rooms, venetian, wynn, bellagio, and mgm grand is also legit although it is ****ing loud on the weekends since its right next to a bar (on the bright side it is also right next to the sportsbook!)

as for sportsbooks, hilton hands down. wynn's is also nice though.