Ten Things I Will Do If I Become May Poster Of The Month

[Casperwaits]

I want this very bad. As Obama did, I am campaiging a month early. Here are my campaign "promises". This is a more serious list.


10. I will continue to respond to all of Bateman's stupid posts when he harasses other posters. All this fool does is post nonsense and never brings any sports knowledge to the table. He is like a zit on the face of SBR.

9. Will make a video of at least 2 minute length with a girl in a bikini.

8. Will win one of the contests that will be running in the month of May

7. Spend one full overnight online with Bread drinking and discussing our list of Top Ten Hottest Women of all time. I bet we can make a thread so epic, it will go down as the Citizen Kane of threads.

6. I will buy Rogue Scholar a twink

5. I will buy JJ Gold a Twinkie

4. I will get somebody a date with Teela (okay that may be hard)

3. I will coordinate a diet for CrazyLou so he can lose those nagging 20 pounds

2. I will name Matt Rain as my co-winner because he deserved it in April

1. I will bring back 5Teamer

[betplom]

If you are not POM next month I will blame O'Bama.

[The HG]

wow

gotta be the early frontrunner

boys casper wants it bad, he may dominate in May

[BadNina]

I am almost convinced Casper

[Casperwaits]

I am almost convinced Casper

With you as my campaign manager. I cannot lose..whaddya say? You can bring the sexiness to this campaign. You could be like my Sarah Palin, only younger, smarter, and better looking in jeans.

[BadNina]

deal

[BadNina]

Just checking to see if my signature shows up now...

[Bread]

No lieutenant, your men are already dead.

[betplom]

Just checking to see if my signature shows up now...

It didn't, but it should have, this is all Obamas fault.

[BadNina]

It didn't, but it should have, this is all Obamas fault.

I think its Loubert's fault. Everything went to hell when he moved to TX and now they are talking about seccession.

[Casperwaits]

I have the bestest campaign manager in the whole wide world

[Teela]

4. I will get somebody a date with Teela (okay that may be hard)

[/B]

If it wins you Poster of the Month, I'm down.

[pavyracer]

Whoever wins the POTM will receive a personalized gift from me with my own DNA. A box of used kleenex tissues.

[Casperwaits]

If it wins you Poster of the Month, I'm down.

You are a true friend.

[BatemanPatrickl]

You forgot one...Continue to use words like "bestest" and post photos of yourself in your avatar to prove what a tool you really are.

[BadNina]

I use bestest all the time. Like when I tell my brothers that Mom loves me bestest and they just need to get over it.

[The General]

The list is mighty impressive, Sir.

[Bread]

You forgot one...Continue to use words like "bestest" and post photos of yourself in your avatar to prove what a tool you really are.

I spy a homo

[RogueJuror]

I use bestest all the time. Like when I tell my brothers that Mom loves me bestest and they just need to get over it.

cosmiccowgrl?

[Casperwaits]

You forgot one...Continue to use words like "bestest" and post photos of yourself in your avatar to prove what a tool you really are.

Posting photos of yourself makes you a tool? I guess half of the people on here are tools, Child Molester. You back for round 3? Every day I beat you down. You must like getting hurt little boy. How are your sports plays today? Oh yeah, you don't bet, you just come on here for abuse. The scarier thing is if we ever met in person, you would pee your pants from the thought of me kicking your ass, seriously.

[BatemanPatrickl]

I spy a homo

Looking at your double chin in the mirror again Bread?

[Matt Rain]

Casper gets my full and completely impartial support.

Casper 05/'09

[Casperwaits]

The list is mighty impressive, Sir.

Thank you General. I will seriously try to fulfill all on the list. If I can do 6-8 of them, I will consider myself fortunate.

[Matt Rain]

I spy a homo

I believe you got the wrong guy. This looks like Joeyfitzclick the Irish condo peddler.

[BadNina]

cosmiccowgrl?

Yep that's my momma. Isn't she pretty? Isn't it easy to see how Dad knocked her up with yours truly?

[The General]

Always keep the faith maybe you can complete all of the missions you listed.

[Casperwaits]

Casper gets my full and completely impartial support.

Casper 05/'09

Matty, we got Nina as our press advisor. You as my vice-president. I am going to ask Bread to be my secretary of douche defense (Bateman is our WMD...Weapon Of Mass Doucebaggery).

[Bread]

Looking at your double chin in the mirror again Bread?

Classic. So you're gonna deny that this is you?

[WhatAboutMeBitch]

who decided this award willie bee or rogue scholar?

[Matt Rain]

Looking at your double chin in the mirror again Bread?

Tell me, what kind of studies are required to become a professional e-asshole?

[Casperwaits]

That picture is Bateman. Oh Jeez, sorry Bateman, you are a balding loser. Wow. I had no idea. I could kick your ass for fun, and it wouldn't even be fun. I'm sorry, type all the insults you want. You need something to make you feel better. Damn, you are ugly.

[Matt Rain]

Classic. So you're gonna deny that this is you?

Bread, seriously, I'm 95% certain that this is Joeyfitzclick from EOG.

[BadNina]

who decided this award willie bee or rogue scholar?

5Teamer decides the Official poster of the month.

[Bread]

Damn you Matty Rain. I was having fun with that. I take back my POTM vote.

[Casperwaits]

Tell me, what kind of studies are required to become a professional e-asshole?

Exactly my Canadian friend. Exactly. Listen, if a Canadian thinks your humor is juvenile Bateman, you know you are a douche.