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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Acceptance Speech for Poster of the Month
    Dear SBRforum, http://www.sbrodds.com/, SBRmarketing.com, fiveteamer, jjgold, pavyracer, fiveteamer, and ladies and gentlemen,

    I am deeply honored by the award you have bestowed upon me. Every day of April, I woke up out of bed like a spring thinking about what thread I was going to start, how I was going to make fun of pavyracer, and win poster of the month. I am flattered that you have recognized my efforts and rewarded me accordingly, despite a tight race with many outstanding contenders. I am particularly humbled by the fact that I defeated pavyracer, my arch-nemesis and general forum cockblock.

    I would like to dedicate this win to jjgold, my coach and mentor throughout the years. Without his spreadsheet I wouldn't have been able to quit my job.

    Respectfully yours,

    mathdotcom

    PS: As for Bread not being happy... I hope this deadbeat fukk wins toaster of the month and burns in hell. That skanky wife of his can go with him. If Bread is a slice of bread then Robyn is the dried up, moldy, smelly ass hamburger bun we've all found under our couch cushion after a few years.
  • j0hnnyv
    SBR MVP
    • 01-06-09
    • 3620

    #2
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    • mathdotcom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #3
      And uh, yes, I intended to address fiveteamer twice.

      Guy is a bitchslap machine, basically has it coursing through his veins
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      • unde0087
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-27-08
        • 28979

        #4
        make a ****in vid if you are going to have a speech
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        • pat venditto
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-07-07
          • 14347

          #5
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82905

            #6


            I'm so honored to be defeated by an unemployed gum factory worker who trades Gordon Howie and Reggie Jackson rookie cards for jjgold paraphenalia on Ebay.
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            • reno cool
              SBR MVP
              • 07-02-08
              • 3567

              #7
              well I couldn't see the video. And I don't know how 5teamer does it, but he makes the right call once again.
              Mathdotcom posts are almost always of high quality.
              Congrats, and good call.
              bird bird da bird's da word
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              • RogueJuror
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-08-08
                • 10010

                #8
                reno can you see this one?



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                • reno cool
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-02-08
                  • 3567

                  #9
                  there better not be a video there.
                  bird bird da bird's da word
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                  • smitch124
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-19-08
                    • 12566

                    #10
                    Originally posted by reno cool
                    there better not be a video there.
                    Try the link:

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                    • RogueJuror
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-08-08
                      • 10010

                      #11
                      if you can't see from the link, your flash player is messed up redownload it and install it


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                      • SBR_John
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-12-05
                        • 16471

                        #12
                        Congrads!
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                        • reno cool
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-02-08
                          • 3567

                          #13
                          I was able to see it with the link. Thnx rj, smitch
                          I wonder why it's not appearing in the thread as usual.
                          bird bird da bird's da word
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                          • Bread
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-16-08
                            • 23726

                            #14
                            As always, thank you for the kind words Mathy!!
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                            • mathdotcom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-24-08
                              • 11689

                              #15
                              Thanks Bread I knew you would appreciate
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                              • Bread
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-16-08
                                • 23726

                                #16
                                I mean..."Toaster of the Month"???? hhahahaha...brilliance. We need to make this an official award.
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #17
                                  It couldn't of been given to a better poster. Mathy is a hero an icon to most here at SBR.
                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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