Laid off from work

[mathdotcom]

Recession is hurting everyone hard and I am now another victim. Currently looking for online employment. Any ideas?

Live webcam shows?
Paid poster?
Porn web designer?
Founder of jjgold sports equipment.com?
Maybe there is some way I can get paid to impregnate women?

Am hoping to win POTM to boost my resume and look really important.

[Bread]

I would pay you for this. Double pay if you can do some video interviews with Loshak.

Live webcam shows?

[AgainstAllOdds]

Whats your physique like?

You could become a male stripper.

[mathdotcom]

Physique ok but below average. Also have a very small pecker... maybe women have small penis fetishes?

For now, practicing my dance moves just in case.

[Brock Landers]

Math, what did you do for work? Why were you laid off, was it a performance thing?

[pavyracer]

Calgary is hit by recession? This is news to me. The Calgary economy is thriving.

[mathdotcom]

pavy not if youre in the gum industry

[L2Gunz]

1. start a car/truck detailing business.....
2. pressure washing, gutters, and landscaping.....
3. sell lemonade, nachos, pickles, snowballs
4. pawn your chain and buy some coke f/ resale

[Bread]

Gum industry!?!?!?

[mathdotcom]

Bread this is not funny

Everyone knows in a recession gum is the first thing people cut back on

[RealSlimShady]

Sell oranges on the street like Rogue Juror.

[Richkas]

Sell oranges on the street like Rogue Juror.

lol

[pavyracer]

pavy not if youre in the gum industry

gum as chewing gum or gum as in teeth?

[SlickFazzer]

Start a snow cone stand like the one Chi Archie is helping me get set up.

[nosniboR11]

idiots should of went to college

[L2Gunz]

idiots should of went to college

wow...who are the fantastic women in your avatar??????

[G's pks]

go to a farm... see if they will hire you to pick flies out of horseshit!

[L2Gunz]

[pico]

rob a bank.

[pavyracer]

Guy is a chess champion but gets fired from gum factory. An SBR original.

[jjgold]

Plenty of work in retail food industry or retail store industry. Lazy Americans /Canadians do not want to work and are replaced by Hispanics, ect.

[G's pks]

Plenty of work in retail food industry or retail store industry. Lazy Americans /Canadians do not want to work and are replaced by Hispanics, ect.

Do you want fries with that shake?

[RealSlimShady]

Hustle people playing chess for $.

[jjgold]

I bet this guy stole from company, we never get the real story. Mathy is a gambler so who knows if he was strapped for cash. I know from experience when you need money to pay off a book, local or need money to gamble you will do just about anything.

[mathdotcom]

It is true I was not very hard working at the gum factory, but I NEVER STOLE ANY GUM. I'm not that way. It might have something to do with flirting with boss's daughter. I looked up her skirt a bit and rubbed my cack when she was walking around but was basically a total fukkin gentleman.

Just got my suite out of storage and trying it on. Looking very good in the mirror but not sure a light blue suite is right for a job interview. I have an interview to become manager of a Detroit tire store/mechanic shop. Apparently they have discovered that money sometimes goes missing from the cash register and only gets replaced if the Red Wings win that night.

[flyingillini]

If you really did get laid off I feel for you. I hope you find something soon.

[daggerkobe]

http://youporn.com/jobs

[pavyracer]

It is true I was not very hard working at the gum factory, but I NEVER STOLE ANY GUM. I'm not that way. It might have something to do with flirting with boss's daughter. I looked up her skirt a bit and rubbed my cack when she was walking around but was basically a total fukkin gentleman.

Just got my suite out of storage and trying it on. Looking very good in the mirror but not sure a light blue suite is right for a job interview. I have an interview to become manager of a Detroit tire store/mechanic shop. Apparently they have discovered that money sometimes goes missing from the cash register and only gets replaced if the Red Wings win that night.

He is not JJ guys. He spelled suit wrong to confuse us. Don't jump into conclusions.

[The General]

On a serious note, maybe a busy corner Hot Dog stand? If there are none around, then it's a decent opportunity.