Just got back from bar with my group of ladies and handicapping buddies to watch Hawks vs Flames. What a fukkin' beating. Anyways, we are all settled in with our beers and bitch slap drinks (thanks fiveteamer), when the game starts. But there is no sound! It was just sports recaps before that so I understand having the sound off then. I ask the waitress to turn the sound up - it is not the same without commentating - but she says it is only the first round of the playoffs and not big enough of a game to warrant sound.
I lose it, telling her that we have huge action on the game and that if we win we could buy the fukkin place and send her fat ass packing. Obviously she is a total square and cannot tell from our clothing and mannerisms that we are big time. I was wearing my leather jacket and Stanley Cup rings I bought off eBay. She tells me to calm down and that we should pay the bill and leave. I tip her $0.01. Not $0, but specifically $0.01 and write at the bottom "penny whore".
We went down the road to another bar where there was sound. Hawks win; too bad I had only the moneyline. All in all a good night, but have learned a lesson for the future.
mathy
I lose it, telling her that we have huge action on the game and that if we win we could buy the fukkin place and send her fat ass packing. Obviously she is a total square and cannot tell from our clothing and mannerisms that we are big time. I was wearing my leather jacket and Stanley Cup rings I bought off eBay. She tells me to calm down and that we should pay the bill and leave. I tip her $0.01. Not $0, but specifically $0.01 and write at the bottom "penny whore".
We went down the road to another bar where there was sound. Hawks win; too bad I had only the moneyline. All in all a good night, but have learned a lesson for the future.
mathy
