Interesting night brewing....NICKY NEED ODDS

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  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #1
    Interesting night brewing....NICKY NEED ODDS
    Well shit. Here we go. The 32 year olds husband is back in training, now she's out ready to get drunk. She is my ride tonight so I can get completely shit faced. She HATES my new gf with a passion, from past experiences I guess I dunno. With that in mind, Im sure she will make some stabs just in spite of my gf. The gf is working and will not be attending. I am supposed to go to the GFs when I get done partying. Here is a list of odds I have gathered tonight, but I would like Nicky to make the professional odds. *Odds are high on anything involving the 32 yr old because I do not cheat, never have, never plan on it. But when Im drunk and she's taking her stabs at me, I dunno if I can resist.

    1) Bang the 32 yr old, then bang the GF: Yes +470
    2) Bang the GF only: Yes -105
    3) Bang the 32 yr old and not the gf: Yes +305
    4) Bang NOBODY YES +335
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    My brain is scrambled with all this. Best of luck with where
    ever you cock ends tonight.
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    • Matt Rain
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-13-07
      • 5001

      #3
      Your girl doesn't seem the type that deserves to be cheated on, Iwin. Just sayin'.

      That and the fact that I threw 5 units on 2). Don't **** me, pal, and don't drink too much.
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      • Iwinyourmoney
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-18-07
        • 18368

        #4
        Slicker 1 hour till my ride arrives. Kind of nervous, I dont like knowing whats going to happen. Im pregaming by myself, dunno why Im nervous
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        • Iwinyourmoney
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-18-07
          • 18368

          #5
          Matty Im not a cheater, never have. I would hate myself sooooooooooooooo much if I did. I have never been in this situation with alchol involved, may God and JJGold bless me tonight
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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #6
            Mix yourself a yaggerbomb and relax. It will all work out.
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            • Iwinyourmoney
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-18-07
              • 18368

              #7
              Slicker, Im drinkin cran/vodka and takin shots of tequila rose
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              • SlickFazzer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-08
                • 20209

                #8
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                • Nicky Santoro
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-08-08
                  • 16103

                  #9
                  i have read the original post 6x and i will say this.. man, am i confused now as hell.. i am more confused now than i was before i opened this thread. i would love to make odds, but i don't know what the hell is going on here.

                  all i read was banging her, but not banging her, but banging her, but i don't cheat, i am not a cheater, shitfaced, i need a ride, i will bang, i will not bang, 32 yr old, i don't cheat, will i get banged, will i not get banged???

                  phewwwwwwwwwwwww, boy am i exhausted now...

                  I need to go for a walk now.. my head hurts..
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                  • Iwinyourmoney
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-18-07
                    • 18368

                    #10
                    When you can stump the oddsmaker.......you made it
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                      When you can stump the oddsmaker.......you made it
                      the oddsmaker did not understand anything you said..

                      I have a very small attention span iwin..
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                      • Iwinyourmoney
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-18-07
                        • 18368

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                        the oddsmaker did not understand anything you said..

                        I have a very small penis iwin..
                        Fixed
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                        • Nicky Santoro
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-08-08
                          • 16103

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                          Fixed
                          that too..
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                          • Iwinyourmoney
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-18-07
                            • 18368

                            #14
                            Outside smoking. 32 yr old is pretty pissed about the gf situation. U can cut the tension with a knife
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                            • Chi_archie
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-22-08
                              • 63172

                              #15
                              give me # 4.... you won't be able to bang the 32 year old, or your conscience will prevent you...


                              but you'll still smell like her when you arrive at your real gf's house, and/or the 32 year old will make it obvious to your new girl that SHE dropped you off, or call you 3 times after she drops you off, to keep interupting you....and since they don't like each other.....


                              anyways give me 500 on #4

                              also...

                              Bobby you need to move to Peoria..... girls out there fight over Iwinyourmoney.....ok?
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                              • pat venditto
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-07-07
                                • 14347

                                #16
                                She looks 52.
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                                • ChuteBoxe
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-21-07
                                  • 6885

                                  #17
                                  4) Bang NOBODY (+335) risking 1 Unit
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                                  • Iwinyourmoney
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-18-07
                                    • 18368

                                    #18
                                    Just got a tittie picture of 32 yr old
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                                    • InTheHole
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-28-08
                                      • 15243

                                      #19
                                      Nice
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                                      • Iwinyourmoney
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-18-07
                                        • 18368

                                        #20
                                        A nd C are out. Off to to GFs placee. Odds arte 4 wins
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                                        • Iwinyourmoney
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-18-07
                                          • 18368

                                          #21
                                          4 wins gf is passed out. Fuk this I'm goingvto mcdonalds
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                                          • raydog
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-07-07
                                            • 6984

                                            #22
                                            fila o fukkinng fish
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                                            • Chi_archie
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-22-08
                                              • 63172

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                              give me # 4.... you won't be able to bang the 32 year old, or your conscience will prevent you...


                                              but you'll still smell like her when you arrive at your real gf's house, and/or the 32 year old will make it obvious to your new girl that SHE dropped you off, or call you 3 times after she drops you off, to keep interupting you....and since they don't like each other.....


                                              anyways give me 500 on #4

                                              also...

                                              Bobby you need to move to Peoria..... girls out there fight over Iwinyourmoney.....ok?


                                              nice my 500 on # 4 cashes...
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                                              • Matt Rain
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-13-07
                                                • 5001

                                                #24
                                                I'm such a ****ing square. Nice call Chi.
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